Sunday, April 6, 2014

APR 6 2014
NOEL IS ACTING BETTER  .. SHE SEEMS STUCK IN THE PRE-BIRTH WRECK AND TEAR  THE NEST... JUST CAME BACK IN IN A HURRY TO FIND THE PUPS AND IMMEDIATELY DUG UP ALL THE FLUFFIES..

BUT SHE IS ACTING BETTER... STILL NEEDS SPECIAL ATTENTION.. HAND FED SLICED BEEF/ CUBED CHICKEN OFF THE BONE... THINGS LIKE THAT   AND GOATS MILK.

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STEWING WILL BE FINALLY OUTSIDE TODAY-- ALL VISITORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO BRING RAKES  OR MAKE SOME EFFORT TO GET THIS PLACE SPRUCED UP... THERE ARE SMALL BITS OF SHINEY STUFF THAT BLEW OFF THE USED CAR LOT FLAGS---  THERE IS ALOT OF BEND AND STRETCH TO GET THAT CLEANED UP..

ALOT--?MOST?  OF THE WINTER POO HAS BEEN PICKED-- BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE "WINTER PRODUCED POO" TIL JUNE.---

AND THE SH#TTING WILL TAKE PLACE AT 3:00-- PROBABLY  BY THE PUPPY HILL CAMERA-- AND WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS  IPSWICH SHATUPON SOCIETY...

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 TODAYS BRILLIANT CONCEPT...
NOW IT IS  ABOUT THE WATER CONSUMPTION HERE---  THE LAUNDRY HAS FORCED US TO PUT IN 2 MAMOUTH DRY WELLS TO DEAL WITH THE LANDRY ALONE....
AND THEN I THOUGHT... 50 OR SO WATER BUCKETS FILLED 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY-- AND RARELY EMPTIED-- SO WE ARE DUMPING 50 TIMES   1/2 BUCKET 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY

AND THE DOGS ONLY DRING THE TOP 1/2-- AND WE DUMP THE BOTTOM 1/2   - WELLLLLLL HOW ABOUT FILLING THEM 1/2 TO 3/4 FULL INSTEAD OF FILLNG THEM--

DUUUUHHHHHH
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I HAVE PACKED UP ALL MY NUTTY PROFESSOR STONEHEDGE WOOD TO SEND  TO DAWN'S CLASS.  SEEMS A SHAME TO USE IT AS FIREWOOD. SOMEBODY MUST HAVE AN ADDDRESS SOMEWHERE... IT IS BOXED...

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR EQUIPMENT WILL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS CARLENE'S MENTAL BLOCKS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP UP WITH THE EPISODES ON FRIDAYS.... I SUPPOSE AS LONG AS THERE IS NO PRESSURE TO NOT FAIL... IT COULD GO ON LONGER...

IT IS THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION THAT IS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME..

TOO COMPLICATED... TOO EXPENSIVE... TOO TIME CONSUMING...AND ALOT OF OTHER TOO'S
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO BAILEY... SHE IS DOING FANTASTIC--- STRIDING AROUND THE PROPERTY WITH HER  USUAL AUTHORITY -----EVEN GOT IN MY CAR..

I TOLD GEORGE I WOULD BRING HER DOWN, BUT COULD NOT BRING HER ONTO\  HIS SLIPPERY FLOORS.... HE MADE A COMENT ABOUT HER NOT BEING RIGHT..  BUT SHE CAN EASILY DO THE HOT TOP IN HIS PARKING LOT.

SHE IS NOT "RIGHT"   ... BUT SHE IS DARN GOOD
 THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION IN HER CASE COULD BE DEVASTATING...
SHE IS HAPPY , SHE IS COMFORTABLE, SHE IS EVEN SILLY RUNNING AROUND WITH THE BASKET A SECOND TIME LOOKING FOR A SECOND TREAT...
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PERSUIT OF PERFECTION--- I HATE TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE.... BUT MAYBE SHELIA HAS FOUND A GOOD HOUSE.
THE BEST FEATURE IS.. IT IS EMPTY...COMPLETELY EMPTY... AND BIG

BRIAN ( SHELIA'S HUSBAND) WAS HERE LAST NIGHT-- AND HE HAD QUITE A TIRADE  ON THE TOPIC OF CHURCH PEWS... APPARENTLY 25 YEARS AGO THE LOCAL CHURCH HAD A FUNDRAISER OF SELLING THE OLD PEWS IN ORDER TO REMODEL--- AND THE CRANNEYS BOUGHT 2-- THESE WERE 15 FEET LONG--- HE MOVED THEM INTO THE CELLAR OF THEIR  HOME IN DANVERS--- THEN THEY MOVED THEM INTO THE CELLAR OF THEIR HOME IN NEW HAMPSHIRE..  THE PEWS HAVE NOW BEEN MOVED TO THE GARAGE AWAITING THE PURCHASE OF A HOME WITH ENOUGH STORAGE TO AGAIN   MOVE AND STORE 2  15 FOOT LONG CHURCH PEWS.  FOR SOME REASON  HE DID NOT THINK IT A LOGICAL MOVE.

AND I STARTED  THINKING.... "WHERE COULD I USE 2 15' LONG CHURCH PEWS?" ...


HOW LONG ARE UHAUL BOX TRUCKS?????

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  2. OH BOY I SO AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PERFECTION. AS OUR DOGS & CATS GET OLDER, THEIR "NORMAL" CHANGES. DIFFERENT MOBILITY. DIFFERENT ILLNESSES. BUT AS LONG AS THEY'RE HAPPY, EAT & POOP WHO CARES IF THEY'RE NOT PERFECT? IT APPLIES TO PEOPLE TOO LOL. SAVE US FROM PERFECTION :)

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