Sunday, September 11, 2016

SEPT 11 2016

HELLO,
IN REGARDS TO THE QUESTION ASKED BY A CURIOUS CP AT MAIL CALL, I FOUND THIS
AND BY THE WAY,,, GEORGE'S SADDLEBAGS EMPTY WEIGH APPROX. 18 0Z. 
Dog Backpacks 101 – The basics
 A dog should never carry more than 25% of his proper body weight (don’t add more just because he is over weight)
All packs must be loaded with even weight distribution or they will sag to the over-weighted side

BILL AND I WILL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS !! 
WOOOOOF WOOOOOF !!
ROSE DOGGY ! 

I THINK THAT IS NOT RIGHT--- B IG TIME...   ROSE-- CAN YOU FIND WHERE YOU  GOT   THAT INFO...    AND OBJECT --THAT WOULD MEAN GEORGE COULD BE CARRYING 30 POUNDS ON HIS BACK...  WHOEVER WROTE THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT 30 POUNDS FEELS LIKE....-- IT IS A BAG OF DOG FOOD...
 THAT DOES NOT GET MY STAMP OF APPROVAL.
SO WHAT DOES?

WELLLLL... BEING SOMEWHAT OF AN EXPERT ON WOMAN'S POCKETBOOKS, I AM WLLL AWARE OF TEH TENDENCY  TO THROW THE HANDFULL OF COINS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE "BAG"-  EVENTUALLY YOU WILL GET TO THE  "EAR BUDS" BREAKING THE CAMAL BACK FROM YESTERDAY'S DD...

THERE IS ALSO AN ELEMENT OF  "IF YOU PICK  UP A BABY HORSE EVERY DAY SINCE BIRTH YOU EVENTUALLY WILLBE ABLE TO PICK UP 1000 POUNDS..."  THAT ASSUMES ALOT-- LIKE THE HORSE WILL APPROVE OF THIS NONSENSE????
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WEIGHT OF COINS-- I AM A BIT OF AN EXPERT ON THAT TOO...  WHO KNEW??
WHEN I WORKED FOR THE WANT AD MAGAZINE THE DELIVERY PEOPLE WOULD  LEAVE ME THIER RETURNS IN BROWN PAPER BAGS ALL OVER THE FARM-- AND THEN CALL ME TO SAY WHERRE THEY WERE... IT WORKED..- SINCE THE MAGAZINE WHOLESALED FOR $.86 CENTS, MUCH OF THE RETURN WAS IN COINS..
.FYI   2 CUPS OF UNDISTURBED GENERIC COINS ( NO ONE FILTCHED THE QUARTERS FOR  SCHOOL LUNCH..) 
 2 CUPS = $40.00 AND WEIGHS 5.3 POUNDS.... AND A GALLON OF PENNIES IS $60.00
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 JUST A HANDFULL OF COINS AT A TIME  CAN BUILD UP AT AN ALARMING RATE..
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CALCULUS AGAIN...?   WELL LET ME ADD POLITICS AND THE TRUTHFUL DECEPTION OF ALL NON MATH TYPES.
 THERE IS ONE RADIO GUY MY SISTER MADE ME LISTEN TO IN A CAR ONCE-- WHO  WAS COMPLAINED  ABOUT TEH CURRENT ADMINISTRATION ( WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN TRUMAN-- REMEMBER WE ARE OLD) --  THE COMPLAINT WAS THAT THE RATE OF INCREASE IN  INCOME GROWTH WAS DOWN... AND HE REPEATED ---"DOWN--" SO YOU COULD REMEMBER THAT...
HOWEVER-- CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG ( AS I EXPECT YOU ALL WOULD DO)    IF THE RATE OF INCREASE IS DOWN... IT MEANS IT IS GOING UP    BUT AT A SLOWER RATE.... BUT THE GUY ON THE RADIO WANTED YO UTO REMEMBER ... ONLY THE WORDS   INCOME   AND DOWN...
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I HEAR THIS KIND OF THING DAILY IN THE CURRENT  POLITICAL ENVIRONMENT..  TELLL THEM WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO BELIEVE AND HANG THE DETAILS...  IT IS ANNOYING.... BOTH SIDES.. 
WHERE IS PAT PAULSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM..????
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SO BACK TO GEORGE AND HIS BACK PACK???-- I COULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCHOOL DEMANDE A LOOSELEAF FOR EACH CLASS....  THEY APPARENTLY NEVER HEARD OF DIVIDERS... ..SITTING HERE AT MY DESK... AND THINKING OF GEORGE AND HIS BACK PACKS FOR AN ENBIRE SCHOOL DAY... I WOULD  SAY 6-7 POUNDS AND A WATER BOTTLE ( PINT'S A POUND THE WORLD AROUND"  WOULD MEAN 8 POUND MAX-- AND THAT IS 4 POUNDS ON A SIDE...

AND BEING CHAIRMAN OF THE PRUDENCE COMMITTEE  BE AWARE THAT I WILL WEIGH AND TIP OVER GEORGE'S BACK PACKS FOR INSPECTION WITHOUT NOTICE.
SO THERE SCHOOL RULES BE HANGED...
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IT IS SUNDAY...

 I FORGOT THE REST....

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