Wednesday, December 10, 2014

DEC 10 2014
TWAN IS ARRIVING WITH PUP ON THURSDAY-- SHE WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE BUT I HAD ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE... SHE  WORKED HARD OVER THIS PUP  "KIARA" AO IT IS ONLY RIGHT SHE DELIVER IT.  I AM SURE YOU ALL WILL COME UP WITH THE $1 FOR THE FUN FUND TO PICK UP HER TICKET.. THE PURCHASE  OF THE  PUP IS ALREADY A PROJECT OF TH E  FUN FUND JAR.

NOW THAT ALL OF YOU ARE PART OWNERS OF THE PUP, YOU HAVE TO GET THE LECTURE OF "YOU GIVE THEM A HAPPY LIFE AND WHEN IT IS OVER YOU LET THEM SLEEP"---- LECTURE

SO THERE-- YOU HAVE HAD IT.
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WATER WILL NOT RUN UPHILL-- I KEEP TRYING-- BUT.......
WE HAVE A BAD LEAK IN THE WALKIN REFRIGERATOR  DRIPS INSIDE THE DOOR- GLUING IT SHUT

RYAN HAS A PLAN TO BLOCK IT--  BUT I KNOW FROM VAST EXPERIENCE- WATER HAS A WILL OF IT'S OWN-- YOU CAN NOT BLOCK IT... YOU NEED TO MAKE A SUGGESTION THAT IT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE ON IT'S WAY TO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND WATER FASCINATING- 
FATE HAS GIVEN ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY IT BECAUSE THE LAST 2 HOUSES HAVE BEEN EXCEEDINGLY LEAKY- 

THE HOUSE IN LYNNFIELD HAD A FLAT ROOF PROCH 12 X 12 WHICH TECHNICALLY TIPPED TOWARD THE HOUSE-- WHERE IT ALL  FOUND IT'S WAY IN A PERFECT STREAM WHICH ENABLED ME TO DRILL A VERY SMALL HOLE  (HARDLY NOTICEABLE )IN THE FLOOR AND I HAD A VERY SMALL FUNNELL I PUT IN THAT HOLE SO THE WATER RAN INTO THE CELLAR
MY FIRST SOLUTION HAD BEEN THE SCRAP BASKET---  AND THEN 2 SCRAP BASKET S CONNECTED BY A SIPHON HOSE SO THEY WOULD FILL TOGETHER...  BUT EVEN 1/4 INCH  OF RAIN OVER 12 X 12' CAN BE A SERIOUS AMT OF WATER

AND THEN THERE IS THIS HOUSE... POOR THUMPER ( ONE OF MY OLD STUDS) I SCOLDED HIM AN AWFUL LOT BEFORE I REALIZED  THE  WET MARK ON THE WOODPILE  WAS FAR HIGHER THAN EVEN HIS TALENTED PLUMBING COULD ACCOMPLISH-- THERE WAS/IS A LEAK NEXT TO THE CHIMNEY-- STRANGELY ENOUGH -- I HAVE NOT FIXED IT-- SO THE LEAK COMES AND GOES  IN A MOST PEQUILAR FASHION.. I ASSUME WHEN THE LEAK IS NOT DRIPPING THAT GOLD ( GHOST OF THE LEFTHAND DRAWER) IS UP THERE WITH  HER FINGER IN THE HOLE.
ANY OTHER REASON FOR THE ON/OFF FLOW  IS EVEN MORE ABSURD...
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IF I CAN GET OUT AND AROUND TODAY , I SAID WE WOULD TRY AND TAKE DOGS TO A NURSING HOME IN BEVERLY..-- IT WILL BE DIFFICULT BECAUSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE NAME
 AND ADDRESS... BUT I THINK "BLUE" WAS IN THE NAME-- I BET TH E POLICE KNOW... THEY KNOW THINGS LIKE THAT.

A VOLUNTEER HERE TOOK A MESSAGE LAST WEEK ABOUT IT-- CAN ANYONE HELP?  SOME MAN'S MOTHER IS THERE WHO LIKED DANES- SO I SAID I WOULD GO.
... BUT I ALSO TOLD HIM TO REMIND ME.  MAYBE IF HE GETS THIS HE COULD REMIND ME AGAIN????
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I FINISHED SIGNING ALL THE LETTERS OF INQUIRY   LINDA HAD DONE FOR US-- BOY SHE IS GOOD.  
NEXT PROBLEM IS THERE WERE SO M ANY LETTERS I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPIT TO SEAL THEM-- THEY ARE ON THERESA'S DESK  WITH HOPES...... MAYBE SHE COULD CHEW SOME WAX TO GET ENOUGH TO SEAL THE  LETTERS???
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?WAX CHEWING??
I GREW UP ( SORT OF) IN NEWBURGH NEW YORK-- WHICH WAS A TEST CASE FOR FLORIDATION OF DRINKING WATER--- KINGSTON, N.Y. DID NOT GET THE FLORIDATION-- NEWBURGH DID..  
SO MUCH OF MY 3RD- 4TH GRADE WAS SPENT CHEWING ON WAX AND SPITTING IN A LITTLE BOTTLE.
AHHHH THE MEMORIES..
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I BETTER QUIT NOW

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