Saturday, July 13, 2013

JULY 13, 2013

YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF DAY IT WILL BE.......WNHEN YOU SET THE BOTTLE OF EXCEDRINE ON YOUR DESK BEFORE COFFEE.

LOTTS OF CUT AND PASTE REPORTS TODAY SO I WILL GET RIGHT TO THE PLANS OF THE DAY
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YESTERDAYS DELIVERIES USPS, UPS, FEDEX, AND A FREIGHT COMPANY ( THE POLES)..

.MOST EXCITING.. BALL POINT PENS--- GOOD ONES-- RUBBER HANDLES--A WHOLE BOX FILLED- LABELED FIRST MISSOURI BANK----- OR PROBABLY MIS LABELED SOMEHOW-- 250 REALLY GOOD PENS FOR $19.50 IF YOU DON'T MIND WHAT THEY SAY-

I HAVE A HISTORY OF PENS IN BULK-- IT USED TO BE 1000 PENS FOR 30.00 ON EBAY - . WITH THOSE PENS I BECAME THE JOHNNY APPLESEED OF BALL POINT PENS.,

LET IT BE KNOWN YOU CAN TALK YOUR WAY INTO ANY OFFICE APPOINTMENT BY GIVING THE RECEPTIONIST A SHOEBOX OF PENS.-- ESPECIALLY GEORGE'S VET OFFICE... I HAVE WATCHED PEOPLE IN HIS OFFICE LOOK FOR A PEN- AND CLCULATED WHAT THAT WAS COSTING HIM ON A YEARLY BASIS. 2.7 MINUTES PER DAY IS A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE , EQUALS 11.25 HOURS

EVEN AT THE MINIMUM WAGE- THAT IS OVER $100 PER -- AND HE MUST HAVE 30 EMPLOYEES... IT AIN'T PEANUTS-

-NOW IF YOU ADD THE DISTRCTION FActor AS YOU HAVE TO IN MY CASE

--"AH... LOOK AT THE FRESH POT OF COFFEE.. NOW,....WHY DID I COME IN HERE???. OH YES I WAS LOOKING FOR A PEN" THE NUMBER IS STAGGERING.

SO MUCH FOR THE PENS-- TRY EBAY SEARCH PENS

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IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE SIMPLE THINGS OF LIFE- ....I.E. US... OPENING MAIL....

WHO WOULD THINK THAT THE OPENING OF THE MAIL AT 5PM WOULD DRAW TWICE THE CROWD THAN THE AVG WATCHING.
THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH THIS GLASS OF WINE BUNCH OF CP"S.. IT MUST DEFINE COCKTAIL HOUR...

WE OPENED ALL THE COLORED ENVELOPES -- MANY WITH A SHORT NOTE AND A DOLLAR OR TWO WHICH GOES IN THE FUN POT- I THINK PEOPLE BOUGHT A   PACK OF PASTEL ENVELOPES TO SEND/ PARTICIPATE IN THE PINK ENVELOPE CAMPAIGN TO THE SUPERINTENDENT AND PRINCIPAL OF JOC's SCHOOL-- AND THEY HAVE A FEW LEFT OVER...SO IT GOES ON... IT PAID FOR THE TEEPEE AND THE NEXT THING WILL BE A HUGE POWERFUL VACUUM CLEANER FOR THE BARN KENNEL-- SHELIA IS SCOUTING A BUILTIN--.. THOSE DOLLARS MOUNT UP
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I DON'T THINK IT HAS CUT INTO THE CHICKEN BRICKS-- IT CAN'T-- THAT CHICKEN FUND IS NOT A FUN PROJECT IT PAYS THE REAL BILLS.. LIKE YESTERDAY'S UTILITY BILLS ELECT $1000,WATER $350, AND TRASH $385-- PLUS THE DOG FOOD.. AND WE HAVE 4 SPAY AND NEUTERS BOOKED FOR NEXT WEEK. THAT CHICKEN BRICK IS EXTREMELY CRITICAL TO MOVING FORWARD WITH THE NEXT LITTER...

