Monday, November 18, 2013

NOV 18, 2013

SOMEBODY SENT ME AN EMAIL OFFERING TO WWRITE THIS DAILY DOGGIE FOR ME...--IF I MADE THIS STUFF UP, IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE... BUT I DO NOT THINK ANYONE COULD REPORT THE GENERIC WIERDNESS THAT HAPPENS DAILY- WITHOUT BEING HERE.

I SPEAK TRUTH..
I TOLD YOU ABUT MARIA WANTING A METAL BED FRAME,  AND 2 HOURS LATER ONE APPEARED ON THE BACK PORCH-- NO ONE KNOWSW HOW..
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE-- YESTERDAY  BUD MENTIONED HE WISHED HE HAD SOME FIRE TONGS TO MANAGE THE  FIRE BETTER...  HE WAS TALKING  ONLY TO  MARIA AND ME.. WE DID NOTHING ABOUT IT.. BUT VERY SHORTLY A PAIR APPEARED ON THE FIREPIT.

YESTERDAY MID DAY-- WITHOUT MY DOING ANYTHING -- THE STENCH FROM MY TOP DRAWER WAS  ALL OF A SUDDEN ...NO MORE.... .. GO FIGURE.

THERE ARE TOO MANY---  WE SHOULD KEEP TRACK

--YESTERDAY'S STEW WAS WONDERFU;L  BETWEEN THE FIREPIT AND THE OVERHEAD GAS HEATER IT WAS TOASTY....... WHILE WE WATCHED BUD AND PAUL PUT UP THE NEW CAMERA-- IT IS NOW UP AND PLUGGED IN-- I AM TO TALK TO TIM TTODAY---  TO TRY AND GET IT FUNCTIONING.       THERE ARE PARTS OF THE T TENT WHERE YOU CAN HANG OUT IF YU DO NOT WANTOTO BE ON CAMERA--- THAT REFRIGERATOR BLOCKS OUT ABOUT 1/2 THE ANNEX TABLES.  AND WE DO WANT PROVISION FOR  ON OCASSION  HAVEING THE T TENT BE CAMERRA FREE.

 THEY HAD ALL SORTS OF WAYS TO BLOCK THE CAMERA...--- BUT A  LARGE POSTIT NOTE WOULD DO THE TRICK TOO.


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AND THEN THE LITTLE
PUPS... TIME TO GET THEM ORGANIZED...  LAST NIGHT THEY WENT FROM 10PM TO 5AM-- HAVING  SPENT THE DAY OUTSIDE HELPED I AM SURE-- BUT TIME HAS COME FOR THEM TO SPEAK WHIFFLE TOO... THEY ARE PLAYING TOO ROUGH FOR MY NERVES.. SO I WILL BE THE MOM AND BANG THE BAT--


MEANWHILE CHAOS GETS BIGGER AND SLOWER...  AND IS PANTINTG MORE.

I AM A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE CHICKEN BOARD...  IT USUALLY SELLS OUT THE LAST 2 WEEKS-- AND I SURE HOPE IT DOES THIS TIME TOO...  REMEMBER WE ARE DEPENDENT ON THAT TO SUPPORT THESE DOGS
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NOW FOR SELLING THINGS...  THE TINY LITTLE  BRASS SNAP HOOKS ATTACDHED TO THE 1" MONKEY FIST ARE PROVING TO BE TERRIFIC    ZIPPER PULLERS--  I HAD 10 AND GAVE THEM TO PEOPLE TO TRY OUT-- THEY LOVE THEM-- SO MEGAN IS TO PICK UP 150 OF THEM TODAY--- AND I AM OFF AND FISTING IN FRONT OF TH E FIREPLACE-  

JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO-- I TRIED TO TIME MYSELF AT MAKING ONE...   AND EVERY TIME I START  THE STOP WATCH. I MAKE SOME SLIGHT  MISTAKE LIKE TWISTING 2 
CORDS WHCH TAKE SME 20 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT... I KNOW THEY USUALLY TAKE ABOUT 10 MINUTES--- BUT I CAN NOT GET NEAR THAT IF I SET THE STOP WATCH RUNNING...

SOMETHING ABOUT FUNCTIONING UNDR PRESSURE...MAKING A HUGE DIFFFERENCE IN PERFORMANCE
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NEXT PROBLEM IS... JUST WHAT DOES 1500 CALENDARS LOOK LIKE-- BULK WISE-- I CAN BARELY GET IN MY ROOM NOW WITH THE BOOK ORDER DEPARTMENT.-- AND THEN MUST HAVE MAILERS--- LAST YEAR I BOUGHT TOO MANY GUSSETTED   CARDBOARD MAILERS--  IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CALENDAR  I DON'T WANT TO PUT IT IN THE USPOST OFFICE SYSTEM  IN JUST A TYVEK ENVELOPE..

I KNOW I ORDERED 1500  BUT I DID ASK KITTY TO SEE IF THEY COULD CHANGE IT TO 2000-- LAST  YEAR WE ORDERED 1000 AND HAVE 4 LEFT...  THIS YEAR IT IS EVEN BETTER....AND WE SEEM TO HAVE A BIGGER AUDIENCE...  I FIGURE THE FIRST 900 PAY THE PRINTER AND THE NEXT  600  OR 1100 ARE PROFIT.  THEY MAY HAVE TO GO INTHE GUEST HOUSE-- BY THEN WE SHOULD HAVE THE NEW TRACTOR TO TRANSPORT THEM BACK HERE FOR "SHIPPING"
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SOMEBODY WAS DUE TO STAY INTHE GUEST HOUSE-- I THOUGHT-- BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE THERE AT TNE MOMENT..

TIME TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE BROUGHT THE DONUTS..........

11 comments:

  1. The Doggie Daily would not be the Doggie Daily or the same if someone else wrote it. This makes my day. I may miss a day of Facebook but not the Doggie Daily!

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    2. AM REPOSTING MY COMMENT, AS THE FIRST ONE HAD A TYPO. WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY WE COULD EDIT AFTER COMMENT HAS BEEN POSTED. ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT I SAID:

      "I AGREE. THE DOGGIE DAILY WOULD NOT DRAW THE NUMBER OF READERS IT DOES IF SOMEONE OTHER THAN CARLENE WROTE IT. IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME."

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    3. I totally agree! Carlene herself is what makes the Doggie Daily unique.

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  2. As the holidays roll in, money gets a little tighter (or it feels that way). I challenge all readers who do not buy a brick (or 10) every month to buy one in November and one in December as your Christmas gift to yourself. Or maybe even print a fun certificate and stuff one in every stocking and buy a brick for each.

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  3. I love the way you write! Don't have someone else do it for you. It would lose it's wonderful "flavor"!

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  4. I thoroughly enjoy the "ramblings" of doggie daily life Carlene and hope you never lose your spirit and dedication to this fine organization and its many followers. And billiejo (above comment)...thanks for the kick in the rear end. I plan on buying a brick today. Slave on, my friends. What you do makes a difference. : ) <3

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  5. I love the Doggie Daily just as it is. It's one of the highlights of my day. Kay

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  6. I love your

    doggie Daily just the way it is. I look forward to it every day

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  7. Somebody should make the "Doggie Bag" icon active on this blog!

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  8. could someone tell what puppy breath is I am sure the laugh is on me

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