Wednesday, April 23, 2014

APRIL 23 2014
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WRITTEN
"I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SENT IT BUT....."
TOO MANY-- AN D IT IS NOT DUE TO ANY LACK OF INTENT...-- IT IS MY MIND-- WHICH IS -I WAS GOING TO  SAY "IS  SLOWLY.."---..  BUT RApidly.... is more to the point of how fast i CAN NOT REMEMBER...

I DO REMEMBER MANY   YEARS AGO  SOME DOCTOR SAID TO ME  "TREE, BRIDGE, CAN"-- I ASKED WHAT? AND HE KICKED IT ASIDE AS SOMETHING ON THE FORM HE WAS READING... THEN ABOUT 2 MINUTES  LATER , HE ASKED ME WHAT THOSE WORDS WERE-- AND I DIDIN'T HAVE A CLUE. ----AT WHICH TIME HE 
WROTE SOMETHING IN MY CHART

WELL IT IS WORSE NOW-- I WOULD NOT NOW BE ABLE TO REMEMBER HE EVEN ASKED ME 3 WORDS...LET ALONE WHAT THEY WERE...
SO REMEMBERING TO THANK THOSE PEOPLE WHO'S NAMES,EMAILS AND ADDRESSES USED TO BE ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE, I SWALLOWED LONG AGO...

 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SOMEONE FOR SENDING THE BIT ON TENNIS BALLS AND  DUST PANS.
IF I HAD KNOWN THESE THINGS 30 YEARS AGO MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER..
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?DUST PANS?  DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD SOME SIZABLE ANIMAL IN SOME BIG BOSTON  BUILDING RENOVATED INTO A PHOTO STUDIO, AND NEEDED TO GET THEM A DRINK OF WATER??? TOO MANY TO FATHOM... AND-- THE SIN KS IN THE LADIES ROOM ARE PURPOSEFULLY DESIGNED SO THTAT YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS UNDER THE SPIKET /FAUCET- BUT CAN NOT GET ANY KIND OF  DISH., COFFEE CUP  OR ANY OTHER WATER TRANSFERRING DEVICE TO FILL A BUCKET OR DOG DISH. THEY ARE  AGONIZINGLY CLOSE  BUT NEVER..... 

 TIL ONE OF YOU GENIUS' TYPES SENT ME A LINK TO GENIUS SOLUTIONS WHERE SOMEONE USED A DUST PAN TO  MOVE WATER TO  THE BUCKET..   I EVEN TRIED TO MAKE SOMETHING TO DO THAT...  I NEVER THOUGHT OF A DUST PAN TO FORM THE SLUICE   --- I EVEN TRIED SOMETHING SIMILAR TO THE NOW PATTENTED SHEEWEE... 
 BUT LETS NOT GO THERE.

AND THE OTHER THING IN THAT LINK WHICH MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE INADEQUATE  IS THE LOWLY TENNIS BALL----

 GLUE ON 2 BLACK DOTS OF SOME KIND AND SLIT A MOUTH WITH A RAZOR  AND YOU HAVE A SMILEY FACE THAT CAN BE SCREWED TO THE WALL INTO WHICH YOU CAN SHOVE ... LOTS OF THINGS LIKE CAR KEYS, WASH CLOTHS ETC......

I MUST DO THAT TODAY-- SINCE I CAN NOT REMEMBER WHERE I PUT ANYTHING IF I CAN'T SEE IT-- THIS WILL HELP WITH THAT PROBLEM..
SO OFF TO WALMART TO BUY A DOZEN TENNIS BALLS.... FOR A START.
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YESTERDAY ---I DID GET ALOT OF TOPSOIL CARRIED UP AND SOME VOLUNTEERS GOT ALOT SOME  SPREAD. SO THERE ARE PLACES I CAN SPREAD SEED..

THIS IS A TALENT I  AM VERY PROUD OF--- ALONG TIME AGO ?40 YEARS? I HAD RIDDEN MY MOTORCYCLE AND ENDED UP AT A COUNTY FAIR IN MAINE SOMEWHERE....
THEY HAD A SEED TOSSING CONTEST WITH A BUNCH OF OLD FARMER TYPE MEN--- SO I ENTERED IT ... AND WON BY TOSSING  "6 SEEDS TO THE INCH"  ON A WINDY DAY...
 
DUMB LUCK HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY STRONGEST SUIT.
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NOW IT IS ABOUT THIS CAR OF MINE---  BOY DO I WISH......  THERE WAS A WAY OF EASILY  GETTIN G INTO THE SIDE REAR VIEW MIRROR LUMP TO ADD AN EXTRA KEY.. I KNOW IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TIL I GET LOCKED OUT.  IT IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY WHEN I DO... ONLY THE SWEAR JAR WILL BENIFIT.
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BY NOON TODAY I WILL HAVE THE LIC FOR THE NEW VAN-- AND BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH TO PAINT WHAT...   I WOULD REALLY LIKE A HUGE PAW PRINT ON THE TOP... SORT OF A STATEMENT OF INDIVIDUALITY THAT IS NOT "IN  YOUR FACE" 
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AND THEN BY NOON--- THERE IS... I THINK  SOMEONE COMING WHO'S NAME I CAN NOT REMEMBER ALL I REMEMBER IS ... FROM FAR AWAY.... LIKE IDAHO.. OR SOME WHERE LIKE THAT..
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SO MY TENNIS BALL HUNTING BETTER BE OVER BY THEN
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I HEARD FOM SHELIA,  SHE HAS NOT TOTALLY GONE BERSERK- BUT IS WELL ON HER WAY--  THE MOVER COMES  FRIDAY---PAM IS OFF TO GO MEASURE OUR HORSE TRAILER..,.. 71"-- PLENTY BIG ENOUGH  -- SHELIA  HAS A 4WHEEL DRIVE "MULE" WHICH SHE  WILL PROBABLY NEED TO BE USING TIL THE LAST MINUTE-- BUT IT MIGHT FIT- AND I COULD GET IT OUT OF THERE A THE VERY LAST MINUTE..

1 comment:

  1. Love reading the DD, can't start my day without it.

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