Monday, January 5, 2015

JAN 5 2015
IT IS ONLY THANKS TO THESE WONERFUL VOLUNTEERS THAT THIS HOUSE CAN BE SO MUCH FUN AND NOT AQ TOTAL WRECK... AND THE MOST AMAZING PART....IT DOES NOT SMELL... SO I AM TOLD
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SUCCESSFUL TIE  15 MINUTES -- GOT TO BE MORE THAN 5 MIN ( OLD WIVES TALE #847)---SPERM LASTS AT LEAST 48 HOURS-- PER OUR LAST MICROSCOPE ADVENTURE-- SO WHETHER OR MPT WE PUT THEM TOGETHER DEPENDS ON THAT WARM SPOT ON HIS BACK--- AND THE DURAQMAX PAINKILLER...

MAYBE--- IF SOME INTELECTUAL COMES ALONG WE COULD HOOK UP THE MICROSCOPE TO THE COMPUTER...  I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE..  DIGITAL AND ALL THAT...  A LITTLE ARMPIT EXERCISE AND MAYBE WE COULD HAVE YOU SEE THE  SWIMMERS-- WHICH WOULD  BE THE YOUNGEST PUPS EVER-- OR AT LEAST 1/2 PUPS
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SO HOW MANY LITTERS HAVE WE HAD ????  37...
DEAGLE ( BELGUIM  1999)  6
TUGG     2
THUMPER    9 
BOBBY  ( HUNGARY)  4
BUMPY    4
BENTLEY  6 ( AND COUNTING)
JASPER 3 
FRANKIE  ( RESCUE/MAINE)  1
WALTER ( DENMARK)  2

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PROJECT O THE DAY IS TO GET KIARA TO GEORGES FOR TESTING AND FIND OUT WHT IS GOING ON AND GET A FORMAL REPORT WITHOUT THE GUESSING...

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GIDDY IS DOING REALLY WELL  WTH HER NEW PARTNER  SHELLY  --- THEY WILL GO OUT TODAY WITH KATI AND MAYBE LATER MEGAN..
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I HaVE INSURANCE COMPANY STUFF TO DO-- THAT WOULD BE A GOOD SHORT TRIP FOR HER TOO,,- THEY HAVE AN ELEVATORR. I NEED A CERTIFICTE OF INSURANCE TO PROVE WE HAVE LIABILITY INS FOR THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS-- NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING.

I AM AMAZED THATT LAWYERS HAVE FOUND A WAY TO SUE SOMEOND  WHO IS A VOLUNTEER ON THE BOARD OF A CHARITY ORGANIZATION..
I SUPPOSE THAT IS THE AMERICAN CREATIVITY THAT WE ALL ARE SO DEPENDENT ON.
HOW WOULD THIS GO... IF I DO NOT PAY THE 24 CE3NTS INTEREST ON - WHATEVER IT WAS  - TO THE IRS A MEMBER OF THE BOARD COULD HAVE THIER HOUSE  CONFISCATED? OR IS IT MORE OF A SOMEONE NOT LIKING A DECISION  WE MAKE .

THIS ACCREDITATION BIT HAS SOOOOO MUCH ABOUT WHICH I DO NOT APPROVE..  IF YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE SOMEONE TO BE "AT THEIR WORD"  THEN A FLIMSY PIECE OF PAPER IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE 2 LAWYERS WEALTHY.
AND THEN THERE IS THE BIT ABOUT MY WROITONG MANUALS ( OR JAQNINE WRITING MANUALS) TO DEFINE TH EPOLICY FOR HAVING FIRE DRILLS - AND PUTTING UP EXIT SIGNS ---IN THE T TENT ( WHICH HAS NO WALLS)---

