Saturday, September 3, 2016

SEPT 3 2016
YOU KNOW THE OLD BIT A BOUT KEEPING BANDAIDS IN THE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF THE KITCHEN WHERE YU ARE MORE NCLINED TO CUT YOURSELF... WELLLLLLLLL
I HAVETO APPRECIATE KEEPING THINGS ORDERLY...BUT....

.FYI........  WE HAVE PERHAPS THE BEST DESIGNED FECES CONTROL SYSTEM EVER DESIGNED BY WOMAN. ( WITH AN EXTENSIVE  EXPERIENCE IN FECES CONTROL IN ODD PLACES-- WHO ELSE BUT ME WOULD KNOW THAT YOU NEED 35 POUNDS OF  KITTY LITTER PER COW/PER HOUR  ON THE SIDEWALK IN BOSTON))....BUT  HERE OUR  CANINE SYSTEM HAS DEVELOPED A "GAPOSIS"

SO STARTING WITH THE BASIC PROBLEM---  SH1T HAPPENS-- NOW IF WE CONTAIN ALL THE PUPPIES ON THE BACK PORCH THEY YELL AND GET SO EXCITED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE-- AND THIR TEETH ARE SHARP... SO I JUST LET THEM ALL IN HERE WITH ME WHILE I TYPE THIS " REPORT"-- AND THO THE FIRST FEW MINUTES WERE VERY EXCITING-- THEY HAVE SETTLED DOWN TO INVESTIGATING THE NEW AREA  OF THE "OFFICE' AND BENTLEY, AND ARIOT, AND SOPHIA , AND CHAOS- AND HAVE GOT DOWN TO THE BUSINESS OF TEH DAY ...POO PRODUCTION.  WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF POO PICKERS- THANKS TO ALL THE CP'S WHO SEND THEM  BOTH PLAIN AND  ALL NEATLY WRAPPED WITH A GROCERY BAG..... READY TO BE PUT IN OUR BACK POCKETS OR IMMEDIATELY USED..
HERE COMES THE GAP
PLAN IS-- WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE..  AND AROUND THE FARM   , YOU SCOOP ---THROW  THE CARDBOARD SCOOPERS INTH E GROCERY BAG--- , TIE THE TOP(  KEEPING IT FLY AND ODOR CONTROLLED )AN D  LEAVE IT WHERE A GOLF CART CAN PICK IT UP.. -----UNLESS WE START DRIVNG  GOLF CARTS THRU THE OFFICE -- WE NEED A COLLECTING  SYSTEM.. WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WHITE BUCKETS LINED WITH SAID GROCERY BAGS--/ AS OFTEN HAPPENS SOME TIDY SOUL COLLECTS ALL THE BUCKETS AND NEATLY STACKS THEM OUTSIDE AT SOME UNKNOWN LOCATION.... LIKE THE BANDAID  IN THE BATHROOM- THE BUCKETS ARE NOT  WHERE COMMONLY NEEDED....

LEAVING ME INSIDE TODAY WITH 3 BAGS FULL--- WELL ACTUALLY 4 BAGS FULL--DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A HUGE PROBLEM...  BUT IT COULD TUURN INTO ONE IF THOSE 4 "CONTRIBUTORS"  DECIDE THOSE  PLASTIC BAGS ARE CHEW TOYS...SO THOSE HUNDREDS OF WHITE BUCKETS WE ALREADY HAVE... SHOULD BE WHERE THE POO HAPPENS.. IN THE HALL AND IN THE OFFICE..

THERE ARE SOO MANY SUBTLE ADJUSTMENTS THAT MAKE THIS SYSTEM THE PERFECT ONE THAT IT IS,..----AS MANAGEMENT-- I KNOW THAT IF THE WHITE BUCKETS  ARE PERCIEVED TO BE TOO SMALL FOR ANY QUANTITY, THAT BEGINNER VOLUNTEERS WILL CAREFULLY SQUEEZE OUT THE  EXTRA AIR SO MORE BAGS WILL FIT...THUS DEFEATING THE ODOR CONTROL  OF THE SYSTEM...THERE IS AN INVERSE RELATIONSHIP -- THE SMALLER THE BUCKET THE MORE AIR FRESHNER. IS NEEDED...
WHO WOUOLD HAVE THOUGHT? 

LIKE WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT PUTTING CAMERAS ON THE FARM WOULD  HAVE NECESSITATED PUTTING LALLY COLUMNS IN THE CELLAR?
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ON A FARM EVERYTHING IS INTERRELATED IN VERY UNSUSPECTING WAYS...  WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TEACHING 750 POUND MARY TO BRAY FOR CARROTS WOULD MEAN THE PORCH WOULD  FOREVER  REMAIN AT AN OBTUSE ANGLE TO THE HOUSE.
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I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD A VERY BRIGHT LIVELY MINDED PERSON
 SAY "I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD  HAPPEN" 
 NORMAL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY WHEN WE ARE TRANSFERING PUPS TO THE T TENT AREA...  BUT YOU CAN PUT UP ALL THE SIGNS YOU WANT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHY  YOU NEED A SECOND PERSON TO BLOCK  PEOPLE TRAFFIC WHEN  YOU NEED TO GET SOME HAY FOR THE DONKEYS...
GRACE- UNDERSTANDS THESE THINGS... SHE GREW UP ON A FARM...
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NEXT PROBLEM-- A VOLUNTEER ASKED ME TO HELP HER KID WITH 4  MATH PROBLEMS- I HAD NO TROUBLE TWITH 3 OF THEM... BUT I FORGOT THE RULE ABOUT SQUARE ROOTS ( I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SQUARE ROOT SIGN IS ON THEI MACHINE)

IS THIS TRUE ? SQUARE ROOT OF 32 = SQR 16 TIMES SQR2  OR  4 TIMES SQRT OF 2???--- I ENDED  UP WITH MY CALCULATOR
 SR OF 32=5.7 APROX   AND 4 X SQR 2  OR   4X1.4
SO THEREFOR  SQR32 + 4(SQR 18)  - 7(SQR2) 
 CAN BE FACTORED AROUND THE SQR 2  TO BE 
4SQR2 +  12 SQR2 -7SQR2 TO BE =????     9SQR2
IT SEEMS TO WORK OUT THAT WAY--  THERE MUST BE A RULE???
IT WOULD BE ALOT EASIER TO LOOK AT IF I KNEW WHERE THE SQUARE ROOT SIGN IS ON THE KEYBOARD.
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NOW... DOG FEST--- I NEED AN ABSOLUTE COUNT OF WHO IS EXPECTING TO BE FED DINNER ON SAT NIGHT...  LINDA HAS A PRETTY GOOD LIST OF THOSE WHO HAVE PAID-- BUT THERE ARE SOME WHO  NEED TO BE COUNTED AS MY GUESTS.... LIKE JANINE AND S.O.-- OR THOSE WHO DON'T REALIZE THEY 
ARE NOT ON  THE BOOKS YET...  WE WILL HAVE A LARGE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AND LOAF OF BREAD FOR ANYONE MISSING THE COUNT...  SO NO ONE WILL GO HUNGARY...

 MEALS FOR TEH WEEKEND AND A SHIRT WERE  $60  SO MINUS THE SHIRT (TOO LATE  WE HAVE THEM ALREADY) $45 UNTIL WE ORDER THE CLAMBAKE-- AFTER THAT IT IS $0.00  AND PEANUT BUTTER...
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DOG FEST COMETH !!  3 WEEKS !!

PORTAPOTTIES ARE  ORDERED. ( THAT IS WHERE THIS DAILY DOGGIE STARTED... NO???)

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