Sunday, June 22, 2014

JUNE 22,2014
I DIDN'T FORGET THE DD  TODAY.... MY EATING OATMEAL AT MIDNIGHT MAKES ME SLEEPY  FOR ABOUT 4 HOURS-----
AND I USUALLY SLEEP TIL 4 OR 5 AM... EXCEPT LAST  NIGHT I OVERSLEPT THE MIDNIGHT PROWL AND WAS LATE EATING THE OATMEAL TIL 2AM.... FOR 2 REASONS... IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

I WORKED OUT IN THE FRESH AIR ON THE POSTS--- FOR NEARLY 12 MINUTES- WHICH WORE ME OUT-- AND THEN I GOT TO ARGUING WITH SHEILA-- WHO ALSO  IS AWAKE AT ODD HOURS.

MY VENTING OF THE DAY....
 THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE  HERE  WHO can not wait to tell me something is wrong 
"CARLENE   DID  YOU KNOW THERE IS NO LID ON THE TRASH CAN AND IT WILL COLLECT RAINWATER AND BREED MOSQUITOS AND THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE MOSQUITOS IN THE T TENT...  PRETTY SOON WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SIT OUT THERE. AND OUR WORLD WILL COME TO AN END.!!!" 

SO WHAT HAPPENS IF WE WORK OVERTIME AT TAKING A POSITIVE SLANT TO EVEN THE WORST OF THINGS... HOW MUCH BETTER THAT NEWS WOLD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED IF IT WAS "CARLENE, I  FOUND A LID FOR THE TRASH CAN -- IF THERE IS NO REASON WHY IT IS UNCOVERED, I WILL COVER IT" 
or an even better slant ADDING AN INTELECTUAL CONCEPT  FOR HUMOR PURPOSES....
"CARLENE, I  FOUND A LID FOR THE TRASH CAN -- IF THERE IS NO REASON WHY IT IS UNCOVERED, I WILL COVER IT AND STOP THOSE BEASTS FROM HAVING S EX  IN WHAT IS  THEIR HONEYMOON COTTAGE" 
 OR 
YOUR DRIVEWAY IS FULL OF NASTY POTHOLES-- BECOMES-- THOSE POTHOLES ARE A VERY EFFECTIVE SPEED CONTROL DEVICES.

OR--
 AS IS THE EXAMPLE  OFTEN SEEN "I WILL SIT HERE AND SULK BECAUSE I CAN'T WALK ........"  
BECOMES
 " I CAN GO ROUND ON MY SCOOTER AND PICK UP THOSE ANNOYING BITS OF TRASH YOU REFERRED TO IN THE DD"  WHICH HAPPENED YESTERDAY   AND SHE CAME UP WITH  BAGS FULL OF LITTLE BITS OF  STUFF SHE PICKED UP WITH  ONE OF THOSE 3' "GRABBERS"

I HAVE YET TO HAVE SOMEONE COME HERE  THAT WE CAN  NOT FIND SOME JOB FOR THEM TO DO TO HELP move this entire project along...
SO AMID THE SEA OF "I CAN'T's"   THERE ARE A FEW " LET ME FIGURE OUT HOW's"

GUESS WHO GETS OUR ATTENTION AND  MOVES UP ON THE LIST OF NEEDING A SERVICE DOG....

GO AHEAD AND CHALLENGE ME--- UNLESS YOU ARE IN AN IRON LUNG-- I WILL FIND SOMETHING...

IRON LUNG-- MAYBE SOME OF YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE POLIO OF THE 1950'S
I HAD 2 COUSINS WHO WERE IN THOSE IRON LUNGS FOR MONTHS-- THEY EVENTUALLY GOT THRU PARIS ISLAND MARINE TRAINING PROGRAM... WHICH IS IMPRESSIVE FOR ANYONE..

 FROM CLOUD...
I did not see Grace disciplining the pups when it happened, so I searched through the Explore video around that time.  I found three different ones.  There may be more but my internet a home is so slow.  I put the ones that I found all together into one video.  Are any of the clips on the attached video the one you referred to in the DD?


