Saturday, August 31, 2013

DOGGIE DAILY  AUG 31, 2013
LORD THY SEA IS SO GREAT AND MY MIND IS SOOOOO SMALL--- OR WHATEVER THAT IS.

I AM MANAGING THE NEW COMPUTER-- IT IS NOT ALOT WORSE THAN THE OLD ONE AND ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAD WITH THAT...

SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THIS SIGNATURE AT THE BOTTOM  SAYS WE HAVE 22 DOGS OUT-- AND WE HAVE 55  PLUS MOBILITY  IS SPELLED WORNG-- SO I CHANGE THEM BY HAND WHEN I REMEMBER  BECAUSE I CAN NOT TAKE THE 3 HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE IT OTHERWISE..
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AND THEN THERE IS QUICKEN...  

 I WANTED TO START A NEW SYSTEM  SO  I COULD GET A BETTER LINE ON THE CATAGORIES-- ESPECIALLY TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SDP EXPENSES AND MY PERSONAL  ONES .

154 YEARS AGO I WROTE MY OWN PROGRAM TO MANAGE MY EXPENSES AND THAT OF THE WANT ADVERTISER MAGAZINE FOR WHOM I WAS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED.    IT WAS BEFORE WINDOWS  OR EVEN A COLORED MONITOR...  BLACK AND WHITE AND SIMPLE TO PROGRAM...  WELL BEHAVED-- WAS MOR LIKE IT.

BACK THEN 
  CATEGORY 38 WAS  MY PERSONAL UTILITIES  EXPENSE  AND 381 WAS WANT AD RELATED---- SIMPLE THING TO HAVE SDP UTILITIES BE 381  WHICH IT HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS....AUTO IS 10 AND SDP AUTO 101  -- insurance   18 AND 181  --   etc----IN MY HEAD ...THAT IS JUST HOW IT IS...  
 
BUT FOR REPORT MAKING   AND SORTING PURPOSES  THE UTILITIES FOR SDP SHOULD BE  CATAGORY 138  WITH THE 1 IN FRONT-- THEN THEY WOULD SORT BETTER/FASTER.

SO I TURNED ON QUICKEN  START UP LESSON.....- AND WITH DIFFICULTY I FOUND THE NAME OF MY BANK-- AMONG 7 OTHER BANKS WITH THE SAME NAME...  AND PRESSED CONTINUE./

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE- 
 ALL BY ITSELF  in less than 10 SECONDS  ----IT DECIDED I WANTED TO DOWNLOAD ALL  MY RECORDS, PUT CHECKS IN CATAGORIES TOTALLY UNFAMILIAR,, ADD THINGS, SUBTRACT THINGS, AND GIVE ME A REPORT IN PINK,GREEN AND PURPLE  DECIDING MY CLOTHING EXPENSE WAS OVER BUDGET LAST JUNE.

TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.  I WANTED TO SIMPLY ADD ONE CHECK AT A TIME FOR 2013 -- WITH MY OLD CATAGORY NUMBERS THAT are seared in my head.  
I DO NOT WANT IT TO TELL ME IT IS TUESDAY, THE FRIDGE NEEDS DEFROSTING AND VAN NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE..  JUST DO THE BOOKEEPIPNG  PART OF MY LIFE.

TALK ABOUT INVASIVE....

SO IF ANY OF YOU COMING HERE KNOW THIS NEW QUICKEN PLEASE HELP ME.. 
 IF YOU ARE NOT 100%  FAMILIAR WITH IT, EVEN DISCUSSING IT WITH ME WILL MAKE ME WORSE.

I CAN LEARN... BUT AS ALL AROUND HERE WILL TELL YOU, IT IS A PAINFUL PROCESS..

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I CAN HEAR THUNDER
I LIKE THE RAIN-  

I CAN STILL LAY FLOOR IN THE RAIN...  THOSE PILE OF COBBLESTONES ARE CALLING TO ME...  IT IS LIKE HAVING A SAND BOX IN WHICH TO PLAY IN THE DIRT.

I HOPE EARLENE AND PAUL CAN COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY... 
THE T TENT NEEDS MASSIVE REORGANIZATION  WITH THE NEW EXTENSION/ANNEX

BIGGEST CONSIDERATION IS HOW TO ORGANIZE IT SO IN INCLEMENT WEATHER WE CAN PUT THE CHICKEN SH#T TABLE UNDER COVER THERE SOMEHOW AND STILL HAVE IT ON CAMERA-- WHILE MANAGING TO FEED 100 PEOPLE IN THE SAME AREA... 

 EARLENE !!!!!!!!  HELP!!!!!!
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SPEAKING OF HELP
WE HAD A NASTRY MISHAP WITH THE MAIL LAST NIGHT---
 UNFORTUNATELY ONE OF TH E PACKAGES UPS DELIVERED WAS MARKED
    WHOOPIE PIES
THIS WAS APPARENTLY NMOR THAN OUR  MAIL ROOM STAFF COULD HANDLE
AND THE PACKAGE GOT OPENED  BEFORE MAIL CALL AT 5PM...
WITH SEVERAL WHOOPIES MISSING.  EVEN THO THE PACKAGE WAS ALL RE-SEALLED
THE FACT THAT SOMEONE HAD FILCHED A FEW WAS OBVIOUS..

SO WE HAVE A WHOOPIE PUZZLE TO FIGURE OUT...
THERE WERE 2 PEOPLE NOTICEABLY MISSING FROM MAIL CLL
NAMELY TRACY AND SHEILA... WHO HAD BOTH RUN OFF LEAVING A FAINT TRAIL OF WHOOPIE CRUMBS

I AM TOLD THEY ALSO HAD WHITE FUZZY MUSTACHES...

TO BE CONTINUED
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WE DID MANAGE TO GT THE  LEXAN WINDOWS ON THE PORCH AND SEVERAL SHELVES IN PLACE TO HANDLE OUR GROWING OVERFLOW.
PROBLEM IS-- IT IS ALL STUFF WE NEED TO HAVE ACCESS TO 43% OF THE TIME--  THE REST OF THE TIME IT IS STUFF OF WHICH TRIP-OVERS ARE MADE.

PARKINSONS LAW - OR ONE OF THEM--- CLUTTER WILL ACCUMULATE TO FILL AVAILABLE SPACE

WE NOW HAVE MORE SPACE.
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SHOULD BE A BUSY DAY-- AND SH#TTING IS TOMORROW...
THE NUMBES ARE PRINTED -- AS IS THE LIST OF DONORS... SO I AM READY
I LOVE IT WHEN IT IS SOLD OUT-- FOR SEVERAL REASONS-- ONE BEING, I CAN PRINT THE NECESSARY PAPERWORK BEFORE THE DAY OF...  THIS IS MUCH LESS STRESSFUL

TO NEED A LIST OF DONORS IN ORDER TO TELL WHO WON. AND HAVE THE PRINTER RUNOUT OF INK, IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO ATART A SH#TTING DAY..

SO I AM READY TODAY...

OTHER THAN THAT......

1 comment:

  1. if you follow the crumbs, the guilty will be at the end of the trail.
    Always.
    If its poop, then you will still find the guilty party, but it wont be as fun a process....

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