Thursday, May 23, 2013

MAY 23, 2013


NOW... ABOUT CALLING 911 WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE DESK...

HONESTLY JANINE IS WRITING THE BOOK ABOUT HOW WE GOT TO MEET THIS CAMERA CROWD-- I THINK YOU ALL CAN HELP FILL IN THE DETAILS OF LIFE AFTER CAMERAS-

YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP THIS STUFF

YESTERDAY I WAS STILL GROGGY WHEN I WAS WRITING THE DAILY DOGGIE AND MY HEAD HIT THE DESK-- WELL TO BE PRECISE, IT HIT THE ...N... KEY PROBABLY FOR NO MORE THAN 1 MINUTE

DURING THAT TIME SOMEONE OF THE CAMERA CROWD SAW ME AND POSTED "SHALL WE CALL 911?"- AND THE COMMETNTS FLEW ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO CALL THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE BECAUSE MY HEAD WAS ON THE N ON THE KEYBOARD...

TO EVERY ONE'S RELIEF I JUMPED BACK INTO REALITY ONLY TO FIND THE SCREEN FILLED WITH MILLIONS OF N's AND COMMENTS ABOUT CONSIDERING CALLING 911.

I AM DELIGHTED TO HAVE EVERYONE THAT ALERT AND RESPONSIVE.. IT CERTAINLY COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMERGENCY-- BUT NOT THAT TIME.. ( I DO WEAR ONT OF THOSE "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" BUTTONS)

*** THE DAY CONTINUED TO GO SOUTH...

GEORGE CALLED THEY NEEDED BLOOD FOR A SMALL DOG COULD I...??? SO SHELIA AND I RAN DOWN WITH OPAL .. WHO COOPERATED NICELY- FILLING THE LITTLE BLOOD BAG THEN ATE HER GIFT OF A CAN OF DOG FOOD... ALTHO SHE DID COMPLAIN THAT IT WAS NOT SPOON FED...... SO SHELIA FED HER BY HAND... ..

WE GOT BACK AND WINSTON WAS PITIFULLY CONFUSED... SOMETHING HURTS HIM A VERY ABRUPT PAIN NOT ONLY HURTING HIM BUT CONFUSING HIM - WHLE BEING RELATIVELY HAPPY AND ACTIVE BETWEEN PAINS.. VERY STRANGE.. I HAVE SEEN DOGS WITH HOD A CT LIKE THAT...

LUCKILY STEPH WAS HERE TO JUST HOLD HIM FOR A WHILE SO WE COULD THINK-- WHAT NEXT??- THIS IS NOT JUST ONE YELP-- BUT MANY SECONDS OF SCREAMING AND CONFUSION HIDING IN CORNERS ETC...

 POOR SHELIA GOT DRAFTED -- DROVE US BACK TO THE VET HOSP WHERE THEY DECIDED WE SHOULD HAVE XRAYS-- BUT THE VET SAID GEORGE COULD READ THEM BETTER AND HE WOULD BE AROUND IN THE MORNING--- I APPRECIATED HER COMMENTS- AND SIAD WE WOULD BE BACK TODAY ( THURSDAY) - AND GAVE US 2 KINDS OF PAIN PILLS

GOTTA LOVE CHEMISTRY-- WINSTON WAS PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE ALL NIGHT ACCORDING TO BECKY #1 OVERNGHT PERSON.

IN THE MEANTIME MOLLY-- WHO WAS AT THE HOUSE STARTING TO FEED--- WAS TOLD BY ME THAT SHE WAS IN CHARGE TIL WE GOT BACK.... NOT BEING SURE WHEN THAT WOULD BE.

SO....... AT THE VETS-- WE GOT A CALL FROM MARIA

---- WHO WAS ON HER WAY HOME ON 495 IN LOWELL
--- WHO HAD JUST HAD A CALL FROM MEGAN WHO WAS AT DISNEY WORLD IN FLORIDA
--- WHO HAD RECIEVED A CALL FROM A CAMERA PERSON ?IN IOWA ??

WE HAD RUN OUT THE DOOR IN GREAT HASTE WITH WINSON LEAVING NO ONE HOME AND BENTLEY WAS ON HIS HIND LEGS . TRYING TO OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. HE DID GET THE DOOR OPENED - THEY WERE PANIC'D HE WOULD GET OUT AND RUN AWAY... FORTUNATELY IN THE PROCESS OF OPENING IT FURTHER, HE SHUT IT... -

GOTTA LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY..

 BENTLY GETTING OUT IS NOT NORMALLY A PROBLEM-

----- LAST THING IN HIS MIND IS RUNNING AWAY.
FIRST IN HIS MIND WOULD BE " WHO CAN I BREED"

  SECOND WOULD BE "IS THERE ANOTHER MALE I NEED TO FIGHT FIRST ?"

