Monday, January 28, 2013

January 28,2013

THE CHICKEN SH#T BOARD IS SOLD OUT !!! HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY "YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE HELP THAT IS..." IT IS GIVING US COURAGE TO THINK OF THE NEXT FEMALE TO COME IN HEAT... HOPEFULLY SCARLOTT??? ( WALTERS SISTER)

SOUNDS LUDICROUS BUT THAT IS HOW WE HAVE TO PLAN-- HEAT CYCLE EVERY 6 MONTHS + 63 DAYS GESTATION + AND A YEAR AND HALF FOR TRAINING.... THESE WOULD BE 2015 GRADUATES...


BECAUSE OF THE SUPPORT ALL OUR VOLUNTEERS AND DONORS INCLUDING ALL THE CHICKEN "SHATUPONS" EXPLORE.ORG AND THE CAMERA PEOPLE-- WE WILL STICK OUR NECKS OUT..


WORST CASE SCENERIO IS A LEMONADE BOOTH ON THE CORNER WITH DANE PUPS.

------ BUT I DON'T THINK SO....



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WE HAD A VERY BUSY STEW - ALOT GOT DONE--


!. WE MET SEVERAL NEW APPLICANTS

2 THEY MOVED ALL THE CHAIN LINK TO THE VACINITY OF THE BUILDING IN WHICH IT IS TO GO... SO I CAN WORK IN THE WARM BUILDING PUTTING IT UP.

3 AND THEN.... THE BEEF---- WE GOT BEHIND IN THE BEEF CUTTING--- MARIE CAUGHT US UP-- SHE WAS OVERNIGHT AND GOT 5 BOXES DONE WITH THE SLICER.... AND NO BANIDAIDS.

4.MY CHAIR NOW RECLINES AGAIN

5. THE MUPPIES SPENT THE DAY ON TINY HILL ADJECENT TO THE NUTT HOUSE WHERE THEY COULD DASH IN TO THE WARM BED IN THERE... AND THEY DID NOT POO IN THERE !!


MAYBE TODAY WE COULD SWAP THEM FOR THE CHUPPIES AND SEE IF THEY CAN MANAGE PUPPY HILL AND FINDING THEIR WAY BACK TO TH E WARM INDOOR....

WE WILL SEE WHO IS AROUND TO FOOL WITH THAT IDEA.


I NEED CHUPPIES HOUSE TIME.


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I ALSO HAVE ALOT OF ACCOUNTING TO DO TO GET OUR 990 DONE...


THAT IS THE FORM I HAVE TO FILL OUT BECAUSE WE ARE A CHARITY-- AND --- SO HELP ME-- IN QUESTION 14---- I HAVE TO SWEAR WE DO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY FROM RUNNING A TANNING BOOTH. MAKES ME WONDER JUST WHAT CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE DECIDED THAT WAS RELAVANT...

MAYBE IT IS ONE OF THOSE TRICK QUESTIONS... CAUSED BY THE ACTION OF LOBBYISTS FOR THE SUNBLOCK MFG COMPANIES.

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NOW THIS IS A SERIOUS DISCUSSION..


FOR PEOPLE APPLYING FOR A DOG---A SIMPLE THING TO PRACTICE INSTEAD OF CRUTCHES OR WALKEER, TRY USING THE REAR POCKET OF SOMEONE'S BLUE JEANS TO STEADY YOU.. THAT MORE CLOSELY APROXIAMTES THE HARNESS OF A DOG..


IF YOU PULL THE PERSON'S PANTS OFF, PROBABLY YOU ARE PUTTING TOO MUCH DOWNARD PRESSURE--


THESE DOGS DO NOT CARRY ANYONE-- THEY PROVIDE BALANCE-- WHICH VERY OFTEN MEANS THE PERSON CAN STAND UPRIGHT AND USE THE LIFT ON THE HARNESS AS MUCH AS ANY DOWNWARD PRESSURE TO ACHIEVE THE BALANCE POINT... ..


ALOT OF PEOPLE ON CRUTCHES HAVE TO LEAN WAY FORWARD BECAUSE THEY CAN NOT DEAL WITH TH E BALANCE POINT AND NOT GOING OVER BACKWARDS...-- HOLDING ON TO A DOG ALLOWS THEM TO STAND UPRIGHT BETTER-- BECAUSE IF THEY START TO GO OVER BACKWARDS THEY HAVE A 140 POUND WEIGHT IN THE HARNESS...


A CAREGIVERS BACKSIDE WORKS BETTER AT THIS.. IT DOES NOT MOVE AROUND LIKE AN ARM

IN MY OPINION


THAT IS HOW I TEST SOME APPLICANTS------ TAKE THEM FOR A WALK HANGING ON TO MY REAR.... SO I SEE WHAT THEIR DEMANDS ON A DOG WILL BE.


HEY--- ANYBODY GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?????

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I AM TOLD WE ARE GETTING LOW ON THE CANS OF DOG FOOD WE USE AS TRAINING TREATS...... THAT CHICKEN SOUP FOR TH E DOG LOVERS SOUL*


WE HAVE SOME OTHER CANNED FOOD DONATED BY ELLEN DEGENEROUS COMPANY-- DOGS LOVE IT... EXCEPT IT IS MADE OF SALMON-- AND IS BEST USED FOR TREATS IN OUTDOOR SITUATIONS...


AND THE CHICKEN SOUP HAS PULL TOPS--- A BIGGGGG LUXURY

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SCHEDULE?

HOPEFULLY TRACY AND MARIA ARE GETTING CHORES DONE SO WHEN MEGAN ARRIVES SHE WILL DO A WALK THRU ( FOR HEALTH INSPECTIONS) AND THEN GO OUT TRAINING..


I WOUL D LIKE TO DO CHUPPIES ABOUT 9:30 IN THE HOUSE AND TO GO OUT ON A TRIP AROUND 11:00 LEAVING TRACY AND MARIA HERE---


THERESA IS NOT HERE TODAY-- I THINK JAMIE MIGHT BE HERE AT NOON....IN GETTING THE SCHEDULE GOING-- I AM NOT SURE--


THEN THIS AFTERNOON I HAVE TO CONSIDER THIS CAMERA BIT AND WILL TALK TO COURTNEY ( CALIFORNIA TIME-- DON'T CAL BEFORE NOON HERE)





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  2. I was hoping you'd hear back from Ellen Degeneres I sent her a twitter and she seems a wonderful person, now I know! GR8 News, thanks for sharing! :)

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  3. I also sent SDP info to Ellen on her Facebook page. She does love organizations like this.

    Thank you Carlene for sharing all this with us. Helping to sell out the Chicken wall is the least we can do for you.

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    1. (well I guess the blog doesn't like apostrophes in the screen name!) LOL

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    2. GMTA Great Minds Think Alike :)

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