Saturday, November 28, 2015

nov 28   2015
desk cleaning can be painful  ---i do try, but that  third law of murphy.'s gets me every time
 " any horizontal space will accumuate disassociated objects"
true on my desk, the mantle place  and the giraffe tent..  all getting fuller and fuller.`
problem being,   all the objects  have - at one point in their lives beeen fascinationg.
-  I hang on thinking someone will come long and be interested... AND NO ONE IS...

I HAVE ONE POSSIBEL EXCEPTION--SOMEONE SENT... AND I CONTINUE TO PLAY WITH 
"BAILEY- THE MONEY HUNGRY MUTT"   IT CAN BE GOOGLED-- MINE  DOES WORK AND IS A FASCINATING DESIGN. 

IF YOU  ARE EVEN THINKING OF BUYING ONE FOR ONE OF YOUR TOY BASED RELATIVES.. PLEASE GO  TO THE  DAILY DOGGIE  OFF OUR WEB SITE.. AND IN THE CORNER IS AN AMAZON LINK...  BECAUSE THEN WE WILLGET SOME PERCENTAGE OF THE MONEY YOU SPEND ON WHATEVER YO U BUY THRU THAT LINK... KEEP THAT IN MIND THRU CHRISTMAS SHOPPING...

SPEAKING OF KEEPING THINGS NO LONGER INTERESTING TO ANYONE ELSE...like photos of your kids when they were 2 years old.  When my parents died, i suddenly realized there was no one left to WHOM I COULD SHOW FAMILY PICTURES....  NOW THAT THE .MAJOR FUNCTION OF THAT  "CELL PHONE"  CONTRAPTION IS NO LONGER A TELEPHONE, BUT A PORTABLE SCRAPBOOK,...  THESE  PORTABLE SCRAPBOOKS MAKE   THE GRANDPARENT FUNCTION IS EVEN MORE CRITICAL.
 
 or as happens to me when i am out with a dog, "let me show you my dog" which
is on their phone-- and takes a few minutes to find, as they flash thru photos  of their trip to tahiti,
 which they also show you... FINALLY THEY GET TO THIER DOG-- A YELLOW LAB-- JUST SITTING THERE 
I WISH I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY YELLOW LAB PHOTO I HAVE LOOKED AT AND SMILED AT...

NOT UNLIKE THIS DAILY DOGGIE ON A DAY WHEN IT AT LEAST VERIFIES THAT I AM ALIVE- BUT SHOULD BE DELETED AS JUNQUE.
MOST OF THE  BRILLIANT IDEAS COME FROM MY SUBCONSIOUS MIND COLLECTING DISASSOCIATED FACTS FROM CNN AND IT'S ADVERTISERS .  LAST NIGHT I WAS WONDERING IF THEY SHOT THE GUY IN COLORADO THEY COULD KEEP HIM ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO  "HARVEST" ANY OF HIS PARTS...  I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT..AS LONG AS HIS IDEAOLOGY DIDN'T GET HARVSTED WITH HIS  KIDNEYS.  
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THE  LACK OF CUT AND PASTE IS  ANNOYING... BECASUE YESTERDAY  AT MAILCALL WE GOT TO LISTING THE PEOPLE FROM WHOM WE HAVE NOT HEARD-- MOST NOTABLY  CRIMSON---WONDEFUL DOG--APPARENTLY GONE TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND MET FIRST LADY....--BRIAN SHOUD BE REMINDED TAT CRIMSON IS ONE OF THE VOLUNTEER'S "CHILDREN"  AND THEY EXPECT TO HEAR MORE FROM HIM ABOUT WHAT SHE IS DOING IN HER LIFE ...
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 I HAD SOMEONE WHO  SENT ME AN EMAIL ---SERIOUSY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TEENAGERS WHO BENT OVER AND HAD A PLUMBERS CRACK SHOWING  AND HAD TO SHUT OFF THE NURSERY CAMERA... TO WHICH GRACE JUST REPLIED "TELL THEM TO SENT UNION SUITS  OR COVERALLS FOR EVERYONE--"  
( GRACE IS  TALL AND WEARS  MENS- TALL  2XL).
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TAKES ALL KINDS... AND THEM'S ALL HERE.

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