Sunday, August 7, 2016

aug 7 2016
OPAL IS BEYOND LARGE... AND ON THE SOFA BEHIND ME-- SHE IS VERY LARGE ANYWAY-I HOPE HER SIZE DOES NOT HINDER HER ABILITY TO CONTRACT ALL THAT BULK.  SHE HAS A BIG JOB AHEAD OF HER...AND WE HAVE A BIG PILE OF WASHCLOTHS ( THANKS TO CP'S).
I REMEMBER OLIVE BEING THIS LARGE AND WE HAD TO CARRY HER REAR END AROUND WHEN SHE TRIED TO WALK  
FOR OPAL TO GO OUT TO PEE IS AMAJOR PROJECT-- THE    " TWINS IN 20 MINUTES" SYNDROME
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THAT $%^&*()_+ SUDUKO BOOK I HAVE-- I FINISNED TEH LAST LARGE PRINT BOOK I HAD.... DID THEM ALL.. AND I COULD TELL WHAT MY MENTAL CAPACITIES WERE FOR THE DAY BY WHICH LEVEL  OF SUDUKO I COULD DO  FROM EASY TO CHALLANGING.  I MEAN... IF THE EASY ONES WERE DIFFICULT, I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD DAY...
THEN I WENT TO THE SECOND BOOK-DIFFERENT LABEL-- AND I HAD SEVERE TROUBLE WITH TEH MEDIDUM- SO I WENT TO THE EASY  AND  HIT A BRICK WALL-- THAT MEANT I WAS GOING DOWN HILL FAST..I HAVE BEEN BATTERING MYSELF TO COMPLETE THE EASY ONES FOR  ?10 DAYS - TODAY.. JUST BEFORE THROWING OUT THE WHOLE BOOK, I THOUGHT I'D SEE JUST HOW BAD THE CHALLANGING ONES WERE..  PIECE OF CAKE... SO I DID ANOTHER... SIMPLE ---- LABELED "CHALLANGING"    I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THE WHOLE BOOK IS RATED BACKWARDS.... WHICH NEARLY CAUSED MY MENTAL DEMISE.
SO I AM FEELING BETTER-
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SO MY DEPRESSION WAS ONLY 97% THE BUILDING INSPECTOR'S FAULT.
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I THINK....SINCE PUPPIES HAVE AN INSTINCT TO PEE AND POO AWAY FROM THEIR BED/FLUFFY, NOW THAT THE 4  SNAILS NEED MORE ROOM TO ROAM, I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP A PEE PAD OR TWO OVER BY THE GATE TO THE HALL... ..i.e. FAR FROM THE FLUFFIES-- I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THIER HOUSEBREAKING..
THEY ARE DOING VERY WILL WITH THE SPOON FEEDING TRAINING... BUT THE MEGAN'S MARCH EXERCISE IS WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE..... ?REASON?  TOO MANY DOGS INTHE HOUSE/OFFICE AREA... WE SHOUDL BE USING HE BACK DECK MORE-- SO  CHAOS,, BENTLEY AND TUMBLER GOT TOSSED OUT THERE LAST NIGHT AND I THINK OPAL IS HAPPIER ABOUT THE SECLUSION... NOW IF WE COULD CONVINCE HER TO GO IN THE "SUNROOM"  INSTEAD OF UNDER THE STAIRS  WE WEOULD BE ALL SET. 

n.b. SHE MAY NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT AN ESCORT... ALL PREGOS HAVE A DREADFUL  "UNDER" INSTINCT AND UNDER PORCHES IS THERI FAVORITE.
I REMEMBER ( PARTIALLY) AN EARLY DANE GOT UNDER THE FRONT PORCH- AND I CAN'T REMEMBER IF SHE HAD A PUP THERE OR NOT, BUT I REMEMBER THAT 24 INCH COBWEBBED SPACE..  I AM MORE THAN 24 INCHES ANYWAY YOU LOOK AT ME- AND I HATE COBWEBS IN MY HAIR.  SO IT IS BARRICAIDED WITH LATTICEWORK, BUT SEVERAL LADY DOGS HAVE  PULLED THAT DOWN IN AN EFFORT...  THAT AIN'T FUN... AND IT IS OFF CAMERA... BUT THE VIDEO RIGHTS WOULD BE PRICELESS.
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JUST TO KEEP THIS ON A HIGHER PLAIN...  FROM HIGHSCHOOL LATIN... ?DO I REMEMBER  i.e. means "that is"...  n.b  ?note bene= take note  and  from algebra and geometry...  QED=  thus it is proven.????
i should have asked that at mailcall and someone would have answered that in 4 seconds flat.
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 I AM ACCUMULATING PARAPHERNALIA  FOR NUTTY PROFESSOR IDEA FOR THE SCHOOL YEAR-- MAYBE ONE WEEKLY STARTING IN SEPTEMBER.. MY GOAL IS TO HAVE FAIRLY SIMPLE CONCEPTS... WITH A LESSON IN MATH/PHYSICS THAT IS APPARENT IN EVERYDAY LIFE..  I WAS THRILLED TO HEAR DAWN'S KIDS WERE STILL POINTING OUT TO THEIR PARENTS THE CONCEPT OF A TRIANGLE IS USED TO MAKE A RIGHT ANGLE RIGID  AND NOT WIGGLY  FROM MAILBOXES TO  TABLES TO TENTS  . .. SO I NEED THINGS  NOT ONLY SCIENTIFICALLY CORRECT, BUT PREFERABLY MESSY AND AMUSING...  I WAS SHOCKED AROUND HERE THAT NO ONE SEEMED TO KNOW ABOUT   3 4 5   DEFINING A RIGHT ANGLE --
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 I AM ALL SET TO FLOAT ROCKS TO THE TOP OF TEH PYRAMIDS WITH A PIECE OF PLASTIC PIPE.... BUT IT WILL NOT BEND ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO DEMO THE WORKING OF A TOILET-- WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GO BACK TO  THE VERY NICE MAN WHO I TALKED TO FROM  U.S. PLASTICS  WHO  NEARLY CHOKED ON HIS COFFEE WHEN HE ASKED WHAT I NEEDED THE PIPE FOR..  NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK AND SAY THE TOILET PART IS NOT WORKING  AND I NEED  A THINNER  WALLED PIPE THAT WE CAN SEE THRU THAT WILL BEND IN THE  "S" SHAPE AND ALLOW THE CAMERA  TO PICK UP THE  DETAILS...  HE KNEW I WAS NUTS THE FIRST TIME ROUND.... IT IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE.
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IT IS SHATTING SUNDAY... SO I MUST AWAY TO THE NUMBER PRINTING AND PURPLE EGG BOILING.PROJECT...  I NEED TO DELIGATE NOW THTA THERESA IS NOT HERE TO GET THE DETAILS TOGETHER... 

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