Friday, February 22, 2013

February 22, 2013

GETTING ON WITH PLANS---WHILE ANALYZING EVERY PHART.... 
 OLIVE  DID GET UP AND PAW A SLIGHT BIT-- THEN FELL ASLEEP AGAIN...
  MEANWHILE NOEL HAS WRECKED EVERY SOFA IN SIGHT ---OLIVE-- TAKE A LESSON...
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 -- IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED 
re: THE BRICK BUYING TO HELP US WIHT THE FOOD AND HEAT  AND PUPPY CARE IN N GENERAL... THAT WE FORM A SHATUPON SOCIETY--WHICH WOULD HAVE TH E VERY EXCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP OF THOSE WHO'S DONATION RECIEVED THE GIFT ONLY A HEN CAN PROPERLY GIVE.   THE MEMBERSHIP WOULD  ALLOW YOU ONE NIGHT ( 2 DAYS ) OF   PPP  ( PUPPY POO PICKING ) WHILE RESIDING IN OUR GUEST CABIN WITH A DANE OR TWO FOR COMPANY.
WE WOULD PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL THE EGGS YOU CAN GATHER WHILE NOT UPSETTING THE 4  NASTY ROOSTERS IN RESIDENCE,
THE OVERNIGHT WOULD BE TRANSFERRABLE ( FOR THOSE LIVING TOO FAR AWAY)
THIS CHANGE  IS IN CONCEPT ONLY....AT THE MOMENT...
 
IF THIS  CHANGE WOULD UPSET ANYONE  SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER BELT UP. 
 
SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO NOT ADAPT WELL TO CHANGE--  MOST NOTEABLY ME...
 SOMEONE MOVED MY SCRAPBASKET AND UNDERNEATH MY DESK IS NOW FILLED WITH SCRAP PAPER..
 
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SOMEONE  SENT ME THIS SIGN- AND BECKY THOUGHT SHE COULD FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE IT UP FOR US.
 
 
 
THIS PROPERTY IS A FARM
FARMS HAVE ANIMALS
ANIMALS MAKE
FUNNY SOUNDS
SMELL BAD
AND HAVE OUTDOOR SEX.
 
UNLESS YOU CAN TOLERATE
NOISE, ODORS AND
OUTDOOR SEX
DON'T BUY PROPERTY
 NEXT TO A FARM.
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SOOOOOO... THESE PUPS OF OLIVE'S HAVE GOT TO BE WALTERS
WHICH MEAN SATURDAY OR SUNDAY
 
OR MEGAN DID NOT COUNT RIGHT-
HOPEFULLY SOON--
 
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SHELIA AND I BROKE SOME KIND OF RECORD YESTERDAY 
 34 TUBS OF BEEF  WERE CHIPPERED IN THE GARAGE
WHICH IS NOW LINED IN TARP TO CONTAIN THE FLYING BEEF.
 
THE FLOOR WILL GET SWEPT AND TOSSED INTO THE CHICKENS FIELD,
AND I WILL SHAMPOO MY HAIR IN THE SHOWER  WHILE STANDING OVER THE  WOOD CHIPPER.
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WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO?
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MEGAN MAY HAVE FIXED MY PHONE--
 ONE OF MY MAJOR GLITCHES WAS TO GET UP EVERY MORNING AND TURN THE THING
ON AND HAVE IT TELL ME    I WAS NOT CARLENE... AT WHICH POINT I WOUL D HAVE TO SCREAM.
IF I AM NOT ME THEN WHO AM  I? ---- WHICH I THINK IS   FROM A B'WAY SONG.
WRONG WAY TO START THE DAY.
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WE HAVE CHANGED SEVERAL PEOPLE SCHEDULES
 
HILLARY HAS GIVEN UP HER SATURDAYS- AND IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE TO TRY AND TAKE HER PLACE...
 MARIA  BECKY AND MOLLY ALONG WITH LAURA
AND IF MOLLY CAN DO THE AFTERNOON FEEDING 3 TIMES A WEEK-
THEN MEGAN CAN LEAVE AT 3  ( USUALLY TAKING PUPS WITH HER ANYWAY)
 