DOWN THE DRIVEWAY IS NOT IN HIS VOCABULARY.

I FELL INTO BED AND OVERSLEPT-- NOW NEEDING TO GET THIS DONE TO GO TO GEORGE'S WITH WINSTON

NICE FELLOW GEORGE- BUT BECAUSE OF HIS EXPERIENCES--

.... WELL.... AS WE WENT IN THE BACK DOOR OF THE HOSPITAL HE WAS DRESSED UP GETTING INTHE CAR WITH HI S WIFE-- HE CAME OVER-- AND GAVE A 12 SECOND( LITERALLY 12 SECOND) EXAM- THEN WENT TO THE CAR SAYING "PROBABLY SPINE" - WHICH IS NOT ALOT BETTER THAN THE HOD I WAS FEARING... DANE AND SPINE INJURIES ARE NOT UNCOMMON---

 HOWEVER OVERNIGHT.. I HAVE HAD SEVERAL EMAILS WITH THIS REPOSTING...

CARLENE, I JUST REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY WHEN THE PIMS WERE ON PUPPY HILL
THAT ONE OF THE HARLS WAS LAYING AGAINST THE BIG BOULDER (AT THE TOP OF THE BOULDER).
ONE OF THE OTHER PIMS RAN FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL AND RAN AT FULL SPEED INTO THE
STOMACH OF THE HARL PUP SLAMMING HIS BACK INTO THE BOULDER. IT WAS A GOOD LITTLE BIT
BEFORE THE HARL GOT UP. IT WAS LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM/HER.
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LET US HOPE IT IS A SIMPLE BROKEN SOMETHING- OR BETTER YET STRAINED SOMETHING.
 
 
GOTTA LOVE YOU GUYS AND YOUR EFFICIENCY
YOU DON'T MISS MUCH-- AND I AM GETTTING TO COUNT ON YOUR OBSERVATIONS.--
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SO WHEN IT COMES TO PUBLISHING THIS BOOK JANINE IS WRITING.. YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE THE SEQUEL READY FOR TEH EDITOR.
SHEILA SAID SHE WOULD BE BACK FOR THE NEXT GO ROUND-- NOT ONLY IS SHE A CAPABLE DRIVER BUT SHE CAN CARRY HEAVY DOGS...EVEN IF SHE IS ON ONE LEG BECAUSE OF A FLYING BAG OF KITTY LITTER...
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW ANYTHING WAS WRONG WITH WINSTON RIGHT NOW.
 
AND HE IS HUNGREY !!!
 
STAY TUNED 
 
TYPICAL DAY... 
IS
"A PUZZLE NEVER UNDERSTOOD
AND MAN PROCEEDS WHERE HE IS LED
UNGUARENTEED OF BAD OR GOOD."
 
IF IT IS 2500 MILES ROUND TRIP TO TENNASSEE - IF A TRUCK GETS 20 MPG AND BETTY'S COUSIN WEARS A GREEN SHIRT, HOW MANY FLAMINGOS DOES IT TAKE TO STAND ON THE HEAD OF A PIN?

5 comments:

  1. CARLENE, YOU HAVE WRITTEN SOME DOOZIES OF DDS, BUT THIS ONE MIGHT TAKE THE CAKE. BETWEEN BENTLEY AND HIS LIMITED VOCABULARY, CURIOSITY ABOUT JANINE AND THE FLYING BAG OF KITTY LITTER TO YOUR MATH QUESTION, I LAUGHED MY WAY THROUGH ANOTHER DOGGIE DAILY.

    I'm not yelling, yada, yada, yada.

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  3. CARLENE...YOU ARE A RIOT AND A SCREAM!!! LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE. YOU ARE A GREAT STORYTELLER. I THINK A MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE THERE IN IPSWICH WITH ALL YOUR ANIMALS WOULD BE A GUARANTEED HIT! THANKS FOR ALL YOU AND YOUR TEAM DO TAKING SUCH GREAT CARE OF ALL THE CRITTERS WHO LIVE THERE WITH YOU. BENJAMIN BUCKWHEAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A GREAT LIFE HE'S GOING TO HAVE. CARRY ON!!!

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  4. I am obviously very concerned about Winston & I'm hoping George gives you good news today, but right now I am howling with laughter, for which I thank you, it is badly needed at the moment. Honestly, there is NEVER a dull moment at the SDP & you are FABULOUS.

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  5. Oh, Carlene! You're a piece of work, sugar! How do you do the things you do and still retain a great sense of humor when you finish. And a grand finish it was! A haiku and a riddle to end all riddles with no answer. I love it! You're the best!

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