Saturday, March 22, 2014

AND THEY SAY --- THOSE GOOD OLD "THEY'S"   THAT WE HAVE A BLIZZARD COMING TUES/WEDNESDAY??????
I HAVE BEEN AROUND NEW ENGLAND LONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE  YOU ARE NOT GUARENTEED SNOW FREE TIL JULY.

WHICH REMINDS ME...,  ALL CHILDREN UNDER 13 SKIP TO  PAGE 2

THERE WAS A BLIZZARD WAY BACK WHEN I WAS IN THE MAGAZINE BUSINESS-- THE "WANT AD" --- SO ---MY USUAL DELIVERY PERSON COULD NOT GET OUT TO DELIVER-- THAT MEANT I HAD TO.. SO I WANDERED AROUJND THE VARIETY STORS OF LOWELL AND GOT  TO ONE WHICH WAS FULL OF KIDS  WHO WERE OUT BUYING CANDY  IN THIEIR NEIGHBORHOOD STORE   --BECAUSE SCHOOL WAS CALLED OFF-- 

AS  I STOOD IN LINE WITH MY INVOICE FOR BOOKS SOLD, I NOTICED HOW NICE THE GUY WAS... SO  WHEN IT WAS MY TURN AT THE CASH REGISTER , I SAID "YOU ARE AWFULLY NICE TO THESE KIDS"  AND 
HE RETURNED  " WHY SHOULDN'T I BE.... MAYBE HALF OF THEM ARE MINE"

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THERE WAS ANOTHER  GOOD STORY FROM LOWELL--- AGAIN IN LINE  THIS TIME WITH A BUNCH OF FACTORY WORKERS BUYING THE NEWSPAPER BEFOR GOING HOME...  THE GUY AT THE CASH REGISTER WAS DECIDEDLY CHALLANGED MENTALLY--- AND THE CASH DRAWER HUNG OPEN SO PEOPLE WERE HELPING THEMSELVES..ALL  VERY ORGANIZED-- TIL THE GUY BEHIND ME  GRABBED A GUY THAT WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE- HE HAD  HIM DOWN BY THE THROAT AND SAID " IN THIS STORE YOU TAKE THE RIGHT CHANGE"..

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SO TODAY...... I AM LATE GETTIG STARTED--- IT IS ALL EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT-- I STAGGERED OUT OF MY BEDROOM TO FIND A BIG PARTY GOING ON IN THE ???OFIICE???
AND MUCH TALK OF A FOOT OF SNOW ON WEDNESDAY.

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ISN'T NOEL DUE THURSDAY/FRIDAY???

I REMEMBER TELLING MEG SHE PROBABLY SHOULD BE HERE STARTING MONDAY..  SHE IS NOT HUGE-- BUT SHE WAS NOT LAST TIME EITHER  WHEN SHE TECHNICALLY HAD 5 PUPS-- 3 SURVIVED..  SHE HAD TH E FIRST IN THE VAN COMING BACK FROM GEORGE'S BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS PREGO AT ALL-- THIS TIME SHE HAD AT LEAST 3 PUPS WHEN HE DID THE ULTRASOUND.
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EARLENE HAS HER  BIRTHING SWEATER WASHED AND READY I AM TOLD.
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BEFORE ANYONG COMES DOWN ON THE  MATHMATICAL LIBERTIES I TOOK AS THE NUTTY PROFESSOR.. I WAS ONLY TRYNG TO DEMO THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BALANCE SCALE AND A MATH EQUATION
AND WAS DOING REALLY WELL TIL I THREW IN THE MONETARY ELEMENT
GRANTED A POUND OF  HERSHEY'S KISSES IS WORTH CONSIDERABLY LESS THAN A POUND OF DIAMONDS..  EVEN IF WEIGHT WISE THEY ARE EQUAL.

 THEN WE ALL ATE THE DEMO OF GUMMY WORMS AND GOOD AND PLENTY'S

AND BEGAN TO COLLECT THE PACKAGES WITH THE BATTERIES... OFF SCREEN SO NO ONE COULD WATCH AND COUNT.

AND I MADE 2 PHONE CALLS SUCESSFULLY-- ALTHO O  FORGOT TO PUT ON THE SPEAKER PHONE FOR ONE.

THERE ARE SOOOO MANY  THINGS TO REMEMBER...( ANTHONY NEWALLY- ROAR OF THE GREASPAIN.T.. SMELL OF THE CROWD)

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WHICH REMINDS ME...
WHEN I BOUGHT THE CAR - IT IMMEDIATELY PLAYED AUNTIE MAME--  WHICH I ENJOYED... I DIDN'T KNOW WHY-- BUT I LIKED THE MUSIC--  THEN YESTERDAY-- THE PHONE RANG- AND I POKED MY STEERING WHEEL AS I HAD BEEN TOLD TO DO-- NOW AUNTIE MAME IS GONE- AND I ONLY GFET REQUESTS TO PLAY SCRABBLE WHILE THE STOCK MARKET RIBBON FLOATS ACROSS THE BOTTOM.

THERESA DID SOMETHING TO FIX IT...
NOW I HAVE TO PUT IN A PASSWORD AS SOON AS I PICK IT UP-- AT WHICH POINT IT TAKES A PICTURE OF MY KNEE.
THIS IS PROGRESS.

I REALLY RESENT MY CAR TAKING DIRECTIONS FROM MY PHONE-- WHICH FOR YEARS HAS BEEN A KNOWN SCREW UP.
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SO THAT IS TODAY---FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO AUNTIE MAME

1 comment:

  1. CARLENE, YOU ARE THE GREATEST STORY TELLER!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! ; )

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