Thursday, October 31, 2013

OCT 31,2013

COLLEEN AND SHELIA HAVE MADE IT TO MARYLAND... WITH PICTURES ALONTG THE WAY OF   "OPAL ENTERS CONN"  OPAL CROSSES THE TAPANZEE BRIDGE.. ETC    I BET SHE IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE !!  (OPAL THAT IS)

THEY SHOULD PICK UP MOLLY THIS MORNING AND GET ON THE ROAD BACK...-- THERE HAS BEEN LOUD OBJECTION TO THE NAME MOLLY--- MOSTLY BY PERSON MOLLY.
AND IT IS NOT  A GOOD NAME ANYWAY.

THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A MOLLY MULE
I BET YOU ALL CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THIS EDUCATION...

THIS ANIMAL THEY ARE PICKING UP IS A DONKEY-- A MMAMOUTH ( DARN BIG) DONKEY--
MARY WAS A MAMOUTH DONKEY-  
DONKEYS COME IN 3 SIZES  MINI  (UP  TO 36 INCHES)-- STANDARD-- AND MAMOUTH

AND THEN THERE ARE MULES-- THE CROSS BETWEEN A HORSE AND DONKEY WHICH CAN BE ANY SIZE
THE MOST POPULR/WELL KNOWN ARE A CROSS BETWEEN A DRAFT HORSE AND A MAMOUTH

THIS PRODUCES AN AMNIMAL STRONGER THAN A HORSE-- AND MORE INTELLIGENT ( ABOUT EVERY ANIMAL IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN A HORSE..)
WITH A HIGH CONCERN FOR SELF PRESERVATION ( A HORSE HAS NONE)   
EXTREMELY   HANDY IN PLACES LIKE AMISH PENNA OR AFGAHANISTAN---

TO GET A MULE YOU NEED  DONKEY ND A HORSE--  MULE AND MULE DOES NOT WORK ---  THEY ARE STERILE-- WE.LL-- THERE ARE ?40 KNOWN PREGNANT MULES SINCE THE 1500'S

GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD SOMETHIGN TO DO TH THIS PROJECT

BUT FRO ME TO INCLUDE IT IN THE DAILY DOGGIE- THERE HAS TO BE A TWIST YOU CAN NOT GOOGLE...

THE PROBLEM IS... BOY DONKEYS ARE NOT  NATURALLY ATTRACTED TO A GIRL HORSES--- THEREIN LIES AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY IN THE SOUTHERN STATES...
HOW TO GET THE BOY DONKEY INTERESTED IN THE GIRL HORSE-- AND TO PUT THE SPERM WHERE IT BELONGS.-- THIS PROBLEM DATES WAY BACK TO BEFORE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION WAS INVENTED...

EVEN AFTTER AI WAS INVENTED, COLLECTING THE SPERM CAN BE A CIRCUS IN ITSELF--  THE DELIVERY SYSTEM  IS IN A MOST UNCOMFORTABLE  LOCATION... MEGAN CAN TELL YOU DEALING WITH 170 POUND WALTER WAS NOT EASY.

I HAVE OVERHEARD A  COFFEE SHOP CONVERSATION  ABOUT SOME OF THE GYRATIONS  USED TO GET THIS ACT ACCOMPLISHED "NRMALLY"  -- INCLUDING RAISING A BOY DONKEY WITH A MARE- AND NEVER LET HIM SEE A FEMALE  DONKEY

NEXT TIME YOU ARE OUT GOOGLING AROUND AND HAPPEN ON DONKEYS AT STUD--- YOU WILL SEE SOME SAY "WILL BREED MARES"-- AND /OR  - "WILL BREED BOTH MARES AND  JENNYS"
THIS IS CONSIDERED MONEY IN THE BANK-- SO TO SPEAK.

THUS ENDETH  THE LESSON FOR TODAY

WE SIT AND WAILT FOR SHELIA AND COLLEEN TO DELIVER "MOLLY"-- AND THEN WE WILL WAIT TIL SHE FIGURES OUT WHAT NAME SHE WOULD PREFER.
IF ALLOWED... MANY ANIMALS WILL NAME THEMSELVES WITH SOME ODD CHARASTIC--- LETS HOPE SHE DOES AND SAVE A WHOLE LOT OF ARGUEING.

IF I GET ANY PROGRESS REPORTS I WILL PUT THEM ON  THE CAMERA  COMMENTS

2 comments:

  1. THANKS FOR THAT EDUCATION! MY COUSIN AND HER FRIEND WERE IN NC LAST WEEK FOR THE STATE FAIR AND WHILE LOOKING AT THE 4H ANIMALS, WE HAD A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT DONKEYS/MULES - SO THIS ANSWERED OUR QUESTIONS AND EXPANDED OUR KNOWLEDGE!...AS THIS DOGGIE DAILY DOES ALMOST EVERY DAY! lufree-NC

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