Thursday, February 23, 2017

FEB 23 2017

 ONCE AGAIN  I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE THAT THE FEDERAL GOVT HAS ENCOURAGED TEH STATES TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE AS PECKER CHECKERS AT ALL REST ROOM FACILITIES.
I AM NOT BIG ON REST ROOM HUMOR- BUT ....
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MANY OF YOU MAY KNOW THE STORY OF MY  DETERMINATION TO BE "AN INVENTOR" 
----- ONE OF MY PHILOSOPHIES  IS TO IDENTIFY A PROBLEM - THEN SOLVE IT.

I OWNED A 50 FOOT LONG HORSE TRAILER WHICH HELD 6 OR 8 HORRSES/PONIES- CONSEQUENTLY WHENEVER MY 2  KIDS WENT TO A HORSE EVENT ( LIKE THE 50 MILE TRAIL RIDE IN VERMONT)  WE PACKED IN MANY OTHER HORSES AND KIDS-- ( BEFORE SEATBELTS -- 4 KIDS BEHIND TEH DRIVER IN THE TRUCK)
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TRAVEL WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS,  THEY SEEM TO HAVE SMALLER BALDDERS THAN A BUNCH OF MALES- AT ANY RATE...  I TIRED OF LOCATING  REST ROOMS--- SO I TOOK IVORY DISH SOAP  BOTTLES  AND SLICED THEM   AT AN ANGLE -- THIS PROVDED A SMALL CHUTE FOR  TEH DISTRIBUTION OF  FEMALE  HUMAN FLUIDS IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO MALE HUMANS---WITHOUT ALL THE DROPPING OF SNOWSUITS OR  TIGHT RIDING PANTS.. NEXT TO A TREE, -THEY WORKED ---THUS ELIMINATING TEH STOPPING AT GAS STATIONS WHICH - DRAGGING THIS 50 FOOT MONSTOR  TRAILER OCASIONALLY TIED UP TRAFFIC MORE THAN OCASSIONALLY.. 

