Saturday, January 5, 2013

January 5, 2013


KNOBS ON ANTIQUE OAK DESKS ARE IDEAL OBJECT ON WHICH TO CUT TEETH  REPLACING THEM WITH  THE GENERIC 49 CENT KNOB DOES NOT HOLD THE  SAME FASCINATION.

COLLEEN 2 I HAVE DETERMINED TO BE AN IDEAL PUPPY  KINDERGARTEN TEACHER--
 SHE HAS THE CORRECT INTONATION 
"GINGER WHAT ON EARTH IS IN  YOUR MOUTH?"  OR 
 "ALL OF YOU NOW MIND YOUR MANNERS --- GO TO BED"

SHE IS GOOD... IN SPITE OF NOT FEEILING WELL..
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ANNE-- THE ANNE  WHO ORGANIZED WALTER'S PUPPIES IN FLIGHT TRIP----AND----  HAS MANAGED THE REAL WORLD OF EXPLORE.COM... LET ME REPHRASE IT...  ANNE IS AS COMBED ,COIFFED AND PRESSED AS EARLENE  AND  IS GETTING US ORGANIZED FOR TRAVEL.. HER MIND WORKS IN THE TIDY TRAILBEHIND BLACK BAG ON WHEELS...   MINE IS A YELLOW BACK PACK.-- SO SHE IS COMING THIS MORNING TO SEE IF SHE CAN BATTER MY NEEDS INTO A MORE SOCIALLY  PRESENTABLE FORM..

ALONG THOSE LINES... JIL--- I HAVE CLEAN HAIR--
 CLEAN SHAGGY-- IN NEED OF CUTTING-- IN TH EMIDDLE OF OUR KITCHEN PER USUAL -- WOULD BUT YOU ON WORLD WIDE NET.-- OR WE COULD TIP THE CAMERA DOWN AND JUST SHOW THE "CUTTINGS"

I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE CHIAA PET THINGS.
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ONCE AGAIN I AM ORDERING THE ULTIMATE ORGANIZATIONAL DEVICE,
A ROLLINGWIRE BASKET FILE  FROM ULINE.COM.

EVERY ORGANIZATIONAL SOLUTION HAS-- SO FAR---- FAILED... AND WE ONCE AGAIN FALL INTO THE DR PARKINSON'S RULE--"CLUTTER WILL ACCUMULATE TO FILL AVAILABLE SPACE."

I ONCE SAID-- "I NEED TO GET THE BED OUT OF THAT DOWNSTAIRS BEDROOM SO WE CAN PUT IN A VINYL FLOOR-- WE GOT THE BED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY FILLED THE SPACE WITH THE CALENDAR PROJECT... 
 WE HAVE A FEW DOZEN CALENDARS LEFT  ( OUT OF 1000)  BUT WE HAVE  MANY MANY DOZEN ENVELOPES LEFT OVER DUE TO A SEVERE MISCALCULATION ON MY PART. 
AS SOON AS THE CALENDARS ARE TOTALLY GONE. I CAN SHIFT THE PUPPY BREATH SUPPLIES INTO THAT AVAILABLE SPACE.. IT SHOULD TAKE UP LESS ROOM.
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I REMEMBER MY FATHER - WHO WAS IN THE HEAVY EQUIPMENT  BUSINESS  NECESSITATING OWNERSHIP OF BIG HEAVY TRACTOR TRAILERS-- HE USED TO SAY HE WISHED HE WAS IN LADIES UNDERWEAR SO THERE WOULD BE  LIGHTER TRUCKING INVOLVED.

HE DID INVENT THE TRAILER RAMP YOU SEE ON EVERY BACKHOE TRAILER KNOWN OT MANKIND-- A RAMP MADE BY ROTATING A RIGHT ANGLE   DOWN TO MAKE THE RAMP..   IF I HAD A PENNY FOR EACH ONE.....  BUT A COMPANY REDESIGNED THE HINGE AND BROKE THE PATENT RIGHTS AND HE DIDN'T MAKE A PENNY  -- BUT HE HAD FUN DOING IT.  --- 1945 IT WAS... I HAVE THE PATENT SOMEWHERE.
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SKIP HAS FOUND THE TABLE OF DANE COLORS I FIND TO BE FAIRLY CLOSE --- YOU CAN NOT GO LITTER BY LITTER-- BUT GENERALLY THIS SEEMS CORRECT.

CASE IN POINT   WE HAD ONE BREEDING OF HARL TO HARL AND GOT 8 HARL PUPS-- SO WE REPEATED IT AND HAD 7 BLACKS AND A WHITE.  WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF DANE GENETICS...


SO THE BREEDINGS WE HAVE POSSIBLEY COMING UP ARE 
  NOEL X BENTLEY  WHICH IS BLACK/WHITE  ABD HARL 

BY THAT CHART  WOULD BE  
 33% BLACK/WH    BLACK  33% HARL  16.7% MERLE  16.7% ALL BLACK

AND THEN THERE IS OLIVE  X BUMPY  ( OR WALTER... OR BOTH)
MERLE X BLACK/WHITE 25% BLACK  25% BLACK/WH  25%MERLE 25% HARL.
OR   WALTER

IT DEPENDS ON IF WALTER HAS ANY MERLE ON HIM OR  ARE HIS SPOTS ALL BLACK///
IN EITHER CASE HE SHOULD... SHOULD.. THROW   NO BLACK PUPS BRED TO MERLE...

**** KEEP IN MIND THERE ARE PEOPLE GOING TO TELL US THAT CHAT IS ALL WRONG--  BUT SO FAR I HAVE FOUND IT NEAR RIGHT OVER THE LONG RUN
  ADDING WALTER- WHO IS TECHNICALLY A PIEBALD- WHICH DOES NOT EXIST IN SOME LANGUAGES...  SHOUL D ADD COLOR TO OUT LITTERSW.

WALTER WILL PROBABLY ADD SIZE TOO... HE IS ONE BIG DOG.
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NOT ONLY DO WE ENJOY THE  THINGS COMING ON THE FEDEX AND UPS TRUCKS-- BUT TH EPUPPIES ENJOY CHEWING THE BOXES  TO BITS.

I THINK  PUPS  FIND A BOX  NTO BE  A PORTABLE PRE DUG HOLE-- WHERE  IF THEY GET THEIR  FRONT END IN AND DIG LIKE CRAZY, THEY CAN MAKE IT DEEPER.

PUPPY WATCHING... SUCH FUN.

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