Wednesday, June 5, 2013

JUNE 5, 2013
Paraprosdokians . A FINE FORM OF HUMOR

... GOOGLE IT FOR A GOOD LAUGH--- THANK YOU TO THE DOZEN OR SO PEOPLE WHO KNEW THT WORD , AND PASSED IT ON TO ME

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE-- ALOT OF CAMERA PEOPLE RESEARCHED THE BRASS RING PROBLEM--ONE HAS EVEN SENT ME A BUNCH- BLESS YOU-

TIME IS THE ONLY REAL CURRENCY-
AND YOU ALL HAVE LOTS OF IT
YOU'RE A COMMITTEE OF GOOGLE EXPERTS.

EVER SINCE THE EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL PINK ENVELOPE SUPPORT FOR TEAL AND 57 I HAVE TRIED TO FIGURE OUT HOW I CAN CAPITALIZE ON THE TIME AND CONSIDERABLE ABILITIES OF THIS MASSIVE CP ARMY--
IAM STILL THINKING... BUT REST ASSURED I AM BECOMING VERY AWARE OF HOW MUCH BETTER IT GOES IF I GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE LEGWORK...
****
IT WORKS BOTH WAYS THO.. I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO COULD KEEP ME ON SCHEDULE - REMINDING ME OF A DENTIST APPT.... OR CURRENTLY ---- HOW LONG I AM SUPPOSED TO KEEP WINSTON SEPARATED...
SO NOW-- I CAN NOT SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH WINSTON, AND SHOUL D LET HIM GET BACK IN CIRCULATION EXCEPT IF I DID I WOULD GET UP TO 50 IRATE EMAILS FROM CAMERA PEOPLE REMINDING ME GEORGE SAID 5 WEEKS AND IT IS ONLY 4.
HE LOOKS FINE TO ME... I SHOULD GO TO GEORGE'S AND DO ANOTHER XRAY-
THAT DIGITAL XRAY IS IMPRESSIVE..
I WONDER IF THE ULTRASOUND COULD BE A FILE FOR ME TO ATTACH TO THIS DAILY DOGGIE---- GEORGE ?????
(HE SKIMS THRU THIS TO SEE IF THERE ARE ANY COMMENTS HE SHOULD ADDRESS)
AND-- GEORGE-- AND ALL THE RECIPIENTS -- WHILE YOU ARE AT IT... JANINE IS WRITING THE STORY OF SDP AND WANTS FUNNY STORIES CONNECTED TO SDP--I HAVE BEEN AROUND DANVERS ANIMAL HOSPITAL FOR YEARS-- THERE MUST BE ONES YOU REMEMBER LIKE THE VAN FULL OF 11 LIVELY PUPS NEEDING A RABIES SHOT-- AND THEY ARE ALL IDENTICAL-- THINGS LIKE THAT... WE HAVE BEEN THRU THE MILL.
***
ANIMAL EPISODES-- MY PREVIOUS "WORK EXPERIENCE" WAS MUCH MORE COMICAL- CHASING 8 LOOSE DONKIES THRU BOSTON TRAFFIC OR LAUNDRY BASKETS FILL OF RABBITS..
EVEN THO SDP IS THE MORE HEART WARMINMG STORY-- AE WAS BY FAR THE MORE COMICAL-
SOME STUFF YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP-
****************
ANYWAY SHE HAS IN MIND MAKING IT AN EBOOK???? ON OUR WEB PAGE STORE " THE DOGGIE BAG"
THIS DOGGIE BAG STILL HAS A FEW ODD THINGS THAT NEED CORRECTING-- BUT IT IS NEARLY OPERATIONAL-- AND WE MAY NEED HELP IF OUR CURRENT SYSTEM IS NOT TOTALLY EFFICIENT.. THT PAYPAL NEEDS A COMMENT SO PEOPLE CAN SAY IF THEY WANT A STUB/LOOP/ OR SNAP ON SOME OF THESE MONKEY FISTS
GOOD EXAMPLE---
SOMEBODY ASKED FOR 2 MONKEY FISTS 2" WITH LOOPS TO PUT ON HIS LUGGAGE-
SO I MADE THEM-- AND FORGOT WHO WANTED THEM-- SO THEY SIT HERE-- GLARING AT ME- REMINDING ME- EFFICIENCY IS A VAGUE DESIREABLE CONCEPT-- LIKE THE FOUNTAINOF YOUTH.
*****************
SHELIA AND I FINISHED OFF THE GIFT CERTIFICATES SOMEONE LEFT HERE FOR THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
WE HAD JUST COME FROM DELIVERING AN ENVELOPE TO LONGS JEWELERS-- WITH BAILEY--
SHE WAS PERFECTLY BEHAVED EXCEPT SHE HAS A PROBLEM WHICH WAS POINTED OUT TO US BY THE MANAGER
"SHE IS LEAKING""
LONGS IS A VERY FANCY PLACE-- FULL OF VERY WELL HEELED PEOPLE-- WHAT CROSSED MY MIND IS ... THEY HAVE PROBABLY HAD MANY OLDER FEMALE CUSTOMERS WITH SOMEWHAT THE SAME PROBLEM- ONLY NOT SO OBVIOUS.
WE WERE PREPARED-- HE WAS NOT.
*************
 SOOOOO,,, A DAVID REPORT FROM FACEBOOK

David's wife posted this on facebook:
So, Dustin the Dane... He is here !!!!!
Everyone just loves him! He is such an entertainer!
Every dog in the neighborhood is making their way over to meet the new guy in town :) it's pretty comical really. He and Buddy get along just great. They all look at him like he is some sort of rock start lol they have never seen a dog so big i think. It's great that he is so well tempered! Not all the dogs that run are well mannered but he handles it so well! We can learn a lot from Dustin about tolerance. He seems to be really enjoying all of the attention :) He definitely has made some good friends.
On the other side... My bed seems to have shrank. Might have to find a way to post a picture of just how we fit here. lol it's interesting (and oddly very comfortable. Forgot how much i missed sleeping with the pack. Thank you Dustin).


?TODAY SCHEDULE
I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I COULD UNCOVER MY DESK- BUT LIKE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH-- IT IS AN UNREAL VISION.

1 comment:

  1. CARLENE,
    ABOUT ANIMAL EPISODES: DO YOU REMEMBER EVER WORKING WITH A PHOTOGRAPHER BY THE NAME OF ROBERT "BOBBY" SHIMKUS?
    I AM STILL CLEARING OUT MY MOM'S ESTATE AND CAME ACROSS SOME OF HIS THINGS INCLUDING A RESUME THAT MENTIONED HE DID SOME STUFF FOR ANIMAL EPISODES. HE IS MY GRANDPA'S BROTHER.
    SMALL WORLD.

    ReplyDelete