Thursday, December 29, 2016

DEC 29 2016

HOW I MANAGED TO GO FROM ACNE TO ARTHRITIS SO FAST I WILL NEVER KNOW.---? THE YEAR 2000?  THAT WAS SOMETHING PEOPLE WROTE MOVIES ABOUT.---- IN  1957 WE -- IN EDINBURGH - DID A STUDY ABOUT  STATISTICS  AND  WE FIGURED IN 1984  THE WORLD AS WE KNEW IT WOULD COME TO AN END... AND LOOKING BACK... IT IS  ABOUT THE TIME  IT DID---- AN AWFUL LOT GOT OUT OF CONTROL... LIKE  COMPUTER CAPABILITIES, AND POPULATION.

NOW TO SIMPLIFY THE WORLD PROBLEMS FOR YOU....

YOU ALL HAVE HEARD ME  RANT AND RAVE ABOUT... WATER TO DRINK... YESTERDAY, I DID NOT HEAR THE  ENTIRE VARIOUS SPEECHES  ABOUT ISRAEL  ON CNN- AND I AM NOT SURE I WOULD UNDERSTAND THEM IF I DID-- BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE WERE VERY UPSET... SO I DECIDED TO TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT FOR EVERYBODY..AND STARTED WITH THE  GOOGLE MAPS,,,,   I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO GO ANY FURTHER THAN TO LOOK AT THOSE MAPS AND THE RATIO OF GREEN VEGETATION  TO BROWN DESERT - AND YOU CAN SEE WHY THERE IS A PROBLEM.. THAT DEAD SEA LAKE THING IS EXTREME SALTY-- TEH OTHER -- SEA OF GALLILE I COULD FIND NO REFERENCE TO  SALT CONTENT... BUT THERE IS GREEN AROUND IT.

IT STRIKES ME THAT IF YOU BUILD HOUSES ON THE BROWN DESERT YOU WILL HAVE  TO PROVIDE AN AWFUL LOT OF PLASTIC BOTTLES TO  KEEP EVERYONE HYDRATED.. LORD KNOWS ABOUT BATHING--

NOW IF YOU MOVE THE GOOGLE EARTH AROUND AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE USA YOU CAN STOP WONDERING WHY WE ARE SO GREAT.. ALL THAT GREEN AROUND TEH MISSISSIPPI IS WHY WE COUDL SEND MEN TO THE MOON BEFORE THESE NORTHERN AFRICA NATIONS WHO HAD TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME RUNNING FROM OASIS TO OASIS LOOKING FOR A COOL DRINK.
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NEXT FACTOID....  THE ABILITY OF TEH HUMANS TO REPRODUCE WAS UNAFFECTED BY  THE PRESENCE.. OR LACK... OF WATER-- SO THESE OASIS BEGAN TO GET CROWDED.... WHERE IN THE USA-- PEOPLE JUST MOVED WEST...
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SO AS THESE OASIS GOT CROWDED THEY  WANTED TO KEEP THEIR POOL TO THEMSELVES... WHICH UNFORTUNATELY REDUCED THEIR SELECTION OF  MATES TO THEIR SECOND COUSINS- WHICH IS WHEN THEY BEGAN TO  DEFINE RELIGION AND JUST WHO WAS  GOD AND  WHAT WAS TEH NUMBER OF VIRGINS THAT WOULD FIT ON THE HEAD OF A PIN.  ONE  RELIGIOUS GROUP DECIDED 1 VIRGIN-- ANOTHER SAID 72 WOULD BE WAITING FOR ANY MAN WEARING A PREVIOUSLY DETONATED  EXPLOSIVE BELT.

THE UNITED STATES HAS NOT YET GOT TO THE STAGE OF TRYING TO COUNT VIRGINS AND JUST   SHIFTED  THE COLORADO RIVER TO THE GOLF COURSES OF LOS VEGAS WHERE RELIGIOUS GROUPS COULD ONLY SEARCH FOR A PIN IN A HAYSTACK  TO START WITH.
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WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO CROWD ONTO THAT BROWN DESERT IS BEYOND ME.  IT STRIKES ME THEY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR OVER 2000 YEARS  WHILE PRODUCING TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR THE WATER SUPPLY.
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AS A NATION WE MUST RESIST THIS MOVEMENT--- AND LAST I HEARD ONLY THE NATIVE AMERICANS WERE WORRIED ABOUT HAVING OIL CONTAMINATE A HUGE BIT OF THE WATER SUPPLY...AND FLINT IS STILL STRUGGLING FOR  TAKING THIER EYE OFF THE BALL.
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HOW DID I GET GOING ON ALL THAT?  
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MOVING ON.... ( I BETTER) 
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 YEAR END----TIME TO GET A NEW "SPIKE" ON WHICH TO PUT RECIEPTS--- 
 THAT GETS THEM IN CRONOLOGICAL ORDER  WITH THE LEAST EFFORT.
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THIS IS A BIG DEAL  SO PAY ATTENTION....
Hi Carlene and Linda,
I attached a notice asking onsite people to send photos to SDPtweets@gmail.com that I can use on Twitter. Can you print it and hang it up where onsite people will see it?
 Our views on Twitter have increased dramatically over previous months and a lot of new folks are showing up on the Explore site. I think/hope that SDPs Twitter activity is helping. I’ll send a report from Twitter analytics at the end of the month.
 I’ve dipped into Camera Mark’s photos and snapped photos from the cams. Please let me know if you have any other suggestions for getting photos I can use on Twitter.
 Thanks!
Maria

THE SDP TWITTER ACCOUNT NEEDS PHOTOS ! PLEASE SEND PHOTOS TO 
SDPTWEETS@GMAIL.COM
NEEDED:
PHOTOS OF INDIVIDUAL ATHLETES WITH OPEN EYES ( THESE GIVE US AN OPPORTUNITY TO ENGAGE THE HUMAN ATHKETE)
CLOSEUP SHOTS NOT AVAILABLE ON CAMS
OLDER DOGS IN TRAINING ONSITE AND OFF SITE

TO ATTRACT TWITTER USERS, PHOTOS FOR TWITTER SHOULD NOT BE POSTED TO EXPLORE CHAT OR FACEBOOK
PLEASE INCLUDE EACH DOGS NAME
THANK YOU

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