Friday, February 14, 2014

FEB 14,2014

HAPPY COOKIE EATING DAY--
THERE IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH INFORMATION IN THE WORLD WHERE THE LACK OF THE KNOWLEDGE CAN REALLY SCREW UP YOUR DAY.  TRYING TO DO OUR BLESSED 990 WITH IT'S NASTY QUESTION  (#14)  ABOUT US  RUNNING A SECRET TANNING SALON. IT TOOK ME HALF THE DAY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO 3 PLUS  8 MINUS 2

THE MINUS SIGN DID NOT WORK-
THERESA FOUND OUT THAT IF SHE TYPED IN THE LOCATIONS ON THE SPREAD SHEET IT WORKED ---WHICH MEANT S:24+Q14-B12  WOULD PRINT THE ANSWER IN L45.  ON THE NEXT PAGE.
ALONG ABOUT NOON I REMEMBERED SEEING FINANCIAL REPORTS WITH  (  )  SIGNS  AND TRIED IT... BINGO  THAT IS WHAT YOU DO TO SUBTRACT....

WHO KNEW...?

WELL YESTERDAY ON THE COMMENT SECTION THERE WAS MUCH DISCUSSION  ABOUT BLUE CIRCLES AND   "TRY BEST" - I DID NOT HAVE A CLUE ----IF I GET A BLUE CIRCLE ON THE EXPLORE CAMERAS-- I GO EAT COOKIES TIL IT GOES AWAY-
I DO ALOT OF COOKIE EATING...
THEN TRACY CAME ALONG AND SHOWED ME THE  STUFF IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAMER VIEW.... WHERE IT USUALLY SAYS "LIVE"  (OR OFF LINE)    THERE ARE A COUPLE NUMBERS THERE WHERE IF YOU CLICK ON THEM YOU GET
THE CHOICE OF 3 DIFFERENT NUMBERS   LIKE 480  OR "BEST" ----CLICKING ON BEST GOT RID OF MY BLUE CIRCLE-- I DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT... IF BEST IS BEST... THEN THE OTHERS ARE WORST???  WHY WOULD I CHOSE WORST?

MINE IS NOT TO QUESTION WHY...

I HAVE GOT TO FORGET TRYNG TO UNDERSTAND THIS MACHINE.. IT IS TOO COMPLEX.

THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF COMPUTER PEOPLE NOW... ONES WHO DARE TO TRY CLICKING ON STRANGE  THINGS-- AND THOSE WHO HAVE A VERY NARROW WAY TO MAKE IT FUNCTION AND DO NOT DARE TO TRY CLICKING ON ANYTHING

I WAS AN EXPERT BACK WHEN EVERYTHING WAS LITERALLY  IN BLACK AND WHITE AND COMPUTERS DID WHAT THEY WERE TOLD TO DO.-( AND THEY WERE THE SIZE OF A SMALL HOUSE.....- AND YOU WORE SLIPPERS AND  A HAIR NET.AND CARRIED PUNCH CARDS)
MEGAN IS ONE OF THOSE GENIUS TYPES.. SHE LITERALLY CARRIES HER BRAIN IN HER POCKET. 
 YESTERDAY SHE STOPPED BY AND GAVE  ME  INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO FACEBOOK MOSTLY BECAUSE SHELIA IS WANDERING HER WAY THRU THE RESTAURANTS OF AMERICA AND REPORTING WHILE LOOKING FOR THE IDEAL LUNCH COUNTER WHICH SERVES HER FAVORITE ..... BACON AND BUTTER SANDWICHES.

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I WISH  I HAD DOG REPORTS TO GIVE YOU ALL--- WE LET SEVERAL GO HOME LATELY--  I HAVE NOT HEARD-- MAYBE MEGAN HAS...  PAM IS GOOD AOBUT THE 2 PUPS-- THEY ARE DOING WELL--  BUT I WOULD LIKE A HAVOC REPORT AS A FF--- AND A ONE FROM EBONY WHO IS NOW PARTNERED WITH A VETERAN WHO LOST HIS DOG DUE TO AGE MOSTLY...

COME ON GUYS... THESE DOGS ARE THE VOLUNTEERS CHILDREN  AND WE NEED REPORTS ABOUT THEIR NEW LIVES.....

 I SAID I WOULD GO OUT AT 6AM AND RIDE AROUND IN THE TRACOR AND SEE WHAT'S WHAT

LIKE TAKE A FOOT OF SNOW--- RAIN ON IT... THEN CHILL OUT-- COULD BE A MESS.
 
ALSO  I  FUNNY LOOKINGORDERED A PLOW FOR THE TRACTOR-- I NEVER SAW ONE LIKE THIS BEFORE... A V PLOW THT COULD  BE REVEARSED TO A STRANGE PUSH=NEARLY BUCKET TYPE.. IT IS ON MBTRACTOR.COM   SNOW PLOW VIDEO.. FUNNY LOOKING  BUT SEEMS TO WORK...

2 comments:

  1. If you put an equal sign in the cell before 3+8-2 it will work.

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  2. I used to carry those punch cards around too. Might have been good as poo pickers. HaHa.

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