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AND THEN THE FRIEGHT TRUCK WITHTHE TIPI POLES 27 FEET LONG-- PERFECTY STRAIGHT-- FROM A SPECIAL TREE FARM IN MICHIGAN? WHICH GROWS TALL STRAIGHT TREES.

THAT DEFINES TODAY'S PROJECT.. GET THE POLES UP.... CORRECTLY THIS TIME

AND THE BIBLE OF TIPI'S BY GLADYS LAUBIN GIVES EXACT MEASUREMENTS OF THE PLACEMENT OF THOSE POLES-- TO WITH IN INCHES...

FOR ME TO DO ANY CONSTRUCTION WITHIN INCHES IS A CHALLANGE-- I AM MORE THE "WITHIN A FOOT OR TWO" TYPE.

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ENJOY THE CUT AND PASTES...

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I don't do Facebook either, but one of the CPs posted the following in the comments. It came from Lola's Facebook page...
From Lola on facebook:

So today was a long day! This morning mum took me to the diner down the street for breakfast. All the people said I was so beautiful and asked mum all kinds of questions about me, like what kind of dog, what's my service, how old I am. They couldn't believe how good a job I do at just a year old ;) . They were so happy for us and told us to come back any time and gave me a piece of bacon...mmm mmm mmm!!
So many people in and out of the house today. People working in the yard and painting some walls.....I wag my tail at everyone, especially the ones giving me cookies!
 
Every night my mum has to get a shot of medicine POOR MUM :( and I always make sure she is ok when she's done. She always pats my head and says I'm such a good girl and smiles at me. I'm real glad I can make her smile after she gets an ouchie

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Hi Carlene & All,


I hope you are feeling well and getting good, restful sleep.

Is there a chew toy that puppies like more than shoes?!? We have always kicked off our shoes when we enter the house. My children's families do the same so there are always shoes of all sizes, colors and materials by the entry door. Garden clogs and sneakers seem to be Ebony's favorites. Other than her shoe fetish she is a dear, wonderful dog and a faithful companion for Al. I'm so comfortable when Al is out walking with Ebony. She always brings him home safely. They only walk the driveway but there are several walks back and forth.

Gratefully,
Pat

( I SUGGESTED A PIECE OF FISH NET HUNG HIGH)

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Things are fine out here in Western MA. Tessa is doing great. You mentioned it was a slow DD not much to report and as I've been going to mention this to you for about a month now (you jarred my memory when you mentioned puppies and hawks.)
 
I take Tess down to a local athletic field for exercise, on hot days She likes to walk in a small creek that runs along side the field. One morning as We were going over to the creek Her head came up alert, a furrow between the ears as she stared off. I looked toward what caught her eye and there two children were running flying kites about 20 ft over their heads. Tess looked at me ...to the children, back to me then over to their mother and back at the children! She then began tugging at the leash toward the children. I told her no she looked again at me then the children....I said they're okay Tess it won't get them it's not a bird! So she went and enjoyed the creek then before we left I took her over to smell the kites and show her they weren't big birds. I told the children and their mother about her wanting to chase the birds over their heads away, they hugged her and told her thanks Tess!

Tess at times will watch the turkey vultures gliding on the air currents over head but I didn't think too much of it before. She's very in tune with everything surrounding Us. Which is so amazing these Dog's process so much information, traffic, people, animals, shopping carts, cars, trucks and so too it seems big birds trying to scoop up children! Just thought You might use a chuckle and incase you hadn't noticed before they're trained to watch out for hawks too! They are true multi tasker's as if just taking care of us was not enough! Thanks again for putting us together! Sincerely Al&Tess

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APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEGUN TO HAVE THIS LAND INTHEIR SPAM FOLDERS SO THEY DON'T THINK I HAVE DONE IT.. TRY THERE.



I AM NOT YELLING-

- I CAN NOT SEE the small print









1 comment:

  1. Thank you for sharing the stories from 'satisfied customers' They warm the heart.

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