I FIGURED OUT LONG AGO YOU CAN NOT LEGISLATE COMMON SENSE-AND OUR BUNCH OF VOLUNTEERS ARE-- AS A GROUP- A BRIGHT BUNCH WHO DO NOT NEED MICROMANAGING.  LEFT ALONE THEY OFTEN DO BETTER THAN I WOULD HAVE DESIGNED.
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WE ARE ABOUT TO  WITNESS ALL THAT WITH THE NEW QUICKBOOKS AND ALPHABETIZING OF  STUFF. THAT THERESA  AND  THE ACCOUNTANT ARE GOING TO MANAGE FOR 2015

YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD AND I'LL TAKE TH E LOW ROAD - AND I'LL BE  IN SCOTLAND BEFORE YE!!!!
ME??? I AM GOING WITH A SIMPLE SPREAD SHEET OF MY  PERSONAL ACOUNGTING- AND ^&%&*%$# THE QUICKEN BIT.

I REMEMBER.....TRAYS OF PUNCH CARDS AT MIT--- RUMOR HAS IT THE BASIC FOR COMPUTERS CAME FROM TH ELONG ISLAND RAILROAD  PUNCH TICKET SYSTEM  WHE SOMEONE FIGURED YOU COULD LINE UP TH EHOLES.

THEN I BOUGHT A TINY RADIO SHACK THING WHICH SPOKE ?FORTRAN? AND HAD A PRINTOUT LIKE THE USUAL  TAPE OF AN ADDING MACHINE--- IN BLACK AND WHITE

I DID REALLY WELL UNTIL WINDOWS AND COLOR-- I LOST ALL CONTROL AND  INSTEAD OF NICE REPORTS OF NUMBERS IN BLACK AND WHILTE, I RANDOMELY GOT THE WEATHER REPORT IN AUSTRALIA PRINTED IN PURPLE

AND THAT IS NOT AN EXAGERATION-- EVERY TIME I TOUCH MY CELL PHONE I GET SOME OUTRAGEOUS INFORMATION- AND HAVE DIFICULTY DIALING A SIMPLE  PHONE CALL.
THIS IS PROGRESS..
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ALONG THE LINES OF  CHADS-- AND HANGING CHADS-- I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF  ONE OF THE VOTING MACHINES INVOLVED INTHE ELECTION OF  PRESIDENT BUSH #2--- I PREFER TO THINK OF MYSELF AS ANTI BOTH PARTIES.. BUT I DO FIND IT CURIOUS WE ARE CONSIDERING  BUSH#3 ----WHEN IN EVERY ELECTION -- IF THERE IS A SCREWED UP VOTIN G PROCESS , IT IS IN FLORIDA WHILE HE WAS GOVENOR--- 

 SIMPLE THINGS YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE COULD SOLVE-- LIKE PEOPLE HAVING TO STAND FOR HOURS TO VOTE-- OR BEING SHUT OUT ECAUS EOF NOT ENOUGH MACHINES...  ISN'T PRESERVING THE VOTING RIGHTS ONE OF THOSSE GOVENOR THINGS??? 
 IN ELECTIONS I HAVE GOT USED TO HEARING THINGS LIKE BROWARD COUNTY... AND LONG  2 HOUR LINES IN THE  FLORIDA SUN/RAIN...

IN IPSWICH  IT IS CROWDED IF YOU HAVE TO WAIT 4 MINUTES.
HOW COME????

I SUPPOSE I AM THE GUILTY ONE FOR BUYING ONE OF THOSE  HANGING CHAD  MACHINES.

I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO PRECIPITATE ANY POLITICAL DISCUSSION EXCEPT TO  SUGGEST HAVING AN ADEQUATE VOTING  PROCEEDURE IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH GOV'T RESPONSIVILITIES LIKE PAVED ROAADS AND TRASH  COLLECTION.

HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD SPEND MILLIONS TO APLLY FOR A JOB WHERE 10% GET SHOT  (4 DEAD 6 WOUNDED)

I BEST GET ON WITH LIFE BEFORE SOMEONE SHOOTS ME..

1 comment:

  1. 37 LITTERS IS AMAZING!
    P.S. I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE A FLORIDA VOTING MACHINE.

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