Monday, May 12, 2014

MAY 12,2014
NEWS HEADLINES
I BELIEVE THE BANKERS ARE COMING TO REPLACE THE FENCING RAILS TODAY.
AND 
MY TELEPHONE CAN NOT FIND MY BRACELOT SO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN BREAK MY PERSONAL RECORD OF 2800 STEPS

REMEMBER I GET TO ADD A ZERO TO COMPETE WITH THE REST OF THIS TRIBE  
THAT WOULD BE 28000  WHICH IS NEAR MARIA.S RECORD

I PUSHED THE BUTTON ON IT... AND IT KNOWS IT IS DAYTIME...  IT ALSO KNOWS THAT THERESA TOOK ONLY 2476 STEPS YESTERDAY..., SHE MUST BE ILL BECAUSE HER DAILY TALLY IS MORE LIKE 4000

WHEN MARIA IS HERE TRAINING IT TELLS ME SHE TAKES SHE TAKE HIGH TEENS IN NUMBERS-- AND HER HUSBAND TOLD ME YESTERDAY WHEN SHE STAYS HOME AND DOES LAUNDRY THINGS SHE ONLY GOES ABOUT 5000

AIN'T TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL???

HER HUSBAND WAS HERE YESTERDAY AND COOKED BREAKFAST THINGS FOR SUNDAY STEW..QUICHE, PANCAKES, BACON-- LOTS OF BACON.. FRUIT... IT WAS QUITE A SPREAD.

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THE OTHER  NEWS OF CONCERN IS  COOKIES FAINTED LAST NIGHT-- KEELED RIGHT OVER WITH A BANG AND WAS OUT FOR ONLY SECONDS----- PERKED UP  AND WAS FINE...

  THE INTAKE/OUTGO REPORT WAS UNREMARKABLE-- SHE ATE, DRANK  PEED, POOPED  WE WILL TAKE HER TEMP TODAY WHEN MEGAN GETS HERE ( SHE IS OUR #1 REAR GUARD) --MY ONLY SLIGHTLY UNUSUAL OBSERVAION  SHE IS PANTING-- BUT RUMOR HAS IT THA CAN HAPPEN WITH MILK PRODUCTION-- AT LEAST IN COWS

GEORGE????? SHE IS ON MEDS..

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THE ONLY OTHER EXCITEMENT IS THAT WE WILL ONCE AGAIN DO THE DUMP RUN...  LOAD TEH HORSE TRAILER AND GO TO THE "TRANSFER STATION"  TO BE WEIGHED IN AND OUT  AS STEVE STARTS NORTH TO GO HOME  TO MAINE-- IT IS ON THE WAY...
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I THINK THE COA VAN IS PURPLE AND READY T O COME HOME...
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SOUND AT MAIL CALL WAS INDEED SIMPLE ONCE WE GOT THE CAMERA FUNCTIONING...  I STLL NEED TO HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ANSWERED...  LIKE IS THAT LITTLE BUTTON A FOCUS FIXER LIKE THE LAST ONE?...

MAIL CALL WITHOUT SOUND LOOSES IT'S FASCINATION FOR ME AT ANY RATE... ACTUALLY IT WOULD REQUIRE THAT I  REVERT TO MY PREVIOUS STATE OF THOUGHT MINUS SOUND.. A WHOLE NEW  WAY OF THINKING.
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THAT -- AND I CLEANED MY DESK
I DID THAT BECAUSE--- LONG STORY--- A COUPLE HIGHSCHOOL FRIENDS SIAD THEY WOULD BE ALONG TOMORROW AFTERNOON...
LAST TIMIE I SAW THE GUY, HE WAS PRESIDENT OF HIS COMPANY ( WHICH IS NOT THE CRITICAL PART.) IN HIS OFFICE WE FIGURED OUT THAT I HAD PROVIDED THE GOOSE FOR A COMMERCIAL FOR THE COMPANY--- AND.... HE SPUN IN HIS CHAIR OPENED ONE OF MANY FILE CABINETS, REACHED 1/2 WAY IN THE DRAWER  AND PULLED OUT THE EXACT PIECE OF PAPER THAT HAD THE GOOSE ON IT.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SHOCKED... YOU ALL ARE FAMILIAR WITH MY ABILITY TO MISPLACE EVERY FACET OF MY LIFE.

SO... IN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO NOT SHOCK THEM,  I CLEANED  OFF THE TOP OF MY DESK...

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