Saturday, December 15, 2012

December 15, 2012

I AM PRETTY SURE IT IS SATURDAY--- MY COMPUTER ONLY TELLS ME IT IS 12/15-
 
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO REMEMBER THAT  JUST IN CASE....
 
. OLIVE IS HERE AND IT IS HER 8TH DAY--- AND HILARY SHOULD BE BRINGING BUMPY--   SHOULD SHE BE IN THE MOOD, YOU COULD COUNT 63 DAYS..  SHOULD SHE NOT BE INTHE MOOD WE SHOULD GET OUT THE BANDAIDS IN CASE SHE CHEWS ON TH E SIDE OF HIS FACE..  OR ANY OTHER PART OF HIM.
MANY BREEDERS MUZZLE THE FEMALES-    PERSONALLY- I DON'T... I  FIND THE MALES GET ALOT MORE POLITE  IF EXPOSED TO THE FANGS OF A FEMALE WHO IS NOT IN TH E  MOOD.  THEY LEARN TO SAY "MAY I?"
 
.I HAVE OFTEN SAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GODS HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY DESIGNED CANINE REPRODUCTION.
IN THE INTEREST OF USEFUL INFORMATION.. IF THE TIE DOES NOT LAST MORE THAN 5 MINUTES, IT DOES NOT COUNT. OUR RECORD IS 55 MINUTES.
 
BREEDING HER  IS ACALCULATED  RISK--- BUT WE CAN NOT COUNT ON NOEL-- WHO DID NOT CONCIEVE LAST TIME---  OLIVE HAD SUCH A SPECTACULAR LITTER WHICH INCLUDED YELLOW OPAL AND BENTLY PLUS 5 SPECTACULAR SERVICE DOGS  PINK  TEAL  TAUPE ( 3 MERLES --NOTE  NAME =  WRONG COLOR)  STANLEY AND SPARKLE. 
 WE NEED PUPS..HOPEFULLY THE CAMERA CROWD HANGS IN THERE AND KEEPS THEM FED.
 
SOMEHOW I AM SIGNED UP FOR A QUOTE OF TH EDAY-- AND I ALWAYS READ THEM-- TOTALLY BELIEVING FATE DROPS AMAZING THINGS IN YOUR LAP IF YOU ALLOW IT...
 
YESTERDAYS QUOTE IS FROM BILL COSBY
 
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
 
RIGHT... I MUST NOT WAVER IN  THE BACK TO BASICS OF  BEING MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO ACTUALLY HANDLES THE DOGS---  IF THEY COME UP TO YOU ... FINE..
 BUT YOU MUST NOT USE YOUR MUSCLES TO  ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY. UNLESS YOU HAVE HAD INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION FROM ME FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS.
 
 THE LESSON OF THE TIGHT LEASH IS EXTREMELY CRITICAL TO THE  TRAINING .  IT IS PAINFUL TO ME TO SEE ANY DOG PULLING AGAINST A COLLAR OR HARNESS--- AND ALOT OF THESE HANDY DANDY ANTI PULL  CONTRAPTIONS ACTUALLY CAUSE TH E DOG TO PULL-- WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THESE "GENTLE LEADERS" WHICH THE DOGS ABSOLYTELY HATE-- SOME GET RESIGNED TO  THE STRAP AROUND THEIR NOSE.
 
BUT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE USUAL TRAINING COLLAR? 
 THE NAME IS WHY.. IT WAS CALLED A CHOKE COLLAR-- IT IS LESS OF A CHOKE COLLAR THAN THE USUAL LEATHER COLLAR WITH TH DOG DRAGGING THE OWNER AROUND GAGGING ALL THE WAY.
 
THERE IS 5 MILLION DOLLARS OF TRAINING IN THE ONE SENTANCE... IF A DOG THINKS OF PULLING, YOU QUICKLY PULL THEM INTO POSITION NEXT TO  YOUR LEG AND TOTALLY RELAX THE  LEASH.
 
IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY-- THAT IS 99% OF WHAT CESAR  DOES-- THAT IS ALL... AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING ABOUTTHE 5 MILLION...
 
  EVEN THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE PIT BULL WE HAD HERE ON ONE SUNDAY STEW- GOT PULLED BACK IN PLACE BY ME MAYBE 3 TIMES AND THEN SAID" OH IF I  SIMPLY STAND AND WALK NEXT TO HER- THAT THING DOES NOT TIGHTEN"-  THEN I TRIED TO TRAIN THE OWNER- THAT WAS THE HARD PART.
 