I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT THEM SO FAR...  SO IF CLOUD THINKS IT POSSIBLE THEN HAVE A LOOK... I WILL TAKE HER WORD FOR IT...
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WHICH BRINGS UP  THE BOOK ...
THERE ARE 9 MILLION PEOPLE IN MY LIVING ROOM...
YOU KNOW ... IT WOULD SELL -- AND I THINK BE AMUSING...

PROBLEM IS-- IT IS ALREADY WRITTEN IN THE DAILY DOGGIES... OUT THERE AMID THE THOUSANDS OF DD  THERE ARE ENOUGH TO FILL A BOOK... PROBLEM IS... FIND THEM

SO  I NEED PEOPLE TO TELL ME--- WITH DATES IF POSSIBLE-- WHICH DD'S ARE WORTHY OF BEING PUBLISHED...... SOME ARE GOOD --- I DO THINK---  SOME ARE PURE DRIBBLE. 

AND THEN AFTER YOU FIND ALL THESE THINGS FOR ME--- I WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK YOU TO BUY THE BOOK????

RIGHT....

HIGH ON THE LIST-- IS THE TIME I  THREW MY CLOTHES IN THE WASHING MACHINE AN GOT IN THE BATHTUB ONLY TO FIND OUT I HAD THROWN MY "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN 'T GET UP " NECKLACE  IN THE WASHING MACHINE AND THE TUMBLING HAD SET IT OFF.  THIS MEANT I WAS IN THE BATH-- WITH 30 SECONDS TO GET TO THE  "CALL BOX"  AND PUSH A "NO THANK YOU "  BUTTON--- WHILE IT WAS  BLARING "MRS WHITE WE ARE CALLING THE EMERGENCY RESPONDERS FOR YOU"-- AT 76 YOU DO NOT JUST JUMP OUT OF THE TUB... BUT I GOT OUT AND RAN INTO THE KITCHEN TO PUSH THE "NO THANKS" BUTTON  ONLY TO REMEMBER THE FIELD OF VIEW OF  EXPLORE CAMERAS INCLUDED THAT BUTTON.

MEMORY HAS NEVER BEEN MY STRONG SUIT... BUT I DO REMEMBER ONE VERY EARLY EPISODE... A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ( HAD TO BE A STRANGER-- NO ONE KNOCKS HERE)  I GO ANSWER THE DOOR AND 2 VERY NICE WOMEN ARE STANDING THERE WITH A MOPS AND BUCKET-- THEY SIMPLY SAID  "WE   HAVE  BEEN WATCHING THE CAMERAS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FLOOR  COULD USE SOME  MOPPING"

ABSOLUTELY-- YOU GO RIGHT AT IT.!!!

THEY CAME REGULARLY FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS-- BROUGHT THEIR OWN BUCKET AND SOAP.... 

THAT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST LESSONS--- DO NOT BE INSULTED BY ANY SECOND HAND INSINUATIONS -- I NEEDED HELP-- STILL DO--- AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO THINK PICKING UP POOP IS BETTER  EXERCISE  THAN GYMNASTICS.... AND THEY ARE RIGHT... BLESS THEM...  

SUE HAS ARRIVED WITH 2 GRANDDAUGHTERS FOR A WEEK AND SAID "PUT THEM TO WORK"   
 THAT IS A  RED FLAG IN FRONT OF A BULL.
THEY CAN HEPL WITH  THAT POST HOLE, CHAIN LINK EPISODE...

WHICH I WILL NOW GO DO.

3 comments:

  1. TO RESPOND TO WHICH DD'S ARE READY TO PUBLISH...IN MY MIND AND EXPERIENCE OF THEM....HAVEN'T READ ON THAT ISN'T WORTH INCLUDING IN A BOOK! JUST PRINT AND BIND!

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  2. agree with bubblankatt ... especially since this is a daily, like any diary, i think it would be best kept intact ... i recently discovered you and have only been able to read backwards to april 1st on my cellphone ... i'd love to read the whole thing in original order

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  3. Re Grace's correction....WOW! That was fast!

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