Monday, May 16, 2016

MAY 16 2016


BABY OWL IS AROUND... LAST NIGHT ON THE GUEST HOUSE  JOINED BY A PARENT IN A TREE AND NOW... BOTH ARE HIGH IN ONE OF THE TREES------ JOHN ( AROUND THE CORNER ON 97) SAYS HE HAS 2-3 IN HIS BACK YARD. HE TOO BACKS UP TO WILLOWDALE FOREST...  I SURE HOPE THAT IS WHERE THEY DO THEIR HUNTING, AND NOT IN THE  HIGH RENT NEIGHBORHOOD  WHICH GETS RID OF MICE WITH POISONS --- WHICH DIE OUT IN TH OPEN-- WHICH WE THINK MAY HAVE BEEN WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SECOND OWL...IT WAS BIG AND STRONG AS THE OTHER.
NO POISONS ALLOWED AT CRAZY ACRES--- WE HAVE SNAP TRAPS ONLY !.... WHICH WE THEN FREEZE AND THEY BECOME PART OF THE  "FROZEN RODENT DELIVERY SERVICE"  AS WE TAKE THEM TO REHABILITATORS FOR HAWKS OWLS ETC.... 

THE ONLY OTHER RUMOR I HAVE HEARD IS OWLS DON'T BREED IF THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF FOOD...NOW... SHALL I LEAVE THAT COMMENT RIGHT THERE???
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ON WE GO....
LAST NIGHT I RAN INTO A NEW "FILLER" PROGRAM FOR CNN-- IT WAS SOOO INTERESTING I PUT IN BOTH MY HEARING AIDS... I AM TIRING OF THE GUY WHO EATS HIS WAY ROUND THE WORLD...  THIS NEW  GUY IS A HUGE AFFRIICAN AMERICAN MAN- STARTED OUT COMMEDIAN- AND BEGAN A REALITY STUDY OF ODD THINGS...LIKE AN HOUR INSIDE A PRIZON SYSTEM...  A CROSS BURNING  WITH THE KKK...WALKING THE BEAT WITH POLICE MEN IN PHILADELPHIA...DINNER WITH A SPANISH FAMILY IN LA---MEMORIBLE COMMENT FROM THAT ONE..."IF WE HAVE TO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH TO COME TO THE STATES- THEN YOU ALL SHOUL D LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH TO COME TO LA.... AFTER ALL IT ONCE WAS ALL MEXICO" 
 IT IS A DIFFERENT SORT OF REALITY SHOW.
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NOW I HAVE HEARD IT ALL W/R/T POLITICS--I GET EMAILS  ALONG WITH  GOP AND DEMOCRATIC ADS,  I GET A DAILY EMAIL FROM "TEA PARTY POLITICS"  SO I OPENED THE TEA PARTY EMAIL OUT OF CURIOSITY AND IT WAS ABOUT " HOW  TO LOOSE BELLY FAT OVERNIGHT???"
MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS THE GOP AND DEMOCRATIC  NEWSY EMAILS...

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I CAN NOT GET ANY "WORK" DONE ON SUNDAYS...  THERE ARE ALOT OF NEW PEOPLE-- LIKE A FAMILY WITH YOUNG KIDS WHO HAD NEVER HEARD THE RULE  "IF YOU BRING AN 8 YEAR OLD - YOU HAVE TO BE WITHIN 8  FEET OF THEM  3...3.. ETC... AND NOBODY RUNS AROUND HERE..."  AT ONE POINT THEY TURNED 4 DOGS LOOSE TOGETEHR IN THE FLAT FIELD AND THEN SOME LITTLE KID STARTED TO CHASE THEM.....CITY FOLK ARE CITY FOLK...   THERE IS ALOT OF REAL EDUCATION  THAT THEY ARE MISSING.. I NEED TO BABY SIT THEM ON SUNDAYS....
THEY SEEM TO KNOW ALL ABOUT SPLIT INFINITIVES BUT COULDN'T  CHANGE A TIRE
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.WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO ... KEN ROBERTSON'S TED LECTURE... WHAT ARE WE PREPARING OUR CHILDREN TO DO?
THEY CAN NOT ALL BE UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS.  WHO IS GOING TO MILK THE COW AND GROW THE CORN???
WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO THE OWLS NOT HAVING CHILDREN UNLESS THERE IS AMPLE FOOD SUPPLY. 
 OH THAT HUMANS HAD THAT MUCH SENSE.
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SPEAKING OF SENSE....AND FOREIGN  POLICY--- I WAS ONCE  HIRED BY THE GOV'T TO  FIGURE OUT HOW I WOULD  BOMB THE UNITIED STATES IF I WANTED TO...-- AND IT WOULD TAKE ONLY 5-6 BIG  BOMBS DROPPED ON CALIFORNIA AND TEH FALLOUT  PATERNS WOULD KILL OFF  THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LEAVING THE BUILDINGS. ------TODAY,    I HEAR ON THE TV ABOUT JAPAN AND KOREA SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN BOMBS AND I HOPE SOMEONE POINTS OUT, THAT THE PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA MIGHT HAVE MUCH MORE TROUBLE WITH THAT .. THAN CHINA. 
 I WON'T EVEN GET INTO THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN  BOSTONIANS-- LETTUCE, AND THE MISSISSIPPI...
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LUCKILY OUR GOV'T  GAVE UP ON THAT PROJECT AND WENT BACK TO WORRYING ABOUT WHO  PIDDLES IN WHAT REST ROOM.
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I CAN'T LET THAT LEAD GO...
JANINE AND I CAN TESTIFY THAT  A MAN WITH A FULL BLADDER DOES NOT NOTICE WHO IS IN THE REST ROOM, AS SHE AND I SAT ON THE FLOOR OF A MENS ROOM  IN BOSTON TRIMMING  FUZZ OFF A SHEEP'S MALE PARTS AND SOME GUY CAME IN AND NEVER NOTICED US.( TRUE STORY  AND IN HER BOOK  DOGS DONKEYS AND CIRCUS)
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I BETTER QUIT
P.S. GRETCHEN IS DOING WELL...

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