Friday, January 24, 2014

JAN 24,2014

30 DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER WHICH MEANS JAN UARY HAS 31---SOOOOO TODAY -- THE 24TH MEANS WE HAVE 621 BRICKS TO SELL IN THE NEXT WEEK...

COME ON....YOU ALL CAN DO IT.

IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THAT IN ADDITION TO THE GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNER....ALL OWNERS OF THE NUMBERS INVOLVED IN THE SHAT RECEIVE MEMBERSHIP IN THE 
SHATUPON SOCIETY OF IPSWICH

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THE  SOPHISTICATED JUDGING THAT GOES ON TO DETERMINE THE  PRIMARY SHATTED  UPON NUMBER...

IN PREPARATION WE LINE UP 4 OF THE 3 OZ PAPER CUPS--- THEN WITH A VERY DELICATE BALANCE SCALE WE FILL THE  CUPS WITH TOILET PAPER TIL THEY ARE ALL IDENTICAL - BY BALANCE--  

IF THE HEN SHOULD SHAT IN THE CORNER OF A SQUARE WE WOULD NEED ALL 4..... IF TEH HEN HITS A LINE, WE THEN TAKE PUTTY KNIVES  AND DIVIDE THE PRODUCE ALONG THE LINES-- THEN MOP WITH THE TOILET PAPER SO EVERY DROP IS INCLUDED IN THE WEIGH OUT... EVEN WIPING THE PUTTY  KNIFE ....  .
A FEW TIMES IT HAS BEEN CLOSE.
THE ENTIRE CROWD SUPERVISES  THE DECISION...
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ON ANOTHER TOPIC...
I HAVE HAD A COMPLAINT ABOUT THE PRINT BEING TOO SMALL..  I  AM NOT SURE WHY-IT LOOKS BIG ENOUGH WHEN I TYPE- SO I WILL TRY THIS...
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BETWEEN THE APPLE /MAC----THE    HP PRINTER -- THE NEW QUICKEN  PROGRAM..  THIS  PROMISES TO BE A DIFFICULT TIME TIL I GET THE "BOOKS" READY TO DO THE  NEW 990--  WE USED TO DO THE 990 EZ--- BUT SINCE THE CAMERA CROWD.. WE NOW HAVE TO DO THE 990FU-- ( MY NAME FOR IT) AND FURTHERMORE TWO OF THE ACCOUNTING FIRMS I HAVE TALKED TO THAT CAN DO A 501 C 3 CHARITY AUDIT.... WANT AN INCREDIBLE AMT OF MONEY TO DO THE   AUDIT-- WHICH IN OUR CASE IS NOT  A COMPLICATED DEAL... PEOPLE SEND US DONATIONS, WE PUT IT IN THE BANK, AND WE SPEND IT.  CASE CLOSED...  NO LOANS.. NO LONG TERM OBLIGATIONS... NO NUTTIN.
SIMPLE QUICKEN REPORT.
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EXCEPT THE 990 HAS MANY QUESTIONS .. MY FAVORITE... ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER RUN A TANNING SALON??? DON'T LAUGH... I THINK IT IS QUESTION 14 ON ONE OF THOSE 990 SECTIONS.
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THE BIGGEST PART OF THE 990 HAS BEEN THE PUBLIC SUPPORT SECTION.. IT HAS TO BE OVER 33% OF PUBLIC SUPPORT  ( WITHIN 5 YEARS?)TO  CONTINUE TO BE  A 501 C 3.. CHARITY 

FIRST COUPLE YEARS IT WAS ME... AND I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING ABOVE THAT 33% 
NOW I AM HAPPY TO REPORT -- LAST YEAR  2012 WE WERE 67%

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE MATH TYPES... IT GOES LIKE THIS ( I THINK)
TAKE YOUR TOTAL INCOME  TIMES 2%   THEN COLLECT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONATED MORE THAN THAT NUMBER-- 

THEN ADD UP ALL THEIR DONATIONS  AND SUBTRACT FROM YOUR TOTAL INCOME
THAT GIVE YOU THE "PUBLIC SUPPORT"  INCOME  
THEN DETERMINE WHAT % THAT IS OF THE WHOLE INCOME...  AND THAT IS  YOUR MAJIC PERCENT...

PURPOSE OF THAT IS SO THE IRS CAN DETERMINE IF YOU ARE  EALLY INVOLVED WITH THE PUBLIC-- OR ARE Y OU JUST TRYING TO DEDUCT A HOBBY WITH A FEW OF YOUR FRIENDS.  

AND THE Y  DO ASK JUST WHO  DID YOU BENEFIT??

IT DOES MAKE SENSE.
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NEXT TIME THE CAMERA GOES OFF HAVE A LOOK AT THE 990 SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT WE ARE GOING THRU...
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WE ARE ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN  OUR OVERHEAD IS MINIMAL.  
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AND I AM HOPING FEDEX BRINGS ME A BUNCH OF NEW CAMERA EQIUPMENT  -- IN THEORY WE SHOULD GET THE SOUND GOING IN THIS GO ROUND.

HOW IS THAT FOR PRINT?????

10 comments:

  1. READERS: YOU CAN MAKE THE PRINT LARGER BY HOLDING DOWN THE CONTROL KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND PRESSING THE PLUS (+) SIGN. TO MAKE THE PRINT SMALLER, HOLD DOWN THE CONTROL KEY AND PRESS THE MINUS (-) SIGN.

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    1. AND IF YOU WANT TO GET IT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL SIZE, HOLD DOWN THE CONTROL KEY AND PRESS THE ZERO (0) KEY.

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  2. So much better, thank you.
    On my iPhone or iPad I can't make it larger. And I can't make it larger by trying to stretch the page in the DD, it want work. The print this size is east to read.

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  3. LOVE THE NEW PRINT, CARLENE. I'M THINKING THE ONLY TANNING AT SDP IS WHEN EVERYONE CAN BE OUT IN THE SUN :-)

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