Sunday, April 7, 2013

april 7th i am trying to do thei mysseelf


april7th
 
SHE WHO LEAVES THE TV ON ALL NIGHT WILL HAVE THEIR HEAD FULL OF AMAZING THINGS


THE FACT THAT I WEIGH TOO MUCH IS NOT DUE TO EATING TOO MANY KLONDIKE BARS- BUT IT IS BECAUSE I DON'T SRPIKLE MY FOOD WITH SOME SANDY SUBSTANCE THAT LOOKED LIKE MIRICLE GROW.


AND IF I WOULD JUST TYE AN ELASTIC TO MY ANKLES, RUN IT UP MY BACK , STRETCH IT OVER MY HEAD AND PULL UP ON IT, MY UPPER ARMS WOULD NOT SAG.


I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW TO KEEP THE REST OF ME FROM SAGGING BUT IT ALL LOOKS VERY PAINFUL TO DO.


I THINK I WOULD RATHER STAY SAGACIOUS

AND NOT FIGHT IT..


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RE: NOT FIGHTING IT.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A CHILD-- MY MOTHER SR\TRUGGLED TO HAVE MY HAIR LOOK LIKE I HAD NOT BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING- AND SHE PARTED IT CAREFULLY OFF CENTER TO THE RIGHT...- AND MY HAIR USUALLY LOOKED UNKEPT.


NOW THAT I AVAIL MYSELF OF THE WISDOM OF THE AGES AND JUST CUT IT SHORT AND - WITH LUCK- RUN A BRUSH TRU IT ONCE A DAY I HAVE A NATURAL "PART" ON THE LEFT WHICH SHE WAS IGNORING.


THERE IS ALOT OF MEANINGFUL SOMETHING IN THAT EPISODE.


WHICH IS WHY I ENDED UP TRYING TO GRADUATE FROM COLBY COLLEGE INSTEAD OF A MORE SCIENTIFICALLY INCLINED SCHOOL.- IT WAS THE SAME AS PARTING MY HAIR ON THE WRONG SIDE.. COLBY WAS PAINFUL....THEY HAD A 500 WORD SPELLING TEST THAT SOMEONE DECIDED EVERY LIBERAL ARTS GRAD SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPELL- I CARRIED THAT FOOL LIST AROUND EVEN AS A SENIOR-

MY MOTHER BERATED MY FEEBLE ATTEMPTS BY NOTICING "YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE WORD WRONG THE SAME WAY TWICE IN A ROW."

AS I AM SURE YOU ALL HAVE NOTICED BY NOW.

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BUSY DAY AHEAD


57 AND TEAL WILL BE ALONG THIS MORNING-


IT IS SH#TTING DAY SO THERE PROBABLY WILL BE A CROWD-


WE HAVE SOME BUSY WORK TO DO-- LIKE GET THE TEEPEE POLES UP NEARER THE BARN SO THE EXPLORE CAMERA CAN SEE THE SH#TTING TABLE. I DOUBT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE NUMBERS BUT YOU CAN SEE THE ACTION AND WE CAN PUT A SIGN UP WITH THE LATEST MEMBER OF

"THE SHATUPON SOCIETY"


I HAVE THE LIST PRINTED AND THE NUMBERED CIRCLES READY TO PASTE ON...IF WE DON'T SELL OUT AND I LEAVE THE BOARD OPEN TIL THE LAST MINUTE, I THEN HAVE TO HAVE A NERVOUS FIT OVER WHETHER THE PRINTER WILL AGREE TO SPIT OUT THE LIST OF NUMBERS BY THE 2:30 DEADLINE


AND FOR THE SECOND TIME WE HAVE RECIEVED A FROZEN LUMP OF HAMBURGERS AND STEAKS FROM OMAHA STEAKS FOR CAMERA MARK AND WIFE BARBARA T COOK IN THE T TENT.


AND THESE 10 PUPS NEED SOME HANDS ON.. OR MOR SPECIFICALLY A FINGER ACROSS THE NOW\SE- WITHTHIS BITING/SNAPPIING-- IT IS NOT CUTE NOW-- BUT IT IS A DISASTER WHEN THEY WEIGH 100 POUNDS AND HAVE NOT LEARNED... THE RESCUES ARE FULL OF THEM.

"IF YOU DON'T DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILDREN, THE WORLD WILL" ..

OR YOUR DOGS...


RECOMMENDED READIN-- OR RATHER WATCHING-- IS THE OLDER MOVIE " MIRACLE WORKER WITH PATTY DUKE

IT IS HELEN KELLER BORN BLIND AND DEAF STRUGGLING TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE-


THIS IS WHERE WE ARE WITH THESE PUPS... WELL RASBERRY ANYWAY-- I HAVE SEEN HER WATCHING....


YESTTERDAY SOMEONE MADE THE STATEMENT THAT SDP HAD DONE MANY THINGS INCLUDING TEACH THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT DANES ARE SMART CAPABLE DOGS-


TRUE.



1 comment:

  1. That's absolutely right, Carlene. I'd always heard about the "Big Dumb Danes".

    NOT!!!!

    It's the breed I've had since 1970. I loved my German Shepherds...but I got tired of dealing with long haired indoor dogs. I switched to Danes and never looked back.

    If you don't train your dog but tell them what you need in a repetitive way, they teach themselves. LOL! Yeah...right.

    Hey...that's training!

    The Dane I have now...Siro...is my "support" dog. He learned when he got a treat he had to stand in front of me and "help me up". Now...anytime I need a little crutch when the arthritis kicks in...I just say, "Siro, help me up" and he runs over to me...stands there very sturdily and lets me pull myself up by holding onto his back.

    I've always talked to my dogs. Not much on one word commands. They're my friends....not my slaves. I think you might be a little bit like that, too. And if you do it right and don't confuse them....it works just as well.

    That's because they're Great Danes...darned smart dogs!!!

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