Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Oct 14th, 2011


"OH LOOK THEY HAVE LEARNED TO PEE ON THE PAPER" !!


NOT REALLY--

I HAVE LEARNED TO PUT THE PAPER WHERE THEY WILL PEE ANYWAY.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS RAINING


TO FURTHER STUDY THIS PROJECT... AS SMALL PUPS JUST A FEW DAYS AFTER THEY GET ON ALL 4 FEET, THEY LEARN TO GO AWAY FROM THIER "NEST" TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES-- POLITE SOCIETY- WHO HAVE STUDIED THIS-- HAVE SAID IT IS THEIR INSTINCT TO KEEP THEIR BED CLEAN-

I HAVE STUDIED IT TOO--- AND I THINK IT IS SO THEY GET OUT OF REACH OF MOMMY WHO WILL FLIP THEM AROUND WITH HER NOSE TO CLEAN THEM UP.

WHATEVER...


THAT IS WHY AT A YOUNG AGE WE MAKE THE FLOOR SURFACES DIFFERENT--- A FLUFFY FOR SLEEPING AND A THIN BEDSPREAD FOR TRACTION TIL THEY CAN PROGRESS TO NEWSPAPERS..

BY NOW THEY ARE IN THE PROCESS OF LEARNING THE WORD "OUTSIDE" SPOKEN AT VARIOUS VOLUMES

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RAINING WILL COMPLICATE THE DELIVERY OF THE CAST IRON STOVE BETWEEN 2 AND 5 THIS AFTERNOON--- AND IF ANYONE IS AROUND THAT THING WILL BE HEAVY--

IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND--- PRAY THE TRACTOR AND BUCKET ARE WORKING.-

OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE ALOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO AS TO WHY WE NAVE A POT BELLY STOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DRIVEWAY


ALSO PRAY THE TRUCK HAS A TAILGATE THAT LOWERS HEAVY THINGS.

CAST IRON DOES NOT BOUNCE.


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TIME TO NAG ABOUT BUYING A BRICK FOR THE CHICKEN POO RAFFLE


TO FURTHER YOUR EDUCATION..... WE DID APPLY FOR THE YEAR'S RAFFLE PERMIT- APPARENTLY SUCCESSFULLY-

NICE GUY AT THE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE " DAN" STRAIGHTENED OUT 27 PAGES OF PRINT THAT EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCES

BETWEEN BINGO AND RAFFLE

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE ONLY 3 BINGO GAMES A YEAR- AND UNLIMITED RAFFLE GAMES

SO THAT IS WHAT WE NOW ARE-" CHICKEN RAFFLE"

AND I HAVE CHANGED ALOT OF THE WORDING TO ADD A SPRINKLING OF THE WORD "DONATION"


DAN THOUGHT IT WAS A FANTASTIC CONCEPT BUT WAS NOT TOO SURE HOW LEGAL TO HAVE A CHICKEN DO THE DRAWING...

HE ALSO ADDED TOWNS ARE DESPARATE FOR MONEY SO WE CAN NOT ASSUME THEY WILL NOT CHASE US-- THO HE THOUGHT HIGHLY UNLIKELY.


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WE ARE TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF UNFINISHED PROJECTS---


THE NUT HOUSE- OF COURSE--- I AM OUT OF PLYWOOD--- BUT THERE ARE DIDDLY THINGS I CAN WORK ON-- INSIDE...

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WE ALSO STARTED SAVING PLASTIC BOTTLES TO PUT IN THE SWIMMING POOL FOR THE PUPS TO PKAY WITH.

CONSEQUENTLY WE HAVE CONSIDERABLE COLLECTIONS ALL OVER OF POLAND SPRINGS BOTTLES....

WE MUST GET CONTROL OF THAT.

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AND ONE OF THE FOUNTAINS STOPPED WORKING AND BUD PULLED IT-- WE REALLY SHOULD GET THAT FIXED BEFORE WINTER--- IT IS JUST SITTING... AROUND...

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THE POWER CHAIR- JOY STICK IS DEAD--- 499 FOR A REBUILT ONE--- AND I THINK- NO- THERE ARE INTERESTING ONES ON CRAIG'S LIST- BUT WE REALLY DO NOT NEED ONE AT THE MOMENT- AND CAN MAKE DO WITH THE GOLF CARTS IF NEEDED. BATTERIES ARE GOOD.. ?KEEP THEM?

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*DRY WELL IS DUE TO BE OPERATED ON ?NEXT WEEK??

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THE PUPS ATE THE MATRESS TO THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD'[S ( ILLEGAL SLATS ) CRIB -- NOTHING LIKE A HOUSE WITH A TORN UP MATRESS ON THE PORCH

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AND WE HAVE NEWSPAPERS--- NEARLY AS MANY AS PLASTIC BOTTLES--- THE PILE IS GROWING AROUND THE FIREPLACE--- AND WE SOON WILL NEED TO USE THE FIREPLACE---WE NEED TO TRIM UP THAT EPISODE.

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AND MORE PAPERWORK FOR TOWER OF HOPE APPLICANTS-- I NEED A PICTURE OR TWO

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SO THAT IS THE DAY'S SCHEDULE

AND MY NOSE IS RUNNING.

SO THERE !

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