Sunday, October 21, 2012

October 21, 2012

BIG NEWS--I AM THRILLED TO HAVE THE CHICKEN SH#T GAME WITH MORE NUMBERS SOLD THAN EVER...
 
  WE ALMOST HAVE THE NOVEMBER FOOD BILL PAID FOR WITH THE $10  CHICKEN SH#T  NUMBER DONATIONS S FROM OUR WEB...
 
.. I HOPE WE CAN GET ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE TRAINED TO AT LEAST BUY A NUMBER FOR $10 A MONTH....  IT IS SOOO CRITICAL ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE NEW PUPS TO FEED.
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WHAT FUN !! 
 THE COMMENTS MADE BY SOME OF THESE PEOPLE IS A SECOND BOOK AFTER I FINISH THE FIRST BOOK WHICH I HAVEN'T WRITTEN EITHER.
 
THE CLASSIC IS THE PERSON WHO SAID
" THE STILLBORNS WERE CAUSED BY YOU USING CELL PHONES IN THE ROOM" 
THEN TIM (EXPLORE'S CAMERA FIXER GUY)  SAID" THE STILLBIRTHS WERE CAUSED BY THE CELL PHONES BECAUSE YOU  HAD NOT WASHED THEM FIRST"
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THEN THERE IS THE GRANDMOTHER WATCHING WITH 2 YOUNG KIDS...AND IT WENT LIKE THIS
" THE PUPPIES ARE GETTING MILK FROM THE MOTHERS 8  NIPPLES.  GIRLS ONLY HAVE 2 NIPPLES AND THEY MAKE MILK FOR THEIR BABIES TOO...  WELL BOYS HAVE 2 NIPPLES TOO BUT THEY DON'T FEED KIDS..... NO THEY GO OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD..... AND BRING BACK  PIZZA AND BEER"
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NO ONE PERSON COULLD MAKE UP THIS STUFF.  WE HAVE  A CONATINER IN THE OVERFLOW ROOM WITH COMMENTS.
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I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION  AND MAY AS WELL DUPLICATE IT HERE--- IT IS A VALID QUESTION
 
WE DO HAVE RESCUE DANES HERE--- BUT THEY JUST DON'T WORK....MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE SHOW RING BREEDING OF TALL THIN AND LONG NECK THEY HAVE REA L STRUCTURAL PROBLEMS.PLUS GENERIC HEALTH.. WE HAD SUCCESS WITH ONE RESCUE OUT OF 17 THAT CAME THRU HERE.
 
OUR  DOGS ARE CALLED A PIECE OF JUNK BY SHOW PEOPLE-- BUT I AM BREEDING SPECIFICALLY SHORTER LEGS... THE AMISH SAY A WORK ANIMAL THE LEG SHOUOLS BE HALF THE HEIGHT..... AND THEY ARE RIGHT.. SO I HAVE BROUGHT IN DOG FROM EUROPE AS STUDS TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY OVERBREEDING WHAT THE LATEST JUDGES ARE GIVING CHAMPIONSHIPS TO.
A CHAMPION DANE IS EXACTLY WHAT I DON'T WANT --- INCAPABLE OF WORK. TOO INBRED -- TOO FRAGILE..
 
I THOUGHT OUR WEB HAD THE GOOD PICTURE OF BOBBIE-- BUT I CAN'T FIND IT ------ THIS IS A TERRIBLE PICTURE  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA
 
 GET OUT YOUR MEASURING DEVICES AND CHECK    HIS FRONT LEG-- FLOOR TO ELBOW IS THE SAME AS ELBOW TO WITHERS ( SHOULDER)
BOBBY IS FROM BUDAPEST- AND IS RELATED TO MOST OF OUR DOGS-- SO WE HAVE RETIRED HIM AND  HAVE IMPORTED SIR WALTER TO HAVE NEW GENES-- (WALTER IS THE WHITE DOG WITH BLACK EARS THAT PLAYS WITH THE PUPS) WALTER IS TOO YOUNG YET...  I WON'T BOTHER YOU WITH THE DETAILS OF WHY... MECHANICALLY HE IS INCAPABLE OF FATHERING  PUPS  -- I HAVE DISCUSSED THAT IN THE PAST..
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I HAVE DISCUSSED ALOT OF THINGS INTHE PAST-- LIKE---- IMPORTING DOGS IS ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM  -- GIVE THEM A RABIES SHOT AND PICK THEM UP AT THE AIRPORT,
 
NOW IF YOU WANT TO IMPORT  JUST THE   SPERM BY FEDEX...-- IT GETS VERY COMPLICATED.  YOU HAVE TO GET  ALL SORTS OF PAPERWORK AND SIGNATURES FROM THE USDA WHO CHARGE OVERTIME TO GO SIGN SOMETHING IN MEMPHIS AT THE FEDEX BUILDING.
 
HISTORICALLY  IT USED TO BE ALOT EASIER IF YOU KNEW A FRIENDLY PILOT WITH A  SHIRT POCKET NEXT TO HIS WARM CHEST-- IT LED TO WHAT WAS CALLED A TURKEY BASTER BREEDING IN THE LADIES ROOM OF KENNEDY AIRPORT... ( THE TURKEY BASTER WAS NOT ACCURATE  BUT THE VISUAL WAS GOOD.)
 
MEGAN'S MOTHER  WORKS ON INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS... SOOOOOO..
BEING MEGAN'S MOTHER I BET SHE COULD BE PURSUADED.. IT TAKE ALOT OF ORGANIZATION  TO GET THE "PRODUCT"  READY FOR SHIPMENT.
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I COULD HAVE A LONG ARGUEMENT WITH THE AKC AND THEIR PRACTICES...
THERE ARE TOO MANY DOGS BRED... ---I AGREE
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH " A RESPONSIBLE AKC BREEDER"  PERSONALLY I THINK THE AKC SHOULD BE MORE RESPONSIBLE.  ALL THOSE PUPPY FARM PUPPIES ARE AKC REGISTERED...
THEIR CANINE GOOD CITIZEN  PROGRAM IS EXCELLENT...I CAN NOT SAY I AGREE WITH MUCH ELSE
 
-- I KNOW WHERE EVERY DOG OF MINE IS-- AND TAKE THEM BACK HERE IF FOR ANY REASON ANY OF MY RECIPIENTS CAN NOT KEEP THE DOG.
LONG AGO I ANGERED THE SHOW CROWD BY BUYING 100 BLUE RIBBONS FOR 15 CENTS EACH AND DECORATED THE KENNEL WITH THEM. IT JUST MADE MORE SENSE.
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SUNDAY STEW TODAY SHOLD BE INTERESTING  HOPEFULLY WE DO NOT TURN INTO A MINI DISNEY WORLD... I TOLD NEWCOMMERS THAT  THEY WOULD BE WELCOME IF THEY CAMJE WITH BROOM OR RAKE PREPARED TO  HELP..
 
 THIS COULD BE INTERESTING 
 WE COULD HAVE 497 BROOMS BY NOON
 
IT IS A NICE DAY-- LET US PRAY
 

4 comments:

  1. Thank you so much for your explanation of the shape of your Danes. When I saw them i thought "OH! they look like mine!!!" My 10 year old Dane is stocky and a bit shorter than her counterparts in the neighborhood. I got her from Big Paws rescue when she was a year old and they think she was used for breeding in a puppy mill. she's been the light of my life since the minute I first saw her.
    Thank you so much for all you do.
    Jenn (& Breakfast)

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  2. I love the blue ribbons on the kennel story! LOL

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  3. Will be needing more kennels long island for my next set of pups. I wonder if I should be starting a dog boarding soon?

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