Friday, May 6, 2016

MAY 6 2016
LATE START--- ALL BECAUSE OF A HEARING AID-   I NOW WEAR ONLY ONE... BECAUSE I CAN HEAR WITH IT-- AND IF I LOOSE  IT I STILL HAVE ANOTHER--  I WENT TO BED ENTERTAINED BY THE  TV POLITICAL SCHENANAGANS - AND APPARENTLY GOT BORED, FELL ASLEEP AND THE HEARING AID FELL OUT.. I WOKE UP AT 11PM.....AND NOTICED IT WAS NOT IN MY BEAUTIFUL SILVER DONKEY (ORIGIONALLY A TOOTHPICK HOLDER)
 I HAVE A WONDERFUL HAND MADE  BEDSPREAD  CHROCEED BY KATHY GOFORTH... A PERFECT PLACE TO HIDE A TINY HEARING AID AND I WENT THRU IT PINEAPPLE DESIGN BY PINEAPPLE DESIGN--- THEN WITH RUBBER GLOVES I WENT THRU THE SCRAPBASKET  TISSUE BY TISSUE-- AND THE SHEETS  AND THE SHIRTS IN THE LAUNDRY - ANYTHING IN THAT ROOM... PROBABLY AN HOUR-- I AM USUALLY AWAKE AT THAT HOUR ANYWAY..
SO I POURED A SHOT OF BRANDY AND WENT BACK TO BED-- AND AS I DID, I NOTICED A HARD OBJECT IN MY JAMMIES POCKET...--THAT IS ONE PLACE I NEVER WOULD HAVE LOOKED.. BUT  THERE IT WAS.
CONTENT NOW WITH MY SHOT OF BRANDY , I SLEPT TIL 6AM...

PEOPLE OFTEN SAY "IT WAS THE LAST PLACE I LOOKED"
SURE---- BECAUSE YOU STOPPED LOOKING WHEN YOU FOUND IT... MAKING IT THE LAST  PLACE.
AND I HAVE TO ADMIT... I DID NOT FIND IT.. IT FOUND ME.  I NEVER THOUGHT OF LOOKING IN MY SMALL POCKET

THE LAWS OF PROBABLILTIES WON THAT ONE.
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THE ONLY SERIOUS MATTER ON TV IS THE  FIRES...  DO WE HAVE ANY CP'S  INVOLVED INTHOSE HORRIFFIC FIRES?
FOREST FIRE IS ONE THING  I THOUGHT OF WHEN I BOUGHT THIS PLACE---  AND IT STILL DOES CONCERN ME... FORTUNATELY AT THE MOMENT WE STAND MORE CHANCE OF DROWNING THAN DRY FOREST FIRE... BUT JUST THINK  50 OR SO DOGS-- WHAT WOULD I DO?--WITH WARNING I WOULD CALL EVERYONE TO COME GET SOME--

WITH-  NO WARNING, I WOUL D TURN THEM ALL LOOSE AND GET THEM TO FOLLOW ME TO THE BIG LAKE ACROSS THE STREET.   WHEN I FIRST MOVED IN-- THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS- VERY CREATIVELY SHOT BURNING STICKS HIGHUP INTO THE TREES- AND THEY DID GET A FIRE GOING  IN WHAT IS NOW "A " FIELD...  I REMEMBR STANDING THERE WITH BUCKETS OF WATER WE GOT OUT OF THE STREAM ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AS THE FIRE WAS 80 FEET UP IN THE AIR.  WE PUT OOUT ANYTHING THAT FELL, BUT COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT THE HIGH UP.. IT WENT OUT EVENTUSLLY- BEFORE IT GOT GOING...  IT WAS BEFORE CELL PHONES--

EVEN NOW I HATE TO THINK OF ANYTHING DEPENDING ON MY ABILITY TO USE MY CELL PHONE.  ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK IT UP AND  IT DIALS  SOMEONE I SPOKE TO 47 DAYS AGO AND SHOWS TEXT MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE I NEVER HEARD OF.  I HAVE NO FAITH.
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WE HAVE RUNNING NOSES TO DEAL WITH
PIXIE- TEMP 102.5 AND 
LINT 101.9
NASAL DISCHARGE
COINCIDENTLY???? THEY BOTHWERE AT DANVERS ANIMAL HOSPITAL TO BE SPAYED/NEUTERED THIS WEEK...
 THAT IS HOW THAT CANINE FLU STARTSE -- SO WE ARE WATCHING....
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BABY DONKEY IS FINE
BABY OWLS SEEM FINE
ALL OTHERE SYSTEMS ARE GO


( WELL---- RYAN HAS THE FLU)

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