Sunday, December 1, 2013

dec 1st

SANTA IS EXPECTED TO COME HERE AT 1:00 TODAY
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you know what i think of people who buy a cute little puppy and then make no attempt to give it the attention it needs...-  i have th e
same feeling abut teen age people--- somehow they cn get out of control soooo easily.

i feel the same about my refreigerator.. it is totally out of control..  people order a huge sub sandwich-- and then when they can not eat the second half, they put in in my  fridge.. and figure .."there i did not waste it-- it will be there for th epoor stawrving people of the  night shift."  and it is .. except the night shift buys pizza and eats 5 slices-- putting the other 3... in my frig-- then comes  the morning -- when some nice scrambleed "farm fresh"  eggs would be nice--- except they can not be found under the  aging pizza--- so we'll get some bagels--- everyone loves bagels-- so i will get a few extra-- with th e little packets of cream cheese.. i can just put them inthe fridge-- on the door-- there is bound to be room   amid the tartar sauce frorm the fish deal the ohter night    and the aging inverted  ketchup  bottle.being held in place by the inverted mayonaise (lite) jar which is covering a small chumk of butter... does butter go bad?  

  i don't know so i better feed it to the chickens-- that is not wasteful, it will get me some farm fresh eggs to hide under last weeks chinese food.

it is not funny.... i bought some shreadded cheese to  eat with some very dry frozen fish--  and iin the one hour between coming in the door with it, and thinking "lunch"   it was gone--- someone helpfully put my grocery collection away-- so the shredded cheese ws gone forever in the bowels of the  ravenous refrigerator.

so i have 1/2 a dried up bagel-- minus the cream cheese which by now has self destroyed by soaking in a pool of honey mustard who's top had become dislodged by the wooden squewer  in the beef terrachi of teh chinese food.

it has to stop
  there was perfectly good-- brand new food in there -- i am sure -- which now wears the label of the AARP
having to put the year  on the label of 1/2 eaten food  means something is amiss.
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so along with the chicken shat party today, we must have a fridge cleaning.

actually....... if we feed ll that green goop to the chickens it might improve the timing in the shat-production needed t 3pm today.
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david is here-- in the training room--- he and paul are planning to go for a wal;k in the woods today--- there are 2000 acres right behind us-- i have been known to get seriously lost in them.

he wrote this poem

A red mailbox marks the passage, ascend a driveway simply gated
What happens here, is unusual and often under stated

The other side of this barrier, a mission pleasantly taken serious
Feats they train keen Great Danes, edge on that of mysterious

Silhouetted on a hilltop, this broad retreat has taken hold
Priceless are the souls here, their hearts more value than gold

Most four legged born here, much on two are volunteers
Initiated by a mishap, now destined to thrive for years

Funds from a shatupon society, real time cameras from Explore
Donations from CP’s, books, calendars and Doggie Bag store

The Daily Doggie is unabridged, to stay current on situations
Disregard misspellings and exult in Carlene’s connotations

Assigning service dogs for mobility conditions
Magnificent Danes with mellow dispositions

If a counterpart should choose you, not the other way around
An un-paralleled kinship, sincere loyalty, is tightly bound

Return to fine-tune their training, if you feel it’s in need
Those who are grateful, assist humbly, with a good deed

Mentally unwell, I come here, when life’s pressures severe
When the time comes to depart, thinking’s less interfered

The first Sunday of every month, is the largest convention
We encourage all to come, release some restrained tension

Many puppies, juveniles and some paired that return
Purple shirts provide guidance, from them you can learn

Remember this is a farm, as the signs clearly state
Bring your common sense with you, as you pass through the gate

If ignorance promotes injury, refrain from making a scene
First aid will be rendered, abundant dressings are clean

4 comments:

  1. What a gift for the written word that man has...

    David, you are truly an amazing young man with a true talent. You are a blessing.

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  2. :) you are very giving person David, thank you for sharing!

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  3. HI, CARLENE, YOUR ODE TO THE REFRIGERATOR IS HILARIOUS! ; )

    DAVID'S POEM IS WORTHY OF PUBLICATION, AS IS HIS OTHER RECENTLY POSTED HERE. HAS DAVID EVER CONSIDERED PUBLISHING HIS WORK?

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  4. David. that is so beautiful....more, more, more!

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