Thursday, July 11, 2013

JULY 11, 2013
DANE NAMED QUIETEST BREED OF DOGS. I HOPE SOMEONE REMEMBERS THAT WHEN MY NEIGHBORS TRY AND JAIL ME AGAIN. the story on vetstreet.com

AGAIN YOU SAY??? THAT IS ONE OF THOSE STORIES----

I WAS INSTALLING A COMPUTER IN A MEDICAL BUILDING AND WORKED A LITTLE LATE-- CAME HOME- MIXED A SOUTHREN COMFORT MANHATTAN ( DON'T SEND ME SOME-- I QUIT DRINKING THEM)- JUST AS I FINISHED ONE, THE PHONE. RAND.. THE POLICE CALLED- THEY NEEDED ME TO COME TO THE STATION AND SIGN SOME PAPERS- I QUICKLY REPLIED - I COULD NOT AS I HAVE BEEN DRINKING AND I MUST NOT DRIVE ....THINKING THEY WOULD GO AWAY... THE NICE MAN OFFERED TO SEND A CRUIZER FOR ME-

SO I MIXED ANOTHER BIGGER SOUTHERN COMFORT MANHATTAN AND WAITED FOR MY "TAXI" HE ARRIVED ABOUT THE TIME THAT SECOND DRINK BEGAN TO HIT- BUT HE WAS VERY NICE AND LET ME TAKE THE UNFINISHED PART IN THE CRUIZER SO I DIDN'T WASTE IT. THE STATION IS ABOUT 20 MINUTES WAY..

I WAS FEELING NO PAIN WHEN THEY CHECKED ME IN WITH A MUGG SHOT, FINGERPRINTS. THEY HAD CALLED IN A WOMAN TO BABY SIT ME BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT HAVE A FEMALE ETC..... I FOUND OUT THAT SHE WAS BEING PAID LESS THAN THE MINIMUM WAGE AND FEELING NO PAIN... I SET INTO THE OFFICERS ABOUT THE ILLEGAL HIRING PRACTICE-

THE PROBLEM WAS A LEASH LAW VIOLATION AND I HAD A SUMMONS TO BE IN COURT THAT NO ONE HAD PUT IN MY HAND-- SO I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND WAS THEN IN CONTEMPT OF COURT..... COURT TAKES THAT CONTEMPT BIT VERY SERIOUSLY

THE BAIL WAS SET AT $20 AND I ONLY HAD $14. AND THEY WOULD NOT TAKE MASTER CARD....ONE SAID "ISN'T THERE ANYONE YOU CAN CALL TO BAIL YOU OUT?" THEY REALLY WANTED ME OUT OF THERE-- IT WAS THEN ABOUT 11PM. AND I WAS ON A ROLL ABOUT ILLEGAL HIRING... I WAS OFFERED THE PHONE TO TRY AND GET THE $6.00. A FRIEND CLOSEST TO THE STATION WAS ANN- " WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR AT THIS HOUR??" I SIMPLY SAID I NEEDED $6. "WHAT FOR?"---- BAIL---- "WELL COME GET IT--- MY CAR HAS NO MUFFLER-- IF I DRIVE IT AT THIS HOUR I WLL BE IN THERE WITH YOU." MY NICE POLITE POLICEMAN GAVE ME A RIDE TO HE HOUSE TO PICK UP THE $6 -- OF WHICH $2 WAS IN COINS...I LINED UP ALL MY BILLS AND COINS ON THE DESK AND THEY LET ME GO-- AND HAD TO TAKE ME HOME AGAIN- WHICH THEY WERE HAPPY TO DO.

I WROTE TO THE CHIEF TNE NEXT DAY AND TOLD HIM WHAT A GOOD STRAIGHTFORWARD JOB HIS OFFICERS HAD DONE AMID GREAT ADVERSITY.

I ALSO WENT TO COURT... I NOW HAVE A RECORD.. WHICH MEANS I PROBABLY COULD NOT GET THE TOP SECRET CLEARENCE I ONCE HAD... BECAUSE OF A LEASH LAW.

WHAT A PITY

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THAT WAS TOO LONG WINDED-- I HAVE THINGS TO DO.. APPARENTLY

PUPPY EYES ARE OPEN-- CAMERA PEOPLE WNT TO SEE THOSE..

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  SCRATCH THIS-- IT JUST GOT POSTPONED TIL FALL
AND I HAVE TO MAKE ARRIANGEMENT TO GET TO THE TOWER OF HOPE PARTY IN WHITE PLAINS NEW YORK ON JULY 18TH-- IT IS SOME KIND OF RECEPTION WINE/CHEESE DEAL AND OUR PUPPIES WLL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION.. MERLOW'S BUNCH WILL BE A PERFECT SIZE AND ACTIVITY..

WE HAVE DONE THIS FOR YEARS-- AND TOWER OF HOPE HAS BEEN VERY KIND TO US FINANCIALLY--

SO WE WILL GO AND SET UP OUR USUAL FLUFFIES ETC... PUPS DON'T MIND AT ALL.. THEY DON'T CARE IF THEY ARE ON A FLUFFY AT HOME-- OR INTHE BACK OF A SUV OR AT SOME PARTY..

IT WORKS.- WE WILL TAKE 2 CARS -- THE OTHER CAR WITH SOME ADULT DOGS..

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TIPI POLES SOULD BE HERE TODAY...

THE CHURCH GROUP PUT UP THE TOP RAIL AROUND THE NEW CHICKEN FENCE... JUST NEEDS A FEW SET SCREWS.



1 comment:

  1. JUST NOTICED...YOU CAN USE YOUR ***'S AGAIN. SO HAPPY FOR YOU. LOVE YOUR POLICE RECORD STORY!

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