Sunday, September 23, 2012

September 23,2012

IT IS AMAZING WHAT WE  HUMANS  CAN BE TRAINED TO DO...
BUGS-- MY MOTHER USED TO SAY "IF IT AIN'T ANTS, IT IS FLEAS"
 
 SOMEWHERE I FOUND AN ARTICLE ABOUT "WILL YOU STOP THE PANIC ABOUT FLEAS"-- AND WITH OUR VARIOUS  ANTI FLEA ACTIVITY  WE STILL HAVE A FEW....I CAN HEAR GEORGE NOW  "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEW FLEAS"  THEY ARE PROLIFIC LITTLE BUGGERS TRUE.. BUT I HAVE DONE A LITTLE EXPIRIMENTING WITH  FLEAS-- AND I KNOW THAT IF I PICK A FAT LOOKING HEALTHY FLEA OFF THE DOG AND DROP IT INTO A SOLUTION OF DISHWASHER ( DAWN) THAT IT DOES NOT SWIM WELL AND ALL MOTION CEASES QUICKLY.   .
 
 HAVING BEEN BATTERED WITH THE "THERE ARE MILLIONS IF THERE IS ONE" OF THE FLEA PRODUCT PEOPLE,( AND GEORGE) .... LAST NIGHT  I WAS CONVINCED I HAD A FLEA IN MY HAIR. I COULD FEEL IT-- I WAS SURE...
 
SO I WENT INTO ATTACK MODE---- BEING ARMED WITH THAT ONE DISHWASHER FACT....-- WHICH I KNEW TO BE TRUE-- BECAUSE I TESTED IT . I WENT THRU AN AMAZING GYRATIUON  OF TRYING TO GET ONLY  MY HAIR SUBMERGED IN  A BUCKET OF DAWN --  LIVING ALONE DOES HAVE IT'S VIRTUES...  NO ONE WAS HERE TO TELL ME HOW RIDICULOUS   THIS ALL LOOKED
 
EVEN DUNKED AND SOAKED... I FACED RINSING-- AND THE ONLY PLACE I COULD DUNK, RINSE AND INSPECT WAS THE WHITE  TUB... 
 
I AM HAPPY TO REPORT I DID NOT DROWN AND THERE WERE NO DEAD FLOATERS--- 
 IF THERE IS A FLEA LEFT IS IT AN AMPHIBIOUS FLEA.
 
WHICH MADE ME WONDER .... IS THERE AN AMPHIBIOUS FLEA???
 
I COULD NOT ASK DR. BOB ABOUT THAT
 -- HE HAD ALREADY GIVEN ME HIS DISCERTATION  ON  FLEAS BEING ELIMINATED BYONE PILL-- CAPSTAR--" WHICH CAUSED THEM TO  FLING THEMSELVES JOYOUSLY FROM A DOG IN AN ORGIASTIC  RIOT OF HYPEREXCITABILITY BEFORE EXPIRING"
 
HERE ARE HIS COMPLETE NOTES
 
Pretty intriguing about Capstar killing all those fleas. Took a few
> minutes to look it up. Like lots of pesticides it's a neurotransmitter
> mimic. It mimics natural neurotransmitters in the flea's little nervous
> system so it pretty much screws up all the neurons in their little bodies.
> Then they get paralyzed. Then they die.
>
> The good news is that it does not mimic any puppy neurotransmitters so it
> doesn't bother them at all.
>
> I liked this line though, "Capstar produces hyperexcitability in fleas
> prior to death." Most pesticides just paralyze the fleas so they curl up
> and pass away somewhere buried deep in the fur. But with Capstar,
> apparently, they fling themselves joyously from the dog in an orgiastic
> riot of hyperexcitability before expiring. Hmm, do you think that part
> might be fun for the fleas? You never know. Maybe that's why she found
> so many on the bathroom floor. They do have to bite the dog though, they
> need the blood to be exposed to the Capstar.
>
> Capstar is going to kill all the fleas on the
> dog, but if it's gone in 24 hours then the dog is wide open to being
> re-colonized by the larvae. Not sure how they expect you to handle this
>
 Let us know how your experiment goes. Would be most interested if
> you could glean any information on the flea's state of mind in their final
> minutes.
>
> I remain,
> Dr. B.
>
  SCIENTIFIC STUDIES ARE -- ONCE AGAIN- INCOMPLETE.
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TODAY SCHEDULE----
 
USUAL--- ONLINE PUPPY FEED AT 8:30    ( TOP LEFT CORNER ON OUR WEB-- PUPPY HILL CAM) THEN I PARADE CHAOS FOR THOSE TO SEE WHAT A PREGNANT DANE BEGINS TO LOOK LIKE--  A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS UNCERTAIN-- BUT I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND... IF SHE IS NOT PREGNANT-- SHE HAS SOME OTHER HUGE PROBLEM..  SHE HAS THAT "TWINS IN 20 MINUTES " LOOK ABOUT HER. 
EARLENE SAYS MID OCTOBER.
 
ALONG WITH THE SUNDAY STEW -
 
- WE WILL HAVE A DRESS REHEARSAL FOR THE SANTA SLEIGH ROUTINE  8 BLACK DOGS-- AND PERRY- PUP  AS ROUDOLPH-- THE REAL; PERSON  WHO IS A SANTA LOOK ALIKE WILL BE HERE- WITH CAMERA MARK-- WE  WILL TRY AND PUT IT TOGETHER--   AMONG OTHER THINGS,,,,,  WE HAVE 4x 100 FEET OF  BLUE SKY WITH STARS-- ANTLERS  NEARLY MADE-- HARNESS READY  ETC....
 
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 I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT DANES WITH EMPTY TUMMIES   TOSSING UP YELLOW FOAM--- ANDHOW DANES  NEED A PRE BREAKFAST SNACK--
 
 CHAOS JUST REMINDED ME.
 
 

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