Thursday, December 20, 2012

December 20, 2012

I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD FIND M'Y FIGHT WITH TECHNOLOGY INTERESTING   BUT IT CONSUMED MY ENTIRE DAY YESTERDAY- I NEVER GOT TO EVEN PAT A PUPPY MYSELF--- THANK HEAVENS FOR MEGAN AND THE VOLUNTEERS.
 
the camerA-- YESTERDAY EXPLORE SENT ME ANOTHER BOX FULL OF STUFF WITH THE IDEA I SHOULD REPLACE THE EQUIPMENT I HAD HERE  WHICH HAS BEEN MALFUNCTIONINGG REGULARLY
 
 THE VERY STURDY CASE HELD 27 ITEMS-- MANY OF THEM WIRES WHICH ARE SOMETIMES SIMPLE TO ATTACH BECAUSE OF MATCHING GAUSINTAS--- (MALE GAUSINTAS GOES INTO MATCHING FEMALE GAUSINTAS- ) NOT TOO HARD TO FIGURE OUT .. AND A 600 PAGE INSTRUCTION MANUAL   150 PAGES IN ENGLISH  THE REST SPANISH  FRENCH AND CHINESE-  THUS DESCRIBING THE WORLD FINANCAL SITUATION. 
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PAGE 1  ====  FIRST 2 LINES OF PRINT........THANK YOU FOR BUYING THIS CAMERA..... read the entire manual--- and  when soimething malfunctions consult troubleshooting on page 140----not A PROMISING CONCEPT
 
THEN IT WENT ON TO IDENTIFY THE 66 DIFFERENT BUTTONS ON THE CAMERA( BY ACTUAL COUNT)
 
THAT IS WHAT I DID ALL DAY.. THAT IS WHY THE CAMERA WAS DOWN SEVERAL TIMES-- AND WHY IT RAN ADS INSTEAD OF PUPPIES..    IT HAD A DEMO MODE THAT NEITHER  EXPLORE OR I COULD FIGURE OUT-   SOME CAMERA PERSON COMMENTED "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH ADS"   WELL NEITHER DID  I-- AND IT WAS AFTER I HAD ALREADY SPENT HOURS TRYING TO GET RID OF THE  THINGS... I ALMOST SAID "#%%&^%&*&*&)(*)**(&$$$@!!"    I AM NOT SURE WHY I DIDN'T... EXCEPT SOME OF THESE CAMER people aRE VERY NICE AND FORGIVING.
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ONWARD....
MY COMPUTER IS AT THE HOSPITAL-- FOR CLEANING... PAUL SAID MAYBE A SIMPLE FIX OF VACUUMING OUT THE DOG HAIRS FROM 5 YEARS MIGHT FIX ALOT OF THINGS...  BUT I THINK IT IS MORE THAN THAT...IT DOES VERY STRANGE THINGS  GOOGLE AMAZOn.... AND IT DISPLAYS BASKET WEAVING IN BRAZIL..  IT IS SICK..
 
I PLAYED WITH  COMPUTERS AT MIT A LONG TIME AGO  WHEN IF THE COMPUTER DID SOMETHING WRONG IT WAS BECAUSE YOU TOLD IT TO DO THAT.   IN BLACK AND WHITE    IT WAS SIMPLE TO MAKE IT SAY 2+2=7  -  NOW IT DOES THAT ALL BY ITSELF IN TECHNICOLOR    AND THERE IS NO KNOWN WAY TO CORRECT--- IT WHILE ASKING IF YOU WANT to BUY VIagra in canada.
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now as for the training of ebony    IN THE PUPPY HILL BUNCH..-  SHE HAS BEEN BAD OF LATE--- AND  BEFORE SHE GETS ANY BIGGER  TIME HAS COME FOR HER TO LEARN TO SPEAK "WHIFFLE" ---- AS IN WHIFFLE BAT. 
PLAN IS USUALLY FOR MEGAN TO TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE SHE PUTS THE FOOD OUT AND THEN CALL THEM-- BUT EBONY JUMPS THE GUN AND GETS EVERYONE RUNNING TOO SOON,,
 
THAT HAS TO STOP--- AND IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THEM STOP BY SAYING "PLEASE"  LET ME SEE YOU DO IT... UNTIL THEN....
 
I TOLD MEGAN TO START WITH JUST EBONY--- TELL HER TO WAIT-- PUT SOME CANNED FOOD IN HER DISH- AND WHEN SHE RUNS UP TO SKARF IT DOWN SLAM AN DBANG ON THE FEED TABLE WITH THE WHIFFLE BAT AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF NOISE--- DON'T HIT HER  JUST THE TABLE---
MEGAN DID THAT 3 TIMES - NOW EBONY   WAITS AND SAYS  "MAY I?" 
 
THEY HAVE TO BEHAVE-- NOTHING LIKE 150 POUNDS OF POORLY BEHAVED ANIMAL-- DOG OR TEENAGER...
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IF YOU ARE NOW OBSERVAnt you will notice if i even take the whiffle bat out of the holder on my golf cart--every dog within earshot  stops and looks...
 
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I THINK PAUL  WILL BE HERE TODAY   ... HE HAS HAD CHAOS FOR OVERNIGHTS THE PAST 2 NIGHTS   HE  USUALLY GETS HERE ABOUT 8-- IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE CHAOS REACTION TO HER PUPS WHEN SHE GETS BACK..
 
HILARY IS HERE AGAIN.. SHE MANAGES TO SLEEP== IT IS ALL ABOUT ORGANIZATION  ( AND QUANTITY OF FOOD  FED THE NIGHT BEFORE)  HILLARY SAID THEY DID WAKE UP AT 2 BUT SHE TOLD THEM TO GO TO SLEEP-- AND THEY DID.
 
BECAUSE SHE IS HERE-- BUMPY IS HERE.. AND WHEN HE IS-- I LET HIM OUT ABOTU 6AM  WHICH MEANS ABOUT 7AM I OPEN THE FRONT DOOR AND YELL "BUMPY" 
 
THIS IS THE 3RD DAy in a row  -- i wonder what the neighbors think.
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 i have no schedule today  first i have to figure out whAT DAY IT IS
 
HERE COME THE 16 HOODLUMS...

2 comments:

  1. I love the whiffle bat idea...it is big, noticeable, and makes a great noise. Amazon here I come!!

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  2. ..LOL...Whiffle Bat excellent idea!!...Gotta get one to grab their attention when mine get too busy wrestling and not listening - garage sales next spring - maybe Goodwill...

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