Monday, December 8, 2014

dec 8 2014
CRAZY ACRES SURVIVED ANOTHER  SHATUPON PARTY YESTERDAY---  I WAS  A WRECK - NOT BEING SURE WHAT I SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT-- THERE WERE AN AWFUL LOT OF LOOSE DOGS-- NO PROBLEM  BUT JUST THE POUNDAGE OF LOOSE DOGS WAS OVERWHELMING.  ASIDE FROM LARS SITTIN G ON SOMEONE'S HEAD IN THE BIG CHAIR- AND REFUSING TO GET OFF, THERE WERE NO PROBLEMS THAT I HEARD OF.

THERE WAS FOOD--PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE RUNNING AROUND WITH BIG CROCK POTS FULL OF  ALL KINDS OF HOT FOOD...  HOT WAS GOOD... THE FIRE  PIT  WAS SUPER--

SANTA WAS HIS USUAL SELF-- PERFECT...  WITH HIS RED JEEP AND THE  ST.NICK LICENSE PLATE.

THERESA PULLED THE CHICKEN PERFORMANCE TOGETHER...  I HAD HEARD THE TABLE WAS MISSING--- BUT THAT GOT FOUND WITHOUT MY HELP.

THE CHICKENS TOOK AN EXTRODIANRILY LONG TIME TO PRODUCE-- I WAS WORRIED WHEN IT WENT PAST 5 MINUTES AND NOTHING PRODUCED... WE STARTED TRYING TO FIGURE IF CHICKENS NEEDED A QUIET ATMOSPHERE OR A NOISY ONE.-- I PERSONALLY THOUGHT THEY NEEDED TO STAND QUIETLY.... I BASED MY OPINION ON THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WALKINPOOPER CHICKEN...  IT IS ALWAYS ONE SPLAT.

SO MUCH FOR TODAYS EDUCATIONAL  TOPIC....
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED MORE TIME TO STUDY THAT...
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DAVID  WAS  A VERY WELCOME SIGHT-- ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID HE WOULD BE BACK TO WORK THIS WEEK--   ALSO HE IS SOME KIND OF REFRIG PERSON... SO M AYBE HE CAN FIGURE OUT WHY WE HAVE A ICE PUDDLE JUST INSIDE THE DOOR OF THE FREEZER.

THE PART THAT CONFUSES ME   IS THAT FREEZER IS SOO COLD THAT IF WATER  WAS DRIPPING FROM OVERHEAD, IT WOULD LAND AS ICE CUBES... THIS IS A PUDDLE THAT FROZE...
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
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STEVE CONTINUES TO DO A FANTASTIC JOB MANAGING THE ROAST BEEF PRODUCTION UNIT.. AND HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE PUDDLE EITHER...
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TWAN (NORWAY)  SAYS SHE SAW BELLA HERE YESTERDAY--   WELL I WAS HERE -- AND I DO NOT REMEMBER SEEING HER.... NOT THAT THAT IS CONCLUSIVE.....
IT AMAZES ME TO HAVE SOMEONE 1/2 ROUND THE WORLD CALL ME UP AND TELL ME SOMETHING THEY HAVE SEEN ON MY PROPERTY THAT I MISSED...  TWAN HAS DONE THAT A COUPLE TIMES... AS HAS IHEART IN HAWAII..
VERY STRANGE.
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THE ONLY RESIDUAL PROBLEM THAT I KNOW OF IS..... IN AN EFFORT TO GET MY CAR OUT OF THE WAY  SANDY DROVE IT UP IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE.....  I DO NOT THINK IT FITS GOING AROUND BETWEEN THE NUTHOUSE AND THE CORNER...  IF THERE IS A FAULT WITH THIS TOYOTA-- IT IS THE REAR VIEW MIRRORS-- THEY ARE HUGE-- AND PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN MOST---   THEY ALSO BLOCK MY VISION WHEN TURNING CORNERS IN GENERAL...

SO I AM  LOOKING FORWARD TO  THAT PROJECT TODAY.... SITTTING  IN MY NICE WARM CAR..  INCHING BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE.... THE REAL PROBLEM WILL BE, I AM NEARLY OUT OF GAS.....  

AND I AM TOLD WE HAVE A NO- EASTER GONNA SIT ON OUR COAST FOR THE WEEK...

WELL IT SHOULD GIVE THE PLACE A GOOD SCRUBBING.

1 comment:

  1. MEW POSTED A ILLTLE WHILE AGO THAT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING I SAW BELLA, BUT LOOKING AT CAMERA MARK'S PICTURES JUST NOW, I CAN SEE THAT I WAS WRONG. BELLA WASN'T THERE. MY APOLOGIES FOR MISINFORMING YOU :-))!

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