Thursday, January 16, 2014

jan 16,2014
SINCE I FOUND OUT  THAT ONE OF THE CP'S  IS FROM THE NETHERLANDS  I JUST HAPPENED TO GOOGLE "PELTERDOG"  -- WHICH WAS THE BLOODLINES OF DEAGLE THAT I BOUGHT FROM  THERE... THE GOOGLE GOT ME IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE..  IT LOOKS LIKE RUSSIA IS REALLY MARKETING THEIR DANES... THEY HAD ALOT OF ACTIVITY
]IT TAKES ALOT OF RESEARCH TO DO THIS KIND OF THING...  THE WHOOP-TEE-DOO MULTI CHAMPION OF RUSSIA-- BEAUTIFUL DOG  -- APPARENTLY JUST DIED... AT AGE 4?????  STAY AWAY FROM HIS GENES...

BUT THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF PUPS FROM EUROPE...

WE ARE ALL SET NOW-- WITH NOEL IN HEAT.. I THINK WE SHOULD TRY AND SEE IF YELLOW CAN MANAGE TO GET ORGANIZED  ( GOOD EXPRESSION IN THIS CASE)   WITH BENTLEY AS BACK  UP STUD  ..
HOWEVER LOOKING THRU THE AVAILABLE PUPS IS INTERESTING.
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NEDRA SENT SOME STOCKINETTE  WHICH MIGHT SOLVE THE CHOAS PROBLEM.. I WILL TRY LATER ..
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AND THE PAPERWORK CRAWLS UP ONTO MY DESK LIKE TEH INCOMING TIDE..
I AM REMINDED "NAE MAN CAN TETHER  TIME NOR TIDE"
ROBERT BURNS SAID THAT I HTINK...
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH

AND HERE WE ARE IN THE PAPERLESS SOCIETY  -- DROWN ING IN PAPERWORK..... ON PAPER.
I JUST GOT A NOTICE FROM THE IRS SAYING THEY WILL NEED ANOTHER 45 DAYS TO RESOLVE WHATEVER
 THIS NOTICE INCLUDED A SHEET OF PAPERWORK REDUCTION NOTICE-- ALONG WITH A SHEET THAT SAID "THIS PAGE  INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK." --
RIGHT  ! 
 EXCEPT THIS IS THE THIRD 45 DAY NOTICE... STRANGE AS IT SEEMS-- SOMEONE SENT IN A 1040 "CORRECTED"  RETURN WITH MY NAME ON IT.. BUT NOT SIGNED BY ME--- AND IT HAD ALL SORTS OF ERRONEOUS INFORMATION ON IT. NOW THE IRS IS ASKING FOR COPIES OF THINGS I NEVER HEARD OF....
IS THIS A NEW ANGLE TO IDENTITY THEFT??
I HAVE CALLED AND SPOKEN TO AN AGENT--- I ASKED IF THE RETURN WAS SIGNED BY ME--  
SHE SAID NO....
I SAID THROW IT OUT...
SHE SAID "WE DON'T DO THAT"
AND I NOW GET  NOTICES SAYING THEY WILL SOLVE IT IN 45 DAYS.

I GUESS THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE  SCRAP BASKET...

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 I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT LIKE THE JOB OF TRYING TO STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT IF THEY AREN'T JUST GOING TO TOSS IT.

ACCOUNTING AT THIS TIME OF YEAR IS ALWAYS A CHALLENGE--
AND IT IS NOT HELPED BY HAVING A NEW QUICKEN SYSTEM ON THIS MACHINE

FOR SOME REASON MY PERSONAL QUICKEN ACCOUNT IS NOTING   A $284 DEPOSIT MONTHLY  WHICH THE BANK NEVER HEARD OF.....-- NOT MINE AND THE QUICKEN SYSTEM CORRECTS THAT BY   "WRITING A CHECK" TO ANY RANDOM ACCOUNT- THIS MAKING THE BALANCE CORRECT-- AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER NUMBERS THEN DON'T MATCH.

ACCOUNTING PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE NON  MATCHING NUMBERS..
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I GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE ON TUESDAY-- SHELIA AIRED ME OUT...
I DON'T THINK  THAT WILL HAPPEN  AGAIN TIL NEXT TUESDAY...  THERE IS THIS STACK OF PAPERS- 

AND I HAVE TO SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT RANGE ROVER- SOME COMPANY IS OFFERING - THEY WANT THINGS LIKE 990'S  WHICH WE HAVE..

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THE NEXT 990 WILL BE DIFFERENT--- IT HAS THE COMMENT "IF YOUR GROSS IS  MORE THAN $X   THEN YOU MAY NOT USE THE 990EZ AND HAVE TO USE THE 990FU-" 

AND IT COMES WITH A STACK OF "HOW TO"  INSTRUCTIONS-- WHICH IF YOU CAN  NOT FIGURE OUT THE INSTRUCITIONS ON PUTTING TOGETHER A CHILD'S TOY YOU WILL NEVER GET OFF PAGE ONE OF THOSE.

I USUALLY JUST PUT NUMBERS ON THE LITTLE LINES AND PRAY..

HOW CAN I DEAL WITH CARRYOVER ASSETS WHEN IT INCLUDES  14 PUPPIES..
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SO MY WORK IS CUT OUT FOR TODAY

I HAVE TO DECIPHER A QUICKEN REPORT WHICH I WISH I COULD DO SINGLE SPACE-- BUT IT WILL NOT LET ME  SO I HAVE 22 PAGES  -- WITH THE LAST 4 Pges very faint... as i am running out  of ink

so many problems- so little ink.

4 comments:

  1. "HOW CAN I DEAL WITH CARRYOVER ASSETS WHEN IT INCLUDES 14 PUPPIES.."

    THAT JUST MADE ME SNORT MY COFFEE...WELL DONE, CARLENE, WELL DONE!

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  2. I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID ABOUT A FORM NAMED "990FU" ... I'D BE LEARY OF THAT ONE!!! HAHAHA

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  3. Ha Ha! I thought the same thing about "990FU" :)

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  4. Carlene - it's funny you would ask if tax returns were the new way for identify theft. I just read an article on that very thing this morning on MSNBC news/Today Show website. You can read about it here and what you described in the Doggie Daily is eerily like they described in the article.

    http://www.today.com/money/identity-thieves-gear-steal-your-tax-refund-2D11910916

    Kelley

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