OUR FINISHED PRODUCT--- IS A DOG YOU CAN TAKE INTO THE CAFETERIA, LOAD UP YOUR TRAY WITH FOOD AND DRINKS= AND WITH YOUR LEASH IN TH E SAME HAND AS THE TRAY, WALK TO YOUR TABLE WITHOUT GIVING IT ANOTHER THOUGHT.
 
THAT IS  CONTROLLING YOUR DOG WITH TRAINING.....  BUT IT STARTS AROUND THE FARM--  NOT ONLY THE PROGRAM OF ANTI  TIGHT LEASH ( AND WE USE ONLY ROPE ND RING AROUND THE FARM)---STICKING YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF THEM TO HOLD THEM FROM GOING OUT TH EDOOR.-- PULLING THEM ONTO YOUR LAP... PUSHING THEIR REAR END DOWN--    PICKING UP A PUPPY TO PUT IT IN SOMEONE'S LAP--NOT UNLESS THAT PERSON HAS SOME DISABILITY THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM GETTIN  DOWN ON TH E  FLOOR AND LETTING TH E PUPS COME TO THEM--
 
 PICKING UP PUPS IN GENERAL MUST NOT BE DONE BY ANYONE BESIDES OUR 5 YEAR PEOPLE-- AND NEVER A CHILD..  KIDS DROP DOGS- AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR  A KID TO HAVE A PUPPY "SERVED"  TO THEM.
 
I HAVE BEEN LAX.
 
WELL I AM BACK ON DUTY... LOOK OUT.
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NOW FOR THE THANK YOUS--  I HOPE I DON'T FORGET ANY..  THE MOST AMAZING THINGS ARRIVE BY FEDEX AND UPS... EVERY ONE USEFULL
PLUS IT GEVES THE PUPS CARDBOARD BOXES TO PLAY WITH .
 
AN OUTDOOR  PROPANE HEATER-- WHICH WE MAY NEED TOMORROW IN THE T T ENT FOR STEW..  TO ADD TO  OUR  FIREPLACE..
DOUBLE ENDED SNAPS-- I HAVE USED THEM ALL UP ALREADY PUTTING TOGETHER CHAOS PUPS DAYTIME PLAY PLACE-- THEY BEAT ELECTRIC TYET WRAPS-- BECAUSE WE CONSTANTLY CHANGE CONFIGURATIONS.
BOWLS-- WENT FROM CARTON TO USE... AND PAILS...
THAT MEAT SLICER WE GOT LAST WEEK IS IN CONSTANT DEMAND-- SAVES HOURS  OF KNIFE AND BOARD.
A COUPLE  BEDS.. AMAZING BEDS STUFFED INTO SMALL CARTONS THE PUFF OUT TO FIT A DANE...  WILLOW LOVES HERS INSTEAD FO A PILE OF FLUFFIES.
VITAMINS-- ALWAYS IN NEED..  TH E ONE A DAY. TYPE... NOTHING EXOTIC...
RUBBER WAFFLE BALL TOYS-- THEY CAN CARRY THEM SOOOO EASILY
AND A FEW CHEW TOYS.. SAVES THE FURNATURE...
MACCADAMIA NUTS- ALREADY GONE ALONG WITH THE HIGH TEST HAWAIIAN COFFEE-- GONE.
 
ALOT OF NICEITIES   WE COULD NOT HAVE AFFORDED
 
OUR OVERNIGHT PERSON HAS LEFT SO I AM ON DUTY AND THEY ARE SCREAMING
 
TIME TO GET THE SPOON OUT.

7 comments:

  1. New to site. What else do you need? How does one donate cash?

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  2. Direct donation: link on website http://www.servicedogproject.org/index.php/donating. The address is also there if you wish to send something directly. They have had some items in their wish list on Amazon.

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    1. I couldn't find their wish list on amazon under SDP name or email. Is it under something else? Thx so much!

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    2. The Amazon list is under Carlene White - the owner of SDP. There's only one thing on there right now, but if you look at the list of purchased items, there might be something there that they could use more of...

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  3. :) so happy watching these little bundles of life... with times being so filled with sorrow, the peace they bring is priceless!

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