Thursday, July 17, 2014

JULY 17 2014
MUST HURRY TODAY-- I AM APPARENTLY THE LUCKY WINNER OF 40 MILLION  $$$ JACKPOT FROM SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA -- I JUST HAVE TO SEND THEM ALOT OF INFO AND THEY WILL GET IT RIGHT INTO OUR  BANK ACCOUNT.  OH BOY...
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I CERTAINLY DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT A FROG BEING THE GOD OF FERTILITY -- OR SOME OTHER LIKELY AFFLICTION...  BECAUSE AT 2AM LAST NIGHT A TINY  TINY FROG APPEARED NEXT TO MY BED  ABOUT 1/2 INCH  SQUARE ... TINY...  I THOUGHT OF KISSING HIM  BUT WASN'T TOO SURE WHAT I WOULD DO WITH SUCH A TINY PRINCE... I SCOOPED HIM CAREFULLY AND SET HIM OUTSIDE... BUT DON'T FROGS HAVE ALOT OF SIBLINGS??  AND WHERE IS HIS MOM???

SUCH PROBLEMS AS I HAD YESTERDAY....

I THINK I HAVE THE AOL PROBLEM SOLVED...AND SENT OUT THE DD TWICE ONCE WITH MY NORMAL EMAIL  ANIMALEP@AOL.COM   AND NONE OF THE AOL PEOPLE GOT IT DELIVERED... SO I DID THE SAME THING WITH THE NEW CARLENEWHITE71@GMAIL.COM  ABD ALL THE AOL PEOPLE SEEMED TO GET DELIVERY.. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME EMAILS ON THAT ACCOUNT BECAUSE I HAVE NOT FIGRED OUT HOW TO READ  THEM YET...
AINT THE MODERN TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL??
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SO THE SOUND/MIC..... I SET IT RUNNING LAST NIGHT SO THE EXPLORE CREW COULD DIDDLE WITH IT.... WITH MY COLLECTION OF BROADWAY SHOW TUNES  PROVIDING THE SOUND...AND WENT TO BED.. KNOWING THAT THE BATTERIES WOULD DIE BEFORE TOO LONG... ( ACTUALLY ABOUT 3 HOURS)  FROM THE COMMENTS APPARENTLY PEOPLE CAN HEAR BETTER.

THE PICTURE LOOKS GREAT... BUT I MUST ADD MORE DUCT TAPE BEFORE ANOTHER REALLY HOT DAY CAUSES IT TO SAG.. AND DISCONNECT ITSELF... AGAIN...
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THEN ANN IS CONVINCED THAT ENOUGH CRANBERRY PILLS   WILL CURE MY MEDICAL ISSUES..  AT LEAST THEY DO NOT CARRY A WARNING ABOUT TURNING ONE'S URINE PINK AND STAINING ONE'S CONTACT LENSES LIKE THE YELLOW PILLS DO.

BUT THE ANTIBIOTIC HAS RUINED MY APPETITE  TO THE POINT WHERE I DON'T WWANT TO EVEN EAT  ICECREAM OF CHICKEN WINGS.

THAT IN ITSELF IS ENOUGH TO PRODUCE DEPRESSION..... ALTHO MAYBE I WILL LOOSE WEIGHT.

TRACY PUT A COAT OF BLUE APOXY ON THE NUTT HOUSE FLOOR  AND  GIDDY CONTRIBUTED BY PUTTING HER FRONT FEET IN THE PAINT CAN  AND MAKING BLUE PAW PRINTS ALL OVER THE HOT TOP AND PORCH... NORMAL PEOPLE MIGHT TRY AND GET THEM OFF THE HOT TOP, BUT I WANT TO LEAVE THEM THERE TO SEE HOW WELL THEY STICK WITHOUT ALL THIS SCCRUBBING OF THE CONCRETE-- WITH A MACHINE I HAVE TO GET TO HOME DEPOT TODAY..
MEGAN DID GET MOST OF IT OFF-- WE READ THE DIRECTIONS AND IT SAID DISH SOAP

THEH HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY WAS TO SEE PERRY DELIBERATELY BACK UP SEVERAL STEPS AND SIT ON A BUCKET THEN  MOVE HIS BOWELS DIRECTLY IN THE WHITE BUCKET.  

TALK ABOUT TRAINING--- THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN PEEPAD TRAINING...

FLOODING? MAYBE THE PONDS WILL OVERFLOW--  I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED.....HOW LONG  DOES IT TAKE  CUP OF RAIN TO GO FROM THE TOP OF THE ROCKY  MOUNTAINS TO THE GULF OF MEXICO AND THE OTHER CUP TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

I HAVE A FEELING THE CUP DESTINED TO THE PACIFIC HAS TO GO THRU SOMEONE'S GI TRACT FIRST.
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GREAT PROGRESS IS BEING MADE ON THE YET TO BE NAMED MEAT HOUSE..  I SAY UN NAMED... EXCEPT STEVE SAYS HE ALREADY HAS A SIGN FOR IT...
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NAIL POUNDING TODAY IN THE HAY LOFT FOR GRACEY-S AREA
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 BUT FIRST I MUST RIDE AROUND INMY GOLF CART TO  DRY MY HAIR AND GET THE COBWEBS OUT OF MY HEAD.

1 comment:

  1. Now if you could only get Perry to back up to a toilet like that! And then flush, of course ;)

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