Tuesday, October 23, 2012

October 23, 2012

WHERE TO START?????
 
WITH MY PRE COFFEE  MEMORY THAT IS AN HONEST QUESTION
 
MICROSOFT PERSON- DEBORAH - HAS OFFERED TO DO THE DOUBLING THING WITH MICROSOFT-- AND SAYS THEY HAVE  A HUGE DOG COMMUNITY   WONDERFUL-- MICROSOFT IS A BBBBBBIIIIIGGGGGG WORD.
 
ANOTHER HUGE ----- THE PUPPY FOOD CHICKEN SH#T BOARD IS  SOLD OUT --  AS SOON AS I GET THIS DONE I WILL GO SET UP THE SECOND BOARD-- THE OIL BILL BOARD.....
 
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO REPORT ON THE PUPS-- GO LOOK YOURSELF-  BECKY SAT WITH THEM-- AND ASIDE FROM CAREFULLY COUNTING THE PUPS TO BE SURE WE HAD ALL 8 ACCOUNTED FOR.. SHE HELD UP 9 FINGERS TO THE CAMERA.. IT IS GOING TO TAKE ME  1/2 THE DAY TO EXPLAIN TO THE CAMERA PEOPLE  WHAT A LOSS OF A NIGHTS SLEEP CAN DO TO ONE'S ABILITY TO COUNT TO 8 CORRECTLY...
 
MEGAN--- WE NEED TO WEIGH THESE PUPS TODAY AND BE SURE THEY ARE ALL GAINING PROPERLY 
 
MIKE IS HERE IN TH E GUEST hOUSE AGAIN  so todays schedule can involve any HEAVY LIFTING  PROJECTS  --
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 THE DEAGLE HOUSE IS COMING ALONG... MAYBE WE CAN PUT IN THE KENNELS TODAY-- PAUL FOUND SOME PLASTIC WOOD  WHICH WE SLICED INTO SQUARES TO KEEP THE METAL OFF THE FLOOR.
  BUD1 ANDS JACK WORKED ALL DAY-  I HAVE WATCHED THEM WORK.. THEY PLAN AHEAD...--- HOW ODD
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HALO ASKED IF THEY COULD SAY ON THEIR WEB THAT THEY HAD GIVEN US A PALLET OF DOG FOOD.. AND I TOLD THEM IF THEY GAVE IT TO US MONTHLY I WOULD TATTOO HALO ACROSS MY FORHEAD FOR ADVERTISING PURPOSES..
THE FOOD SEEMS GREAT-- MY ONLY COMMENT IS THAT THE CANNED ONE WITH A FISH BASE SHOULD BE USED TO MIX WITH THE DRY...   AND NOT USED FOR THE SPOON FEEDING  TRAINING----  THEIR OTHER KINDS ARE BETTER FOR  THAT WE DID  IT  YESTERDAY -- AFTER ONE SIMPLE SESSION OF "NAME-- COME" BETWEEN MEGAN AND ME ON PUPPY HILL I WAS WEARING CONASIDERABLY FISHY JEANS AND HAD TO COME TAKE A BATH...
 
I ALSO FOUND I NEEDED TO WRITE THE NAMES ON MY HAND..
 
DARN THUMPER AND HIS DOMINANT GENES-- WE HAVE ALOT OF HIS GRANDCHILDREN--- AND THEY ARE ALL A VARIETY OF BLACK WITH WHITE.
 
WITH BLACK MOXIE DUE NEXT WEEK  IF SHE adds another litter of 8  black pups to the community  i am IN REAL TROUBLE,
 
I THINK  THE DAD WAS EITHER BENTLEY OR YELLOW ( BROTHERS)  I CAN'T  REMEMBER--  BUT I AM SURE EARLENE WILL..  EARLENE IS ONE OF MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES... ALONG WITH MEGAN.
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I NOW TOTAL;LY BELIEVE THT THERE IS NOT ONLY A NATIONAL SHORTAGE OF MATH MAJORS-- BUT A PLETHORA OF ENGLISH MAJORS..
 
I DID NOT REALIZE WHAT A BUNCH OF ENGLISH MAJORS WE HAVE IN THIS GROUP-- AFTER I REPORTED THE ONE EDITING OF MY SPELLING, I BET I HAVE HAD 3 DOZEN  SUPPORTIVE  EMAILS REGARDING THE CONTENT OF THIS DAILY DOGGIE..
FROM ...
WHAT POOR SPELLING.????. I  DON'T SEE ANY
TO
  THAT SHOULD BE A COMMA, NOT A DASH
TO
THERE SHOULD BE AN "S" THERE
TO
HOLY CRAP---WHAT PUGNACIOUS AUDACITY
 
 I SEE THOSE RED LINES UNDER SOME WORDS AND I MAKE AN EXECUTRIVE DECISION THAT  EITHER IT IS CLOSE ENOUGH-- OR IT IS SO BAD THAT SPELL  CHECK IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT WORD I NEED ANYWAY. 
 
IT IS ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE ME INHIBITED.... ALMOST ,,,,
MORE LIKELY IT IS COLLECTION OF THOUGHTS AND YET ANOTHER BOX IN THE OVERFLOW ROOM..... FOR THAT  3RD BOOK.
 
  AS MY DOCTOR SAID LAST TIME I WENT IN WITH NECK PAIN," THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT...GRIN AND BEAR IT"
SHE ACTUALLY SAID "SUCK IT UP"  BUT I WAS AFRAID IT WAS TOO UNCOUTH FOR THE VERBIAGE COMMITTEE.
*****GOT TO STAY COUTH...
 
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HERE WERE MANY THINGS I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO DISCUSS
 BUT SETTING UP THE CHICKEN SH#T OIL BOARD HAS A HIGH PRIORITY

3 comments:

  1. I absolutely love your posts, don’t change a thing! I just wish I lived closer so that I could come and volunteer!

    Maddiesfriend!

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  2. I completely enjoy your blog and I hope you don't spend another minute thinking, much less worrying about how something is spelled, or if it sounds couth or not. You keep on being yourself and let the detractors fizzle off out of sight! You've got your hands full and we applaud you for ALL your hard work!

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  3. I'm laughing out loud here and NOT at your eccentric spelling!! I keep having visions of dozens of black puppies careering around the place & you frantically trying to decide who's been fed & who hasn't. :) Could I suggest painting a number on them in various colours??? ;)
    It is wonderful to see Chaos' puppies every day. They do look like they're growing by the hour. And #7, 'White Spot', seems to be doing well, which is a relief.
    Keep doing what you do & thank you.

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