Tuesday, January 21, 2014

jan 21, 2014
SOMETIMES BEING WRONG IS JUST BEING INTELLECTUALLY LAZY...  
THE ONLY EXAMPLE I CAN TALK ABOUT AT THE MOMENT IS...  ME...  I NEEDED A PURPLE SHIRT TODAY-( I AM TO SPEAK AT SOME LUNCH ND THE PURPLE SHIRT IS A WAY OUT OF DRESSING FANCY) -- I  COULD NOT FIND IT --   I KNOW I DID HAVE ONE---GAVE A BRIEF LOOK AROUND AND QUICKLY DECIDED MY DAUGHTER -- WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS-- MUST HAVE BEEN DOING HER LAUNDRY HERE AGAIN AND WE NEEDED TO  GO THRU ONE OF THOSE "GREAT LAUNDRY SWAP" SITUATIONS... 

 JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GET 2ND  PURPLE SHIRT, I HAPPENED TO SEE A GLIMSE OF PURPLE IN THE CLOSET WHERE I HAD NOT HUNG THE SHIRT ON THE HANGER CORRECTLY  AND IT DANGLED... LIKE A PARTICIPLE.
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER TO BLAME HER THAN TO LOOK FOR OTHER POSSIBILITIES..  

I CAN HEAR HER NOW..... "SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT"

YES-- BUT AT LEAST I REALIZE IT.
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FOR THE HUMOR IN DAILY LIFE SECTION.
......IT IS IN THAT  LOGICAL VEIN..... I AM ON ANOTHER KICK.....WHEN ASKED A  QUESTION, WHY DO ALOT OF PEOPLE  RETURN SOME QUESTION...   THERE WAS SOME RUMOR LONG AGO THAT PEOPLE FROM NEW JERSEY DID THAT REGULARLY...

 IF YOU  ASKED SOMEONE    "WHICH WAY TO THE 7/11 STORE? "  IN NJ  YOU WOULD GET :"  WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO THERE.?" 
OR  "DID YOU TAKE THE LAUNDRY OUT OF THE DRYER?" WOULD GET THE RESPONSE  "WHY, IS IT RAINING?" 

 I THINK THE JERRY SEINFIELD SHOW DID 1/2 HOUR ON THAT CONCEPT... SOME RESPONSES ARE VERY FUNNY I

BUT IT DOES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME
...  SO MY KICK OF LATE IS --- ANSWER THE QUESTION... .
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LUNCH TODAY--- --- THE KAIWANIS/ROTARY CLUB  ASKED ME TO SPEAK-- AND SAID THEY WOULD BUY MY LUNCH-- BUT ANYONE WITH ME WOULD HAVE TO BUY THIER OWN... -- I NO LONGER GO TO THESE THINGS ALONE--IT BEING TUESDAY IT IS 
SHELIA DAY TO VOLUNTEER... SO SHE WILL HAVE TO BUY HER OWN LUNCH... 
WE WILL PROBABLY TAKE BENTLEY--  WHO IS A BIT ON THE BIAS BECAUSE OF THE GIRLS IN HEAT-- SO WE WILL HAVE TO WATCH HIM CLOSELY...  OPAL IS TOO GOOFY... BAILEY IS GETTING UP THERE...  SO I AM A LITTLE SHORT ON TRAINED DOGS...
GOT TO WORK ON THE FRECKLE BUTT SISTERS--- 

i DID NOT HOOK THEM TOGETHER BECAUSE ONE OF THE HARNESS WAS REALLY TOO TIGHT  FOR THAT NONSENSE...    I USED TO HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF 2 OF EVERY SIZE--   BUT WE ARE DOWN TO ONE SIZE 3..

 SO I ORDERED A PURPLE PAIR  --  AS A HORSE HALTER--- THEY ARE NOT EXPENSIVE  ---$11 EACH.  I DO HAVE A DOG CART I NEVER GOT BOBBY TO PULL...  

 A DOG WILL PANIC AND RUN  WHEN SOMETHING DRAGS BEHIND THEM-- AND GETTING THEM OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK OF HAVING SOMETHING BEHIND THEM TAKES A FEW WILD SESSIONS..  BUT  DOGS WILL GET USED TO IT.

 HORSES NEVER GET OVER IT--- IT IS WHY YOU WILL NOT SEE HORSES BEING DRIVEN WITHOUT BLINDERS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT A CARRIAGE IS FOLLOWING THEM...MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED BY TRYING TO DRIVE A HORSE WITHOUT BLINDERS

THIS IS DIFFERENT WITH DONKEYS--   THEY LIKE TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND THEM--  I DROVE THE 8  HITCH FOR YEARS WITHOUT BLINDERS...

LESSON OF THE DAY... THIS IS THE REASON I WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF A  HORSE AS A SERVICE ANIMAL--  THEY HAVE A FEAR AND RUN INSTINCT THAT SHOWS UP AT AWKWARD TIMES.. 

A DONKEY'S RESPONSE TO FEAR IS TO STAND STILL-- THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SOMETIMES CALLED STUBBORN WHEN IN FACT THEY  ARE AFRAID OF SOME UNKNOWN-- LIKE A PUDDLE...  OR IN MY CASE OF DRIVING THE 8 IN THE BIG HOTELS IN BOSTON, A CHANGE IN THE PATTERN IN THE CARPET.....  OR... IN A PARADE THE SHADOW OF THE ELECTRIC WIRES WERE A PROBLEM FOR A WHILE.

 AT LEAST THEIR RESPONSE OF STANDING UNTIL THEY ARE SURE OF THE FOOTING IS SOMETHING  WITH WHICH A PERSON WITH A HANDICAP COULD  DEAL..

IF A PERSON WANTED TO WALK THE APPALATIAN TRAIL,,   A DONKEY-- MINI OR FULL.. WOULD BE A PERFECT CHOICE AS A SERVICE ANIMAL. 

THE MINI HORSE PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE MY OPINION...

AND SO IT GOES 



3 comments:

  1. CARLENE - I AM A COURT STENOGRAPHER AND TAKE TESTIMONY MOST DAYS OF THE YEAR. THE ONE THING I REALLY WANT TO SCREAM AT PEOPLE IS - JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! IF PEOPLE WOULD LISTEN TO THE QUESTION AN ANSWER IT, TRIAL WOULDN'T TAKE SO LONG - AND WE'D ALL BE A LESS CONFUSED AND A LOT HAPPIER!!

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  2. I can't believe the Kiwanis are that cheap that they won't provide a second lunch. Sheesh.

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  3. ight agree. ,they should take a lesson or two from Carlene and all the people that help her..the price of lunch? Hope they all listen to Carlene and learn something

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