Wednesday, January 8, 2014

JAN 8,2014
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF YOU DREAM TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP...
I DO DREAM AND IN COLOR...  BUT LAST NIGHT WAS DIFFERENT...  MAYBE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE  TUESDAY NIGHT WIERD MAIL CALL..

IT WAS AN  ALIEN INVASION THING WHERE I HAD 24 HOURS TO PICK THE THINGS I WANTED TO TAKE WITH ME--- AND I HAD TO BE ABLE TO CARRY THEM IN THE TRAY OF A TOOL BOX... THEN I GOT ALL TANGLED WITH  TRYING TO TAKE 2 SETS OF CLOTHING BY JUST WEARING BOTH SETS - AND I COULDN'T FIND A  SECOND SHIRT.

YOU WANT TO ANALYZE THAT ????

IT MUST HAVE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MAIL CALL  WHERE WE ALL HAD ON  A REPLICA OF CHAOS'  BRA--- INCLUDING DAVID 1... IN A RED WIG...

EVERYTHING WENT WELL UNTIL I PICKED UP A BOX  WHICH HIT ME IN THE MIDRIFT AND SET OFF MY "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" BUTTON  WHICH STARTED TO CALL EMERGENCY  BEFORE WE GOT UNTANGLED ENOUGH TO STOP IT.

IT WAS REPORTED WE HAD OVER 1200 VIEWERS-- IT IS NUTS... WHO'D A THUNK IT.AND IN THE MIDST OF IT ALL-- BOO AND RIOT RIPPED AND TORE AT THE PACKING MATERIAL -- MAKING A WHALE OF A MESS-- BUT IT WAS ENTERTAINING AND PEOPLE WERE AMAZED HOW THE HATS DON'T SEEM TO BOTHER THEM AT ALL.

THE OTHER NOTABLE DETAIL WAS HOW POPULAR THE RED WIG WAS ON DAVID...  THAT GOT MANY COMMENTS  ...

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SO BACK TO REALITY..
THE  "HOLE " ON BAILEY'S REAR WAS DISCUSSED-- SHE AHS SOME WIERD THING-- CAN'T SAY I HAVE SEEN THE LIKES OF IT BEFORE--- SO MEGAN   WITH THE HELP OF 3 OTHER P[EOPLE   AND THE HUGE POLICE FLASHLIGHT   TRIMMED THE HAIR AWAY SO WE COULD REALLY CLEAN UP THE OOOZE.  THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO DO--- CLIP BACK THE HAIR SO IT DOES NOT COLLECT THE OOOZE-- WHICH IS PERFECT CULTURE MEDIA FOR BACTERIA,  SMALL TWIGS , LEAVES AND A FEW OTHER THINGS.

BECAUSE WE WERE GOING AT IT WITH SCISSORS THAT HAD 1/2 INCH CUTING EDGE...
 I RE -THOUGHT OUR CLIPPER SITUATION--  FIRST THING GEORGE DOES IS TO GET OUT HIS SHARP-CLIPPERS AND CLIP HAIR AWAY FROM SUCH A MESS... 

I OWN CLIPPERS-- LOTS OF CLIPPERS - I HAD A HISTORY OF BUYING CLIPPERS  30 YEARS AGO   FOR SOME SPECIFIC PROJECT--   LIKE MAKING A IION  OUT OF A BLACK NEWFOUNDLAND DOG FOR SOME COMMERCIAL....THEN NOT USING THEM AGAIN FOR A WHILE   -- OR CLEANING THEM UP PROPERLY  SO I HAVE A COLLECTION OF CLIPPERS AND PIECES THERE OF .  THAT COLLECTION ( WHERE EVER IT IS) HAS PREVENTED ME FROM BUYING A NEW MODERN CLIPPER----- 

THEN I THOUGHT-- I HAVE ENTERED THE NEW AGE OF DOING THINGS SEMI CORRECTLY AND TO SEE  GEORGE'S SURGICAL BLADE ON HIS CLIPPERS-- I WAS DOWNRIGHT JEALOUS-- SO I HAVE GONE AND BOUGHT A NEW SET   WHAT IS TO ME   THE TYPICAL  OSTER  WITH A #40 BLADE  .

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED COLLEEN #1  WHO HAS A GROOMING BUSINESS.. BUT I DIDN'T..

THERE IS NOT ONLY BAILEY'S REAR... BUT FIDO'S CHEW HOLES-- HE HAS A COUPLE THAT HE CAN NOT REACH-- SO IN TYPICAL DOG FASHION, MAGNUS IS KEEPING THEM LICKED CLEAN FOR HIM.

BAILEY'S IS NOT A DOG BITE--- LOOKS LIKE A TICK BITE GONE WRONG.
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I  AM GOING TO TRY AND FOOL WITH THESE 2 WHITE PUPS EVERY MORNING  ON CAMERA ABOUT 9--- AFTER  THE PUPPY HILL CAMERA.. 

THE ARE BEGINNING TO REALIZE I AM THE SOURCE OF TREATS..  BUT IN TYPICAL FASHION  IF YOU TRY AND TEACH THEM TO TAKE SOMETHGNI N THIER MOUTHS,  YOU MUST NOT GIVE THEM TREATS TIL YOU ARE DONE-- OTHERWISE THERI MIND IS ON THE TREATS AND NOT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TEACH THEM...  I MAKE THIS MISTAKE ALL THE TIME-- I AM LEARNING---

I KNOW BETTER ---BUT GET SO EXCITED THAT THEY HAVE FINALLY DONE WHATEVER THAT I GIVE THEM A TREAT  WHICH PUTS ME BACK A GROUND ZERO....  BETTER THAT THEY GET A BIG  GOOD DOG... AND BE ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT IT...  THEN MAYBE  REDO ANOTHER TIME OR TWO AND THEN THE TREAT.... AND QUIT FOR THE DAY.

APPARENTLY ANNE IS COMING TODAY TO GET SOME PAPERWORK UNDRE CONTROL

MARK-- THAT BOOK Y OU DID OF THE VETERANS AND RECIPIENTS-- DO YOU HAVE A COPY?  AND WHO DID WE SEND THAT TO???  IT SOULDS LIKE ANN  COUDL USE  ONE.   

AND I BATTERED THIS MACHINE AND QUICKEN INTO GIVING ME NUMBERS FOR 2012 AND 2013--  I CAN OT SAY THEY ARE CORRECT-- BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE COULD PROVE THEY ARE NOT CORRECT.  SO I AM GOING WITH IT..

THIS NEW QUICKEN IS --- IN MY OPINION ---  BI-POLAR.

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