Sunday, December 23, 2012

December 23, 2012

2 business matters first...
 
   the ups and fedex celebrations every day are wonderful and filling some big gaps in our operation-- from stuffed giraffes to snap hooks to fleece blankets to flea killer...they are wonderful and don't stop.. but i can not keep up with the thank yous that my mother made me write to aunt mildred for the silver spoon EVERY CHRISTMAS. 
 
and i don't twit-- facebook confuses me-- and i don't have time to figure it all out-   so if i do the wrong thing not friending or twitting properly  tell megan and hillary about it  apparently the younger generation twits-- i know they do a lot of things  i never heard of... i prefer to think my mind is just full... not incapable .
 
now to the problem of the  day-- and it is a big one--
 
we operrate 2 businesses here along with SDP-- that is 
 THE PUPPY BREATH BOTTLING COMPANY  AND
  THE FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY COMPANY--
 
 I MUST BE SURE TO INCLUDE THEM ON OUR NEXT IRS  990 FORM WHERE I HAVE TO SWEAR I AM NOT OPPERATING A TANNING SALON---( A FACT - I WOULD GIVE YOU THE LINE #  BUT I CAN'T EASILY FIND THE  OLD FORMS.))
 
 YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THE EARLENE AND HER BOTTLING PROCESS...  WE HAVE SOLD OVER 100  AND I HOPE SALES CONTINUE AFTER CHRISTMAS--- THE NEED  TO SMILE CONTINUES
 
 CAMERA MARK PUT ONE VIAL  IN THE BACK OF HIS DESK DRAWER  SO A YEAR FROM NOW WHEN HE DECIDES TO CLEAN HIS DESK AGAIN HE WILL FIND IT AND IT WILL PROVIDE ANOTHER SMILE.
 
DARN FEW THINGS CAN BE GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE A YEAR FROM NOW.
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SO  ON TO THE FROZEN RODENT  DELIVERY COMPANY--
 
SEVERAL FACTS...
WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS YOU HAVE RATS AND MICE -- SQUIRRELS AND CHIPMUNKS AND A FEW OTHER THINGS
WE CAN NOT HAVE POISONS- A POISONED DEAD RAT IS A CHEW TOY IN ANY DOG'S LANGUAGE-- SO WE HAVE SNAP TRAP KILLED PERFECTLY FAT HEALTHY RATS- I GO ALONG WITH  TEMPLE GRANDIN  THAT AUTISTIC GENIUS WHO REDID THE BEEF PROCESSING INDUSTRY-- THERE IS A BOOK  I AM SURE YOU CAN FIND IT-  HUMANE SLAUGHTER OF FOOD ANIMALS.
 
THOSE RATS  ARE A HEALTY FOOD SOURCE FOR THE OWLS AND HAWKS THAT GEORGE(DVM)   REHABILITATES... THESE  RATS   LIVING PART TIME IN THE STATE FORESST  BEHIND US ARE HUGE BY ANY CITY STANDARDS 
THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE FREEZER IN THE GUEST HOUSE OFTEN HAS  A GENEROUS SUPPLY OF DEAD RATS-- CAREFULLY BAGGED-- BUT THEY HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SLIDE OUT WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR--- I TRY AND REMEMBER TO WARN GUESTS OF THIS ODDITY.
 
THIS STORY REALLY IS GOING SOMEWHERE CRITICAL....
MEGAN AND I CAME UP THE DRIVEWAY  AND INSTINCTILY DUCKED AS A HUGE BIRD  FLEW OVER THE VAN --- CARRYING SOMETHNG SOON TO BE DEAD-- MEGAN THOUGHT IT TOO BIG FOR A RAT-
 I QUICKLY COUNTED THE 8 PUPS NOW IN THE NUTT HOUSE AND MINI PUPPY HILL-  THEY ARE GETTING LARGE... BUT I KNOW OF STORIES ABOUT SMALL DOGS BEING CARRIED OFF BY BIRDS IN THE PLUMB ISLAND AREA...5 AIR MILES AWAY
 
 I KNOW FLASHING PIE PLATES HUNG  OVERHEAD  ON LINES KEEP HAWKS AWAY-- MY PROOF IS THAT WE STILL HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN PAUL CAN ACCURATELY COUNT.
 AND THE CHICKEN  YARD IS COVERED WITH FLASHING PANS.
 
MOXIE PUPS ARE CONSIDERABLY SMALLER-- WE HAVE ALL SEEN THAT HAWK HANGING AROUND HIGH IN THE TREES-- SO IT IS PIE PLATE TIME.. TODAY-- WE NEED A COUPLE ON THE DECK AND IN THE MINI PUPPY HILL.
 
MY DAUGHTER JANINE--WHO IS ALREADY APPALLED AT ALL THE  LAUNDRY HANGING ON EVERY FENCE WILL HAVE A NASTY COMMENT ABOUT PIE PLATES IN THE TREES.
DANM SHAME... .....
 
 THIS IS THE DAUGHTER WHO-- WITH OUR DONKEY---  MARY----   AND A GROUP OF 10  WELL HYDRATED FRIENDS IN OUR COA VAN(  WITH  A DESIGNATED DRIVER) .....CHARGED $200 TO HAMILTON RESIDENTS TO HAVE  THEM SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS AT THEIR DOORSTEP-- AND ALSO CHARGED $300 TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT WANT THEM TO SING--- A BENEFIT  FOR THAT HOPE FOR HORSES FUND SHE RUNS..  JANINE IS A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC SINGER -- AND IS TOTALLY TONE DEAF.
 
SO BACK TO THE PIE PLATE JOB.
 
MUST DO..  
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THERE ARE ALOT OF STRANGE THINGS AROUND HERE WHICH ARE EASILY EXPLAINED BUT NONE THE LESS  ODD.  
 
ONE LAST TIDBIT-- ANOTHER THANKS-----BEING ABLE TO RUN 16 PUPS AT ONCE  IS POSSIBLE DUE TO THE  ABUNDENCE OF   3 X 6   CARDBOARD...  16 PUPS-- JUST OUT OF BED -- GOTTA GO 16 TIMES    2 PIECES OF CARDBOARD PER... AND WE ARE ALL TIDY FPOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES...
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SNDAY STEWING NORMALL
 
AND  NEITHER THE CHURCH OR WALMART AS BEEN ABLE TO CONVINCE ME THAT CHRISTMAS IS DIFFERENT THAT THE OTHER 364 DAYS OF THE YEAR-- SO  I/WE WILL BE HERE THEN TOO.. 
 
 
 
 

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  2. A SUGGESTION IF NEEDED CARLENE... OLD CD'S (MUSIC AND COMPUTER DISCS) WORK AS WELL AS PIE PLATES. THEY ARE STRONG, SMALL BUT EFFECTIVE, ALREADY HAVE A HOLE, AND THEY REFLECT BEAUTIFULLY. A LOT OF YOUR REGULARS PROBABLY HAVE SOME THEY USUALLY THROW AWAY. I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE QUIET, EASILY STORED FOR LATER USE, AND THEY NEVER GET DULL FROM THE WEATHER.

    HAPPY STEW DAY!

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  3. wow that is a "brilliant" lol idea billiejo :) I will use that in my garden to drive away the crows!

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