Sunday, January 6, 2013

January 6, 2013


I HAD TO SPEND TIME  ALREADY  THIS MORNING  EXPLAINING TO SOMEONE  MY  "EMERGENCY  VOICE" 
 
ANY WELL TRAINED ANIMAL---- PEOPLE INCLUDED---- HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE EMERGENCY "WHOA" 
 
 AS IN   A POLICE OFFICERS.... "STOP OR I WILL SHOOT"
 
AROUND HERE- THERE HAS TO BE AN AWARENESS OF THE SITUATION OF  IMPENDING DISASTER- AND SINCE I AM USUALLY THE ONE SITTING AROUND JUST LOOKING, I CAN SOMETIMES SEE SOMETHING WHICH NEEDS IMMEDIATE ATTENTION  BEING SHORT ON WORDS THIS OFTEN MEANS WHEN I SAY "LOOK OUT"---   IT MEANS JUST THAT -
-- I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SAY "I THINK THE PARKING BRAKE ON THE TRACTOR IS SLIPPING AND YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THE WAY" 
 
OR ..MY FAVORITE    "WHOA"  MEANS STOP-- NO QUESTIONS ASKED... FIGURE IT OUT LATER... IN TH E MEANTIME JUST STOP.  THERE IS A GREAT BIG TREE JUST BEHIND YOU 
 OR GLARE ICE IN THE NEXT 3 FEET---
 OR    DO NOT COME HERE WITH BENTLEY BECAUSE BUMPY IS LOOSE.
BBBBBBBBIIIIIIGGGGG PROBLEMS
 
AS OPPOSED TO "HEY"  WHICH IS LESS OF AN EMERGENCY....  FOR THINGS LIKE  "MARY IS RUNNING OFF WITH THE BAG OF CHICKEN FOOD." 
OR
 "DON'T BEND OVER AND PICK UP THAT DOG TOY JUST NOW- THE CAMERA IS AT YOUR REAR."
 
YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLEY DESCRIBE ALL THE POSSIBLE PROBLEMS AROUND HERE...
IT IS LIKE THAT BOOK "PLEASE DON'T EAT THE DAISYS"  WHERE TH EMOTHER MAKES A LIST OF WHAT TH EKIDS SHOULD NOT DO--- SO THEY ATE THE FLOWERS  .WHICH SHE  LEFT OFF THE LIST. (PEG BRACKEN   I BELIEVE)
 
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ALONG THOSE LINES--- I HAVE  PURCHASD 3 LOCKS FO THE GATES AROUND THE POND... NO ANIMAL SHOULD BE IN THERE TIL NEXT APRIL--  THEY ARE COMBINATION LOCKS--- WITH THE COMBINATION  SCRATCHED ON THE BOTTOM--  THEY AARE THERE TO ESTABLISH A POINT.... AND  JUST LET ME FIND A HORSE HOOFPRINT IN TH E  SNOW THERE AND WE WILL HAVE SOME KIND OF BARN CLEANING.
 
THAT IS ONE OF THOSE  ULTIMATE WHOA'S  ---THAT ICE IS THIN--  IN MY OPINION... ---AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR OPINION DIFFERS.
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HORROR OF THE DAY --- PAUL AND EARLENE ARE BOTH SICK-- BOTH HAD THE FLU SHOT
I CAN NOT IMMAGINE SUNDAY STEW WITHOUT EARLENE
 
I FELT I MUST WARN EVERYONE--
 
 MEGAN BETTER PICK UP A LOAF OF BREAD AND PEANUT BUTTER.... WE COULD BE SHORT ON FOOD.
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HEALTH WISE---
AS FAR AS I CAN DETERMINE--- WE HAVE 2 SPECIFIC PEOPLE HEALTH ISSUES
THE USUAL FLU- JOINTS ETC
AND THEN THE BELLY BUSTER-- SORT OF 2 EXITS NO WAITING...
 
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I CAN'T SAY I HAVE HAD THE STOMACH VARIETY  YET   -- UNLESS I JUST HAD A MINOR CASE-- I DID NOTICE I DID NOT WANT TO  EAT KLONDIKE BARS... SO SOMETHING IS WRONG.
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BEFORE I FORGET
 
  BLESS  THOSE OBSERVANT CAMERA PEOPLE---  ONE OF THEM NOTIFIED ME THAT THE REAR VIEW OF THE YOUGER PEOPLE WORKING AROUND TH EPUPS WAS DISPLAYING THAT THEY JEANS WERE TOO LOW OR SHIRTS TOO HIGH--- AND THE REAR VIEW WAS NOT FIT FOR PUBLIC VIEWING...
 
I TRY AND KEEP EVERYTHING ON A HIGHER PLANE... LORD KNOWS I DON'T SET TOO HIGH A STANDARD FOR STYLE.... BUT I DO HAVE SOME FEELING THAT CLOTHES WERE MEANT TO COVER MOST OF THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE...
 
WE DID HAVE ONE SUMMER VOLUNTEER  WHO-- BETWEEN THE STRAPLESS SHIRT AND THE SHORT JEANS, ONLY COVERED ABOUT 17 INCHES OF THE MIDDLE-- AND THAT 17  INCHES WAS NOT A 3-D  MEASUREMENT... I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING...
 
WE WERE GETTING TOO MANY VOLUNTEERS-- MALE-- ABOUT 17 YEARSW OLD...
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TRYING TO CONTROL THE 15 PUPS AT NIGHT IS NOT TOOO BAD.. AGAIN THEY SEEM TO SLEEP THRU TIL 4AM---   AND THEN THEY ARE UP
 
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TODAY IS SH#TTING DAY  3PM START OF DROP--   LAST MONTH WE COLD NOT EVEN GET THE SEDCOND CHICKEN OUT BEFORE THE FIRST ONE HAD DECLARED THE WINNER/
 
TIM SAYS THE CAMERA SHOULD WORK... 
LET US PRAY
  WE WILL TEST IT OVER THERE ABOUT 2:00 IF I HAVE ENOUGH HELP...
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THE LITTLE DOGGIE WITH THE BUMPS FEELS BETTER TO TH E TOUCH   SO WE MUST HAVE SOMETING RIGHT.
 
 APPARENTLY THE SINK IN THE FEED ROOM IS WORKING WELL-- AS IS THE SINK IN THE KITCHEN
 
MAY I REMIND EVERYONE... YOU NEVER WANT TO WASH LETTUCE IN MY SINK.
 
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