Thursday, August 15, 2013

AUG 15, 2013
WITH MY HEEL AS PLUG IN THE DRAIN OF MY TUB, I START JUST ONE MORE TECHNOLOGICALY CHALLANGING DAY.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH ALL THE COMPUTER/PRINTER MALFUNCTIONS THAT HAVE HAPPENED INTHE PAST 37 SECONDS

BECAUSE

I WANT TO GET THE WORD TO JANINE ---

STOP WRITING THE BOOK---

SHUT THE THING-- IT IS A GREAT READ...

PROBLEM IS THERE IS NO END TO IT --

AND IF YOU WERE NOT SO DANM FUSSY ABOUT MIS-SPELLINGS AND GRAMMER, WE COULD PUT OUT ONE OF THOSE AT LEAST EVERY WEEK.

BETWEEN

1 THE 10 YEARS OF DAILY DOGGIES

2 2 SHOEBOXES OF JOB SLIPS FOR ANIMAL EPISODE JOBS

3 DAILY LIFE AROUND HERE

QUIT NOW AND MAKE IT A SERIES...

SHE CAME IN HERE LAST NIGHT WITH A VERY FUNNY STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HER YSETERDAY- BUT IT GOES ON

 SO GET THE THING PRINTED AND GET ON ITH THE NEXT

IT CERTAINLY S GETTING RAVE REVIEWS.
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SECOND PROBLEM IS YOU( ME.. SHE..) CAN GET SO BOGGED DOWN WITH PUNCTUATION KIND OF THING THAT OUR CONCENTRATION ON THE ULTIMATE PERFECTION PREVENTS US FROM ALLOWING ANY FUTURE EPISODES FROM HAPPENING.

HOW'S THAT FOR EXCUSING POOR TYPING SKILLS AND LOUSY SPELLING...

THAT IS ACTUALLY A JAB AT COLBY COLLEGE FOR MAKING MY YEARS THERE ONE LONG SPELLING TEST-

MY MOTHER TRIED IN VAIN ( ALSO IN TEARS OCCASIONALLY) TO HELP ME THRU THE 500 WORD SPELLING TEST THAT WAS MANDATORY FOR GRADUATION.

I REMEMBER "YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL A WORD WRONG THE SAME WAY TWICE IN A ROW."

I ALSO REMEMBER  COLBY'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT TH E WOMANS DORM WAS GRACIOUS LIVING NIGHT WHERE WE HAD TO WEAR STOCKIN GS AND HEELS.. AND WE DID.. WITH , BATHROBES AND SWEAT PANTS.

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DOGS

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I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER SEEN A BETTER LITTER OF PUPS THAN WHAT WE NOW HAVE.. THT PHOTO- A SCREEN SHOT- OF 5 SITTING IN A ROW WAITING FOR THE PINCH OF FOOD BEING HANDED OUT.. IS INCREDIBLE--


I DEFY ANYONE TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER GROUP AS GOOD LOOKING, WELL BEHAVED AT THIS AGE..-- AND THEY ARE BOUNCY STRONG-- CREATIVE AT PLAYING- CLEAN...( THANKS TO THE CP"S WHO HAVE DONATED ALL THE WEE WEE PADS) THEY ARE JUST A SUPER GROUP-- AND KEEP IN MIND.. IT IS ONE DAD-- BENTLEY-- WITH 2 DIFFERENT MOTHERS--

GRANTED THEY COULD ALL DEVELOPE SOME WIERDNESS AS WE GO ON--- THAT IS LIFE IN THE ANIMAL WORLD-- STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN... BUT SO FAR... SO GOOD.

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AND THE HOUSE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE PUPPIES--- THAT IS DUE TO OUR FANTASTIC WASHER DRYER PROCESS..

THAT WAS MONEY WELL SPENT...

NOW IF WE COULD JUST GET MASTERSON'S TO COME DO THAT DRY WELL FOR THE BRN WE WOULD BE IN FANTASTICD SHAPE

DRYER NEARLY READY TO SET IN PLACE -- THANKS TO JACKS CARPENTRY WORK

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RE COLORED ENVELOPES----

AS I HAVE SAID SOMEWHERRE... I THINK I SAID... I CERTAINLY DO NOT WANT TO DISCOURAGE ANY ROVING MILLIONAIRES FROM DROPPING A CHECK IN THE MAIL IN A COLORED ENVELOPE-- BUT *****

THE PERFECT PIECE OF MAIL FOR MAILCALL IS A COLORED ENVELOOPE WITH 6 PIECES OF CEREAL BOX CARDBOARD 3X6" AND A DOLLAR OR TWO FOR THE FUN JUG.

 PLUS HAVING THE 6 PIECES OF CARDBOARD BE INDIVIDUALIZED WITH SLOGANS, SIGNATURES, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY-- THINGS LIKE THAT.. MAKE POO PICKING ALMOST ENJOYABLE

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DO THE MATH-- RUN THE NUMBERS--- 64 DOGS -- A GREAT 5PM MAIL CALL IS 10 COLORED ENVELOPES THUSLY FILLED...

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IT MAY BE ABSURD BUT WE HAVE A HUGE FOLOWING OF PEOPLE READY TO SIT DOWN END OF DAY--- AND WATCH US OPEN MAIL...

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