HILARY WILL CONTINUE WITH THE 2 OVERNIGHTS--   OVERNIGHTS WILL GENERALLY BE UNCHANGED.
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SHELIA HAS BECONE FIXATED WITH THE  LAUNDRY PROBLEM
IT IS LOGISTICAL..
 IT STARTS IN THE HOUSE WITH AN ARMFUL WHICH GETS THROWN ON THE PORCH  THEN PICKED UP IN A GOLF CART AND DROPPED OUTSIDE THE  LAUNDRY..
PROBLEM BEING IF WE HAVE A LAUNDRY CONTAINER-- WHICH WOULD LOOK BETTER-- WE STILL WOULD NEED TO LIFT IT ONTO THE GOLF CART SOMENOW-- AN THEN DO A DROP AND LIFT AGAIN AT THE LAUNDRY DOOR.. ( STORAGE OF SOILED LAUNDRY  INSIDE TH E BUILDING IS NOT  PLEASENT-- )
AND RAIN FALLS DOWN   AT EITHER END--  TO COMPLICATE MATTERS.
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I MET WITH MARIA'S ACCOUNTANT YESTERDAY AND HE SUGGESTED I BREAK DOWN A COUPLE OF NUMBERS I HAD ON THE 990_( AS IT CLEARLY ASKS ME TO DOand i have avoided it for years)-- this business of assets-- our assets are pups and dogs-- the irs actually told me to put that there once...this cpa type said i really ought to put in the bank bal fwd--  not a problem  it agrees with a lot of other places on the form
 
SHE TURNED AROUND AND IS PAWING  A LITTLE
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ANNE  IS COMING OVER TO BE SURE I HAVE THIS STUFF READY TO EMAIL TO THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATION
 
IT IS NEARLY READY... SO I MUST AWAY...
 
 
 
 

6 comments:

  1. CARLENE - I LIKE THE "SHAT UPON SOCIETY" AS YOU DESCRIBED IT. HOW ABOUT GIVING THE WINNER THE CHOICE OF THE OVERNIGHT, TRANSFERRING IT, OR SOME KIND OF "PACKAGE" THAT INCLUDES SDP STUFF - IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE EXTENSIVE. THE PACKAGE COULD HAVE A COUPLE OF THINGS LIKE A CALENDAR, A PAWTIGRAPHED PICTURE, SDP SHIRT, OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE.

    THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS GREAT MISSION WITH US.

    Sharon from Rochester, NY

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  2. I WILL EMAIL YOU A PIC OF MY HANGING LAUNDRY HAMPERS IN MY BASEMENT. I SORT COLORS INTO THE 3 HANGING BASKETS AND KEEP IT KEEPS LAUNDRY OFF THE FLOOR. VERY EASY TO MAKE AND HANG. YOU COULD USE IT JUST FOR LAUNDRY OR SORT AS NEEDED.

    THEN IF YOU COULD FIND ONE OF THE LARGE CANVAS ROLLING CARTS LIKE THEY USE IN HOTELS OR AT THE POST OFFICE, YOU CAN DUMP INTO THE CANVAS CART, ROLL IT OUT TO THE GOLF CART.
    GET A PLATFORM MOUNT FOR THE BACK OF THE CART- KINDA LIKE THEY USE FOR GOLF CLUBS. YOU COULD THEN ROLL THE CANVAS CART ONTO THE PLATFORM, USE RATCHET STRAPS TO TIE IT ON AND AWAY YOU GO TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM. THEN UNSTRAP AND ROLL IT INTO THE ROOM. UP OFF THE FLOOR AND EASY TO MOVE AROUND.
    ONLY REAL LIFTING WOULD BE OUT OF THE HANGING BASKETS- BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE UP IT REALLY ISN'T HARD ON YOUR BACK. AND THE OTHER LIFT WOULD BE UP & OUT OF THE CANVAS CART.

    YOU COULD ALSO BRING LAUNDRY BACK INTO THE HOUSE THIS WAY.

    AS FAR AS THE SHATUPONS, IF IT WAS AN OPTION A, B OR C FOR THE WINNERS, IT COULD BE FUN. YOU DON'T WANT TO DISCOURAGE ANY OF THE OUT-OF-TOWNERS FROM BUYING BRICKS. I LIVE IN NJ, SO I'M NOT THAT FAR. I WOULD LOVE THE VISIT, I HAVE A DANE GRAND DOG NAMED BRUIN. IT WOULD BE A FUN TIME.

    AND I BUY BRICKS BECAUSE IT IS A GREAT CAUSE- NOT FOR THE PRIZE.

    WAITING FOR OLIVE, I HAVE MY PHONE LIST OF 8 FOLKS TO CALL SO THEY CAN ALSO WATCH.

    ANGELS ON YOUR BODY.

    PS: HOW DID THE DEGREASER WORK OUT?

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