Tuesday, October 29, 2013

OCT 29, 2013

IT IS TOUGH TO FIND A FUNNY STORY BOUT COLONOSCOPIES-- BUT I HAVE ONE-

I WAS SIGNED UP FOR THE TYPICAL COLONOSCOPY  ORDEAL-- AND DRANK EVERYTHING ETC - 
SO----- GOWNED --- I WENT INTO THE ROOM WHERE LOTS OF MEDICAL  TYPES WERE STANDING AROUND TO HELP ME ONTO THE TABLE
ONE DOCTOR CAME OVER AND INTRODUCED HERSELF TO ME AND MUTTERED SOMETHING ABOUT BEING READY  TO THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THERE
SHE TOLD ME TO ROLL ONTO MY LEFT SIDE-- WHICH I DID-- THERE WAS A SLIGHT PAUSE AND SHE SAID" I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED YOU-- YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE GREAT DANES !"

TRUE STORY..

APPARENTLY 17 YEARS AGO I HAD A BUNCH OF DANES AT SOME RIVERFEST ON THE CHARLES RIVERE IN CAMBRIDGE-- AND HER HUSBAND HAD BECOME FASCINATED WITH MY DANES- AND OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS BOUGHT 3 OF THEM

THE REASON I AM REMINDED-- APPARENTLY I MISSED A CONVERSATION ON EXPLORE THAT GOT TOO PERSONAL ABOUT SOMETIHING AND THERE WERE COMPLAINTS TO COURTNEY ( EXPLORE PERSON)  A COMMENT WAS MADE ABOUT KEEPING COMMENTS ABOUT PERSONAL MATTERS LIKE COLONOSCOPIES IN THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS-  

 WHICH BRINGS UP ANOTHER TOPIC ----- IT IS POSSIBLE  FOR SOMEONE TO BECOME SO INTERESTED IN A TOPIC THAT WHEN THEY TRY AND EXPLAIN IT TO A CGROUP THEY LOOSE SIGHT OF THE FACT THAT IT IS NOT AT ALL INTERESTING TO ANYONE ELSE ANYWAY.

THIS HAPPENED AT SUNDAY STEW- I AM SURE THE KID IS A VERY BRIGHT COLLEGE STUDENT- WHO GOT LECTURING ON ADJECTIVES PRONOUN AND OTHER WORDS NOT COMMONLY USED OUTSIDE 8TH GRADE. -- YOU ALL CAN TELL WHAT I THINK OF THAT TOPIC---I HAD TO LEAVE--- AND I LEFT EARLENE STANDING THERE SMILING .  
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I GO THRU THIS EVERY DAY-- WHAT IN MY HUM DRUM EXISTANCE WOULD ANYONE WANT TO READ ABOUT--  AND IS THERE ANYWAY TO MAKE ANY OF IT WORTHY  OF THE  EFFORT TYPE IT.

LIKE......AT SUNDAY MAIL CALL-- BECAUSE THERE IS NO MAIL ON SUNDAY-- EARLENE DECIDED TO PUT CURLERS IN MY HAIR-- WE ALSO THOUGHT OF PUTTING CURLERS IN PAULS HAIR-- BUT AS HE IS NEARLY BALD WE CAN SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER DAY... IT WAS A FAILURE-- NO WAY CAN MY HAIR LOOK LIKE EARLENE'S...
SO TODAY AS I WAS PUTTING AWAY MY COLLEDCTION OF CURLERS  I WAS AMAZED THAT NO ONE NOTICED THERE WERE 2 FLEA COMBS IN THE SAME PLASTIC DISH.
AS I DUG AROUND THE DISH I SAW THERE WAS QUITE A COLLECTION OF "MATERIAL"  -- PROBABLY OFF THE CURLERS/OFF MY HAIR/FROM HEAVEN KNOWS WHERE.
AS I WASHED THE DISH CURLERS AND COMBS  I REMEMBERED--- SOMEONE TOLD ME THE TOP 6 INCHES OF THE EARTHS SURFACE IS HUMAN SKIN.

I SEE NO REASON TO DOUBT IT.
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 THIS CONCEPT  OF EXACTLY WHAT IS INTERESITING IS ALSO WHY I HAVE A RULING AROUND HERE-- YOU MAY MENTION ONLY 1 DIAGNOSIS AND  1 PILL PER DAY--  THERE ARE SOOOO MNAY PEOPLE WIHT SO MANY AILMENTS THAT THERE WOULD BE NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT DOGS IF I DIDN'T STOP THEM SHORT.  ONE POOR VETERAN IS ON 140 PILLS A DAY--
I CAN'T LET HIM GET STARTED ON MEDICATIONS-

THAT IS ACTUALLY A WHOLE NEW TOPIC DESERVING IT'S OWN DAILY DOGGIE-- MEDICATIONS  FOR VETERANS.

MY ONLY OTHER EXCITEMENT IS THAT MARIA BROUGHT HOME AN ACTUAL DINNER FROM A LOCAL RESTAURANT-- IT WAS MY ONE MEAL A WEEK THAT IS NOT PIZZA OR CHINESE FOOD ( THE 2 CLOSEST TAKE OUTS)
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TODAY SCHEDULE

PHOTO SHOOT OF A  KID WITH QA RED WAGON FOR WILLIAM AND  POSSIBLEY  THE CALENDAR

DONKEY TRANSPORT IS I THINK SETTLED ON SHELIA AND COLLEEN ETD  WEDNESDAY 10:30 AM.   I WISH I COULD SEND SOMEONE TO VIDEO /AUDIO TH E ENTIRE TRIP-- SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE-- AND EVERYONE PRAY THAT SHELIA WILL NOT HAEV TO BACK UP THE TRAILER-- BECAUSE SHE NEEDS PRACTICE...

SHE DID CLEAN OUT THE TRAILER WITH HOPES OF GETTING ONE OF THE RUBBER MATS ON THE FLOOR.--POOR MARY SLIPPED ONCE GETING OUT OF THE TRAILER BECUSE OF THE SLIPERY WOOD FLOOR-- AND FOR THE REST  OF HER LIFE, SHE HAD TO STOP AND THINK BEFOR STEPPING DOWN--( NO RAMP)

PAUL FOUND A TRACTOR THAT  SHOULD BE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT-- IT HAS A HEATED CAB-- A LONG CRY FROM THE ONE WE HAVE NOW  WHERE I GET SO MUCH CLOTHING ON MY HEAD AND NECK THAT WHEN I TURN TO LOOK BACKWARDS  I TURN BUT THE CLOTHING DOES NOT.


AND SO IT GOES

2 comments:

  1. Carlene,
    I think if someone handed you a random item, you would be able to come up with something to write about it and the words would just fall onto the page. You know so many facts and trivia that I dare say, in another life, you would have been a pretty good stand-up comic. But, then, who would do the great work you are doing with the danes? I hope you never stop writing the Daily Doggie.

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  2. reading the DD is the first thing I do every morning...even before I read the NY times. You start my day off with interest and a few laughs along the way. Thanks you
    Cece

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