Thursday, August 22, 2013

AUG 22, 2013
AUG 22, 2013
I MISSED THE BOAT-- BY 2 WEEKS .


MAYBE I HAVE NOT TOLD THJIS STORY-- I AM SOOOOO UPSET...
AND I DON'T THINK IT IS IN THE BOOK...


SEE.... I HAD A 4 H CLUB OF ALL GIRLS-- AND WE CONSTANTLY WENT PLACES HAULING THE 53 FOOT TRAILER OF THIER HORSES AND PONIES FOR LONG DISTANCE TRAIL RIDING.


GIVEN ENOUGH GIRLS AND ENOUGH TIME SITTIN G AROUND WQAITIN G FOR THEM OUTSIDE LADIES ROOMS OR BEHIND TREES... I DECIDED TO INVENT SOMETHING TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS..


I TOOK A SMALL IVORY SOAP DISHWASHING DETERGENT BOTTLE AND SLICED IT AT AN ANGLE-- THIS GAVE ME A SHORT BUT EFFECTIVE IMATATION BOY'S PART......WITH A FEW ADJUSTMENTS IT WORKED VERY WELL--


AND I APPLIED FOR A PATENT--- IT PASSED THE BOSTON PATTENT OFFICE- AND WENT TO WSHINGTON... WHERE SOMEONE BEAT ME BY 2 WEEKS


IN THE MEANTIME---A FRIEND- HOPE NUTTER- AND I TESTED THESE THINGS OUT ONE NOTABLE NIGHT AT AUGISTINES RESTAURANT IN SAUGUS.... IT WAS A LITLE CROWDED THAT NIGHT- I STOOD WAITING AS HOPE WENT FIRST-- FROM THE SOUND I COULD TELL IT WAS WORKING... UNTIL THE WOMAN NEXT TO ME SAID----
"HIS FEET ARE POINTING THE WRONG WAY FOR A LADIES ROOM."


THUS ENDETH MY TRYING TO PATENT ANYTHING..
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TODAY I GOT THIS EMAIL FROM SHEILA
So I was talking to the Irish woman last night
She said she trained police for 30 years
One of the things the cadets had to do was stand in the roadway for 14 hours directing traffic
Without leaving the spot.....the women would wear a she-wee

DANM-- CLEVER NAME WINS OUT AGAIN ----
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ALONG WITH TRYING TO CHANGE GRAVITY OR THE IRS,
I SPENT TIME WITH ANNE YESTERDAY TRYING TO OUTDO MOTHER NATURE.
WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SHOULD BE BRED TO WHICH TO TRY
AND ALWAYS HAVE ONLY ONE LITTER IN THE HOUSE AT A TIME
BREEDING A FEMALE EVERY 2 MONTHS AND HER HAVING 5-6 PUPS WOULD BE IDEAL
WE HAVE SCARLOTT BRED WITH UNKNOWN PREGNANCY.. QAND THERE SITS OPAL LOVING THE PUPPIES
MAYBE WANTING SOME OF HER OWN... SO I TOLD HER IT WOULD BE NICE IF SHE COULD MANAGE TO COME
IN HEAT IN MID OCTOBER.
SCARLOTT WILL BE DUE ABOUT THE TIME THESE PEOPLE ARRIVE FOR THE "RETREAT" WHATEVER..
AS I HAVE SAID-- WE HAVE A FARM, TO RUN FIRST AND FOREMOST... BUT IT COULD BE EXCITING--
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO WATCH IT ON CAMERA
WHICH THIS MORMING IS OFF LINE...
AND I BEST GET T IT...
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TODAY SCHEDULE---
IF MEGAN CAN GO GET ME 3 POSTS I WILL TRY AND STICK THEM IN HT GROUND
SO WE CAN EXTEND THE T TEN T AT LEAST WITH CANVAS AT THE MOMETN.
THERE ARE LOT OF "FER NOW" 'S AROUND HERE--
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THE 2 PICNIC TABLES ARE NOW BLUE THANKS TO A BUNCH OF KIDS FROM IRELAND SHELAI BROUGHT ROUND...
THERE IS A GROUP OF 1/2 CATHOLICS AND 1/2 PROTESTANT SPENDING 2 WEEKS HERE WORKING TOGETHER
AND WONDERING WHY THEY ARE SUCH MORTAL ENIMIES WHEN THEY ARE HOME IN NORTHERN IRELAND.
GOTTA LOVE RELIGION.-- WITHOUT THAT THERE WOULD BE NOTHING TO FIGHT WARS OVER.
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TIMMMMMMMM WE ARE STILL OFF LINE....


please---
help pay for the PUPPY FOOD
with a chicken poo brick
the sh#tting is the first sunday of the month at the farm
for the September first selection

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