Sunday, January 5, 2014

jan 5, 2014
there will come the day when i write a daily doggie which is the exact duplicate of the previous day-- ....such is the mind Of the aging...
i can not remember if i wrote about janine's business plan for sdp- basicaslly FILMING  more training---  sounds simple except you need cameras in the right place for that...-- like-- since the snow.. the arena is very active -- for both the dogs and the donkeys to get  out and move around...  WE MIGHT BE ABLE O MOVE THE T TENT  CAMERA TO THE WARM ROOM AREA-- WE HAVE MORE CABLE

plus the fact that most training is done off site--- and if here.. just a few minutes here and there... like i just fooled with riot -- trying to teach her to come to  a hand movement  that boo doesn't notice-- is similar to calling boo which riot does not respond to.... 
riot is hard to figure-- when annie just opened th e front door, she turned to look immediately-- before any cold air could clue her. 

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TODAY IS SH#TTING SUDAY-- AND DREADFULLY COLD... 

HOW COLD IS IT???  THE HAIR DRYER IS PLUGGED IN AND READY TO BE SHOVED DOWN SOMEONE'S NECK TO WARM THJE ENTIRE PERSON VERY QUICKLY....

LAST NIGHT WE   STEVE AND PAUL   GOT THE  SH#TTING VINYL OUT OF THE ARENA AND PUT IT IN THE GUEST HOUSE TO WARM UP...-- SO WE COULD UNWIND IT WITHOUT IT CRACKING...   IT WAS AGAIN SOLD OUT... 

I DID GET THE CHECK FROM THEM  IN THE MAIL-- WITH MY BROKEN SIGN LANGUAGE I TRIED TO TELL THE VIEWERS THAT IT WAS A CHECK FROM THE CHICKEN SH#T WEB SITE ..

SH#T BEING ONE OF THE FEW SIGNS OF WHICH I AM SURE.

AND THEN WE GOT A BIG BOX--- THE ENVELOPE AT THE TOP SAID THERE WERE TWO CHECKS..  I SAW ONE-- AND THE REST OF THE BOX WAS FILLED WITH POOPER SCOOPERS-- SO WE FIGURED THE OTHER CHECK WAS AT THE OTHER END OF THIS GOOD SIZE BOX-- AND STARTED UNLOADING THEM INTO A POSTAL CONTAINER.. IT WAS A BIIIIIG BOX....  WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM AND FOUND NO CHECK..... THE PHONE RANG - A VERY PLEASENT WOMAN CHUCKLED AND SAID "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE SECOND CHECK"    WHICH WE WERE...  SHE SAID  BOTH CHECKS WERE IN THE SAME ENVELOPE--  AND TEHY WERE== STUCK TOGETHER..  LEAVING  US LAUGHING AS WE STRUGGLED TO REPACK ALL THOSE POOPER SCOOPERS BACK IN THE BOX AS WELL AS THEY HAD DONE...
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I AM HAPPY TO REPORT PEOPLE ARE STILL ORDERING THE BOOK AND CALENDAR ( AND MONKEY FISTS) EVEN AFTER CHRISTMAS...

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PROJECT OF THE DAY-- ONCE AGAIN IS TO DESIGN A BRA FOR CHAOS-- YESTERDAY'S PILLOW CASE WAS A FAILURE-- IT  DID NOT BEGIN TO GO AROUND HER--- SHE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO OVERWEIGHT.---  WE CAN TRY AGAIN TODAY WITH A BED SHEET.

SHE SPENT THE NIGHT  IN THE "DOG DORM (BACK ROOM OF THE HOUSE OFF THE DECK)  NOT HER FAVORITE PLACE TO BE.. I HAVE LERNED.. HER SIGNATURE BARK IS THREE-- 2 AND THEN A SLIGHT PAUSE THEN THE 3RD.  

SHE WAS NOT HAPPY TO BE BACK THERE...  BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP THE PUPS FROM GRABBING AT HER--  IT HURTS ME TO THINK OF THOSE TEETH...  AND THEY ARE TEETH....

1 comment:

  1. Maybe Spanxs would work for Chaos? Something that will keep her covered and not fall off?

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