SO I DECIDED I SHOULD PATTENT IT- AND HIRED A PATTENT ATTORNEY WHO HAD IT DRAWN UP AND DESCRIBBED IN LEGAL TERMS-- IT CLEARED TEH BOSTON PATTENT OFFICE  AND WE WAITED RESULTS OF FEDERAL--
WHILE WE WAITED, A FRIEND AND I DECIDED TO USE THEM IN TEH WOMANS ROOM OF AN  ITALIAN RESTAURANT ..  WE WENT IN-- LINED UP AND THEY WORKED NICELY  AND MADE THE FAMILIAR SOUND  OF FALLING WATER....... UNTIL SOME WOMAN WASHING HER HANDS BELLOWED " THEIR FEET ARE POINTING THE WRONG WAY !!" 
FINAL RESULT OF THAT EPISODE WAS  SOMEONE PASSED A PATTENT 2 WEEKS BEFORE MY APPLICATION
AND THE Y ARE NOW SOLD UNDER THE NAME OF SHE- WEE'S--APPARENTLY POLICEWOMAN CARRY THEM -- AS DOES MY DAUGHTER JANINE  IN HER SNOW SUIT.
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I GAVE UP  TRYING TO PATTENT ANYTHING -- AND I HAVE HAD SOME GOOD ONES -- BUT....IT COSTS TOO MUCH.----  TOO BIG A GAMBLE-
MY FATHER GAMBLED ON HIS LOADING RAMP... WHEN PEOPLE RIDE IN THE CAR WITH ME-- THEY GET VERY TIRED OF ME SAYING "THERE GOES MY FATHER'S RAMP"-  HARDLY A DAY GOES BY  I DON'T SEE 2 OR 3 OF THEM.. IT IS A TRAILER  WITH  A COUPLE RIGHT ANGLES WHICH WHEN SWUNG DOWN FORMED A VERY STURDY RAMP.  UNTIL HE PATENED THAT  MANY CONSTRCTION PEOPLE WERE KILLED TRYING TO LOAD   HUGE EXCAVATORS ON TRAILERS  WITH CHUNKS OF RAIL ROAD TIES...
HE OWNED THE ORIGIONAL PATTENT- THEN SOME COMPANY COME ALONG AND CHANGED THE HINGE, AND HE NEVER GOT A PENNY. I HAVE A PICTURE ON MY WALL HERE SOMEWHERE
IF HE HAD 1/4 A PENNY FOR EACH ONE SOLD I WOULD BE EXTREMELY WEALTHY...
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AFTER HIS EXPERIENCE HE WAS OFTEN HEARD TO SAY "CONCENTRATE ON INVENTING A BETTER FLY SWATTER- THERE IS LESS HEAVY TRUCKING EXPENSE INVOLVED"
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MOVING ON.... I PERSONALLY AM BUYING MY WAY OUT OF THE ELECTRICAL PROBLEM... I BOUGHT A GAS DRYER FOR THE BARN-- THERE SI ALREADY  PROPANE GAS IN THE ROOM FOR THE FURNACE - SO ATTACHING DRYER TO GAS SHOLD BE NO BIG DEAL  CERTAINLY LESS OF A DEAL THAN TELEPHONE POLES ACROSS FLAT FIELD.-
AND IT WIL GIVE US A CHANCE TO  GO AHEAD WITH EHT INSTANT HOT WATER HEATER A CAMERA PERSON OFFERED TO BUY FOR US...  THE DRYER WILL BE DELOIVERED MONDAY
I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE DAVID #1  CHIME IN ON ALL THIS-- AND I AM TOLD BUD #1 WILL BE ALONG TODAY TO  STAND AROUND AND THINK OF THINGS TO POINT OUT TO ME---- REMEMBER BUD #1 IS THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT READS MANUALS.... SO HE IS A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE ( ALSO A LIC ELECTRITIAN)---
BY ELIMINATING THE SECOND DRYER  RELIEVES TEH PRESSURE ON THAT SYSTEM WHICH IS BARN LAUNDRY T TENT AND NEW BUILDING...
NOW FOR THE HOUSE... REDOING THE PANNEL WIL LHELP IDENTIFY A BUNCH OF WIRES I DON'T KONW WHERE THEY GO...
I HAVE ALSO UN-DONE/ELIMINATED ALL BASEBOARD HEAT--( EXCEPT IN MY ROOM :))) ) WE HAVE NOTES ON THE OVEN TO USE ONLY ONE COOKING DEVICE AT A TIME... ORDER OUT !!  SHOULD NOT BE TOO HARD.. AND THEY WILL BE INSTALLING A  NEW PANNEL THAT COULD TAKE 400 AMP SERVICE - EVEN THO AT THIS TIME WE HAVE ONLY 200 AMP.
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I HAVE A BUNCH.... WELL NO.....  I HAVE ONE QUESTON  YET TO BE ANSWERED... HOW COME PLASTIC MELTED AND NOTHING TRIPPED..  I DO WONDER WHY  PROBABILITY BEING WHAT IT IS.. THEY BOTH HAPPENED AT THE SAME TIME...-- PEOPLE KEEP EXPLAINING  IT... BUT IT IS ONE TIME WHEN I THINK I WANT THE WIRING INSPECTOR TO GET INVOLVED...
I DON'T NEED HELP ON  HOW TO NAIL BOARDS TOGETHER INTO A BUILDING  THAT DOES NOT FALL DOWN, BUT WIRING... ONCE BEYOND  2 WIRES AND A GROUND... I NEED SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS....
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THEY ARE COMING HERE TODAY WITH A NEW METER TO REPLAPCE THE OONE THATT MELTED...
THAT SHOULD GET THE BARN BACK LIVE.. AND TEH CAMERAS...

I AM LOST WITHOUT  TEH CAMERA DETAIL.
BESIDES TEH MAIL IS PILING UP ON MY DESK  THAT I DON'T DARE OPEN UNLESS EVERYONE IS WATCHING...
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I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU MY EXPERIENCE AT MY DAD'S FUNERAL YESTERDAY.  I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IVY AT THE FUNERAL HOME.  EVEN TO HUMANS THE SCENTS/ODORS (NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO CALL THEM) CAN BE OVERWHELMING.  AND TO A DOG WHERE THEIR SMELL IS GREATER THAN HUMANS, I WAS WORRIED.  BUT LET ME JUST SAY, SHE MADE ME, YOU, SDP TRAINERS ALL VERY PROUD.  SHE EVEN WENT TO THE CASKET WITH ME WHICH SURPRISED ME, TO SAY THE LEAST.  SHE DID LOVE MY DAD AND IT DEFINITELY SHOWED YESTERDAY THAT THEY DON'T FORGET THE PEOPLE THAT LOVED HER.
.  THEN OFF TO THE CHAPEL.  IT WAS JUST IMMEDIATE FAMILY SO NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE.  I PUT HER FLUFFY DOWN AND SHE LAID DOWN.  AFTER ABOUT 15 MINUTES OF THE PASTOR SPEAKING ALL OF A SUDDEN IVY DECIDED TO DO A HUGE YAWN.  SOME, NOT ALL, LOOKED OVER AND SMILED AT HER.  THERE WERE A COUPLE OF GIGGLES ALSO.  IT KIND OF BROKE UP THE SOMBER MOOD IN THE ROOM.
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NOW THIS IS FUNNY... I HAVE ENJOYED IT AT LEAST TWICE SO FAR..
> Hilarious Southwest Airline Safety Presentation (Open
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MAKE THAT 4 TIMES....

THAT IS HUMOR AT IT'S BEST-- THE ODD LOOK AT REAL LIFE...,

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