Tuesday, April 7, 2015

APRIL 7 2015
IN AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLICATON S OF LIFE AT CRAZY ACRES......

TODAY WE NEED TO ADDRESS  THE GREAT PUPPY BREATH MYSTERY-- AND WE SHOULD GET THE PUPPY BREATH MANUFACTURING COMPANY IN OPERATION AGAIN.. GUARENTEED TO CALM YOU NERVES- OR YOU MONEY  BACK...
  ( $8.00 PER -- OR  TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE  IF YOU PAY THE ADDITOINAL THE S&H FEE OF 27 CENTS..  REFILS $5)


TO DEFINE THE PROBLEM... 
I KNEW I HAD 3 TYPES....
* A FEW FILLED READY TO MAIL
*A FEW HUNDRED THAT ANNIE HAD CLEANED  YET TO BE FILLED....
*AND A FEW THOUSAND  VIALS WITH THE LABELS AND  METAL TOPS STILL  ON THEM,.THANKS TO GEORGE.(DVM)

I COULD NOT FIND ANY
I LOOKID ---  PAULA AND GWEN LOOKED

I NOW HAVE ALL 3 CATAGORIES- PROBLEM IS .. FROM WHENCE THEY COMETH?
I SWEAR I LOOKED CAREFULLY IN THE CABINET BESIDE ME-- AND I MIGHT HAVE OVERLOOKED A SMALL BAG OF THEM,
PAULA SWEARS SHE GOT SOME FROM THERE--  I THINK SHE GOT THE SMALL QUANTITY
 BUT I HATE TO THINK I MISSED THE OTHER TWO.... SHOE BOX SIZE CONTAINERS...
THERE ARE TWO OTHER LOCATIONS THAT PRODUCED SOME... UPSTAIRS AND ON TOP OF THE "SHIPPING DEPT"  

SEEING AS THE ENTIRE PROJECT WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE WE WERE  ALSO  LOOKING FOR THE 87 MONKEY FISTS THAT I AM TOLD BY TINA IN CALIFORNIA THAT  WE GAVE AWAY LAST SEPTEMBER, 

WE JUST FORGOT TO DYE THEM PURPLE.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY WE HAVE A CASE OF PURPLE DYE  WHERE THE MONKEY FISTS WERE THOUGHT TO BE.

GOT ALL THAT?

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BRUCE REPORT
MOVING ALOT BETTER TODAY...STILL SOME LIMP.. AND HE HAD DURAMAX YESTERDAY- SO THAT MAY STILL BE REDUCING  HIS PAIN LEVEL.
I AM STILL THINKING SHOULDER... AND FEEDING DOXY FOR A BIT MORE JUST IN CASE...

PAM NOTICED HIM LICKING BOTH PAWS..
HAVING  THE VAST EXSPERIENCE I HAVE WITH DOGS, I BET HE IS LICKING HIS PAWS BECAUSE BEING A YOUNG MALE DOG, NOT LIFTING HIS LEG YET, I BET HE  HAS SPLATTERED HIS  FRONT TOES- AND BEING THE FASTIDIOUS SOUL THAT HE IS, HE HAS TO LICK OFF THE DROPS OF URINE.
.. I HAVE HEARD DESCRIPTION ABOUT A COW PEEING ON A FLAT ROCK... YOUNG MALE DANES ARE NOT ALOT DIFFERENT.

I WONDER IF SPLATTER IS WHY MALE DOGS AIM AT A TREE/TIRE/POTTED PLANT/ SOMEONE'S LEG... AND I FURTHER WONDER WHY THEY STRUGGLE TO GET IT HIGH UP ON THE TREE-- ARE THEY TELLING THE SNIFFING WORLD " A REALLY BIG DOG LIVES HERE?"
TALK OF A NAPOLEAN COMPLEX-- I HAVE SEEN EXTREMELY ATHLETIC JACK RUSSELL TERRIERS DO GYMNASTICS TO  SQUIRT TALLER THAN THEY ARE.
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ALL OF THAT IS ANOTHER  GOOD REASON TO NEUTER MALE DOGS-- BENTLEY IS VERY GOOD-- HE BEHAVES PRETTY WELL, BUT I HAVE TO WATCH HIM "LIKE A HAWK" AROUND POTTED PLANTS IN THE HOSPITAL-- OR HEAVEN FORBID A PET STORE WHERE MANY DOGS BEFORE HIM HAVE LEFT THEIR MARK... HIS TALENT IS ENORMOUS- HE WILL  NOT CHANGE HIS STRIDE AND LEAVE 3 HARDLY NOTICABLE  DRIPS BEHIND.
NOT ONLY IS HIS TALENT ENORMOUS, BUT HIS BLADDER IS TOO.. HE HAS AN UNENDING SUPPLY.
HOW DID I GET ON THAT ?????

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DUMP TODAY-- GREEN TRAILER IS FULL-- AND CHARGED.. ( IT DOES LIFT TO DUMP)
WE HAVE TH USUAL DUMP RUN FOR US... 3 SOFAS ( BADLY CHEWED)  1 WASHING MACHINE AND 2 FREEZERS  IT IS SUP[POSED TO RAIN WHIHNC MEANS THE WHOLE LOAD WILL BE HEAVIER  IF RAINED ON-- AND AT THIS PLACE YOU DUMP BY THE POUND...
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FALLING ASLEEP IN TH E MIDDLE OF DD IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR ME (? YOU TOO?) BUT AT 7AM WHEN SHANNON AQND DONNA CHECK IN CHAOS BARKS.. RIGHT IN MY EAR.  SO IT IS TIME FOR  MY SECOND CCUPPA (IN BRITAIN I THINK THE CUPPA REFERS TO TEA)
WITH  ME IT IS HIGH TEST COFFEE.
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE TOYOTA DEALER TODAY/SOON   AND SEE IF THEY CAN SHOW ME HOW TO WORK THIS CAR...  THERE ARE BUTTONS GALORE  THAT I HAVEN'T A CLUE- AND I AM TOLD I WILL NOW GET A TICKET IF I DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT COMBINATION OF LIGHTS AND WINDSHIELD WIP[ERS... PLUS THERE ARE SEVERAL BUTTONS LABELED "TOWING OUT "  WITH A LIGHT THAT COMES  ON....I DON'T KNOW IF PUSHING TH TOWING OUT BUTTON ON AND THE LIGHT LABELELD OFF COMES ON...  WHERE AM I???
I LOVED MY OLD VW BUG.... THE SIMPLICITY WAS ENCHANTING.

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