Tuesday, February 11, 2014

FEB 11,2014
 I AM A LITTLE LATE GETTING STARTED AT THE DD.  I GOT TO READING HOW TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB--  THERE WERE 2 PAGES OF INSTRUCTIONS ALL ENCASED IN THAT MISERABLY HARD PLASTIC--  I WAS AFRAID I HAD BEEN DOING IT WRONG FOR 76 YEARS..  ASIDE FROM ALL THE NORMAL WARNINGS ABOUT ELECTRICITY AND STICKING YOU FINGER IN THE SOCKET... THERE WAS OTHER INFORMATION--  THIS LIGHTBULB WAS GUARENTEED TO LAST UP TO 7.3 YEARS AT 3 HOURS PER DAY...
WHOA !   STOP RIGHT THERE--- HAVE  A COUPLE PROBLEMS.. THE MOST FLAGRANT IS THE SMALL PRINT " UP TO"  HIDING THERE IN THE MIDST  OF THE LARGE PRINT 7.3 YEARS COSTING $1.37 PER YEAR TO RUN.
SO IF THE THING BLOWS OUT AFTER 10 MINUTES  THAT  IS WITHIN THE GUARANTEED   "UP TO " 7.3 YEARS .
THEN THE $1.37  IS THAT AT 3 HOURS PER DAY?  
EVEN MORE WORRISOME.. HAS SOMEONE STUDDIED MY MIND AND DISCOVERED THAT AFTER A VERY SHORT TIME I WILL NOT KNOW WHERE I BROUGHT THIS LIGHTBULB-- NO WOLD I HAVE THE "ORIGIONAL SALES  RECIEPT.
YOU THINK I KEEP TOO MUCH STUFF NOW.. CAN YOU IMAGING WHAT THIS PLACE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I KEPT ALL THE SALES SLIPS FOR EVERYTHING GUARENTEE TO  WORK OR MY MONEY BACK....

WHICH REMINDS ME  OF THE BULLSEYE PEE PADS... I CALLED THEM UP TO COMPLAIN THAT THEY WERE NOT WORKNG... AND THIS VERY NICE MAN WHO WAS FLUENT IN CHINESE  TOLD ME THEY WERE VERY SORRY AND WOULD SEND ME MORE WHICH WOULD SURELY WORK VERY WELL..
WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEM YET..
ACTUALLY THIS RECEIPT IS ONE THING I HAVE KEPT-- IT IS TAPED TO THIS MONITOR...

I KNEW THOSE  BULLSEYE PADS WERE DESTINED TO FAIL-- FOR PURE GEOMETRY--  IF THE PUP IS GUARENTEED TO HIT THE MARK YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE 2 VARIETIES    BOY PUPPIES AND GIRL PUPPIES.

IS THERE NO OTHER PERSON  IN THE WORLD WHO KEEPS TRACK  OF THESE COMPANIES?  OR POLITICAL PARTIES??

"  THE  RATE OF INCREASE  IN THE JOB MARKET  IS DOWN AGAIN THIS  MONTH"  

NORMAL PEOPLE-- OF WHICH I ASSUME SOME OF  MY FAMILY ARE...HEAR THE WORDS JOB AND DOWN.    WHEN IT ACTUALLY MEANS  THINGS LIKE UP SLOWER..

GOT TO PAY ATTENTION  TO LITTLE DETAILS-- OR JUST PAY NO ATTENTION - FREE THINKER STYLE - BUT DON'T BELIEVE WHAT  ANYONE TELLS YOU IF THEY USE WORD LIKE THOSE.

THOSE ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY "IT MUST BE TRUE I READ IT ON THE   INTERNET." 

WHICH REMINDS ME...  TRUE STORY------I HAD A PHONE CALL YESTERDAY-- A WOMAN FROM OHIO WANTED LAUREN'S ADDRESS  BECAUSE SHE HAD SOME OIL WHICH WOULD CURE LAUREN   BALANCE BECUSE IT HAD CURED HER NEIGHBOR'S CAT.

SO THERE.  LIKE JANINE'S BOOK SAYS YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

NOW. PHONE CALL .. TRACY IS OUT... SO IS MARIA... SO IS ALLISON.. I JUST TEXT'D MEGAN  ASKING HOW HER BODY WAS FUNCTIONING TODAY.. AND STEVE WHO IS AN HOUR AWAY ASKING IF HE WANTS  TO COME BACK TODAY..

 I WILL GIVE DAVID 1 A HEADS UP TOO ..  BUD 2 IS IN THE GUEST HOUSE ..  SOMEHOW  IF JUST MEGAN ARRIVES WE SHOULD BE OK... SHE  COULD USE ALL THE VOLUNTEERS WE CAN SCROUNGE UP....
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AND THIS APPEARED IN OUR  EXPLORE COMMENTS--  WITH THE REQUEST THAT I PUT IT IN TH DD.     


To ALL the Gentlemen of SDP; WE LOVE YOU!
Though we may get a little googly sometimes, it is simply because we are in awe of all you do. You tax your backs and flex your muscles for us, then graciously allow us to peer upon your blessed ‘softer sides’. For this and all you do for us we are humbly forever grateful. You have warmed our hearts and tingled our souls, while renewing our faith in ‘man’kind and restoring our hopes for the future of humanity! For anyone who has ever lifted a hammer, carried a board or petted a pup, we love you, for both your strengths and 'weaknesses'. You are all truly Millennial Men, go forth and prosper!
So for all you wonderful Gentlemen of SDP I state simply, THANK YOU, and will you be my Valentine?? ♥ ♥ ♥

HOW CAN I SAY ANYTHING AFTER THAT ? 

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