SOMETIMES I AM BRILLIANT ( MANY SAY I HIDE IT WELL.).---I WAS SHOCKED LAST NIGHT TO FIND MY DAUGHTER HAD NOT REMEMBER ONE OF MY MORE BRILLIANT INVENTIONS-
SHE HAS 4 CORGI'S AND ONE LAB--- ONE OF THE 5 IS LEAVING THERI POO IN THE HOUSE-- SOMETIMES HIDDEN---AND BECAUSE OF THE "TOOTSIE ROLL " SHAPE IT WAS DETERMINED NOT TO BE THE LAB....
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT GOT ME GOING WITH SERVICE DOGS... IDENTIFY A PROBLEM AND SOLVE IT.--- I TOO HAVE HAD THE MYSTERY POO IN TEH MULTI DOG HOUSE.. MY SOLUTION WAS TO BUY SOME OF THOSE TINY PLASTIC BEADS OF DIFFERENT COLORS---IT MAY TAKE A FEW DAYS, AND A FEW HANDFULLS...000BUT THEY DID GO THRU. NOW YOU MUST CHECK IT OUT WITH SOME VET - I DID NOT SEEM TO HAVE ANY PROBLEM, BUT THERE ARE THOSE WHO WORRIED THAT THE HOLE IN THE BEADS I USED MIGHT CARRY SUBSTANCES FURTHER DOWN THE GI TRACT...THEN THERE WAS SOMEONE WHO WORRIED ABOUT SOME GETTING STUCK..-- MY SOLUTION TO THAT WAS TO GIVE THEM A MARROW BONE AFTER THE IDENTITY WAS MADE... AND THE MARROW CAUSED SUCH A LOSE STOOL THAT NOTHING CAN BE LFT IN THERE. ALONG WITH THE FACT THAT SEEING AS MY DANE PUP CAN EAT AND PASS A PAIR OF SOX AND SMALL BITS OF FURNATURE, WORRYING ABOUT A BEAD DID NOT SEEM WORTH WHILE...
?GEORGE, DVM? GOT ANY INPUT??
IN MY INVESTIGATIVE STAGE, I TRIED FOOD COLOR-- IN MASSIVE QUANTITIES, TO NO AVAIL-- THAT ALL CAME OUT BROWN... -- I ALSO CONSIDERED THREAD/STRING.... NOT LONG... BUT A BIG BUNCH OF 1" BRIGHTLY COLORED-- PROBLEM THERE WAS COTTON STRING ABSORBED TEH BROWN... TEH PLASTIC, NYLON,POLYWHATEVER-- WAS BETTER BUT HARD TO FIND...
MIND YIOU THERE CAN BE COMPLICATIONS IF YOU FIND A RAINBOW OF COLORS IN ONE PILE , YOU HAVE SOME COPROPHAGIA ( STOOL EATING ) IN THE GROUP..
HOWEVER I CAN SAY IT WAS ONE O MY BETTER INVENTONS EVEN IF THERE IS A LIMITED NUMBER OF USERS...
FOR YOU NEW COMMERS, MY CLASSIC INVENTION-- ( NOW PRODUCED AS A "SHE WEE") WAS A PLASTIC BOTTLE CUT LEGNTHWISE INTO A CHUTE AS A WAY TO DIRECT URINE INTO SOME RECEPTICAL OR AGAINST SOME TREE WITH OUT REMOVAL OF MUCH CLOTHING. WHILE EXPIRIMENTING WITH THE INVENTION IN SOME LADIES ROOM, THE FACT THAT OUR FEET WERE POINTED THE WRONG WAY ALARMED SOME PASSING BY.
WE SURE HAD A LOBSTER PARTY HERE LAST NIGHT-- GWEN- NOW LIVING IN NORTH CAROLINA FEELS THE LACK OF LOBSTERS- SO WHEN SHE COMES HERE WE PIG OUT-- I LEFT THE CAMERA ON ( AND TURNED OFF THE MIC... I HOPE.. LOBSTERS IN WINTERTIME ARE A MESS... THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SOFT OR HARD SHELL, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO EAT THEM INSIDE WHERE IT IS WARM... AS OPPOSED TO SUMMER LOBSTERS WHICH CAN BE EATEN WHERE THERE IS ACCESS TO A HOSE.-- ESPECIALLY A PROBLEM WHEN OUR LOBSTER "CRACKERS" ARE DOWN IN THE T TENT SO WE HAD TO RESORT TO A HAMMER-- WHICH SQUIRTED LOBSTER JUICE 5 FEET IN ANY DIRESTIION.
TANNER JOINED US-- AND TEH REST OF SDP HID IN THE OTHER ROOM WITH PIZZA.
I DID TEH 30 SECOND VIDEO FOR THE CUMMINGS GRANT 29.6 SECONDS-- STILL SHOTS MOSTLY 1 SECOND AND A COUPLE 4 SECOND VIDEOS.. NEXT PROBLEM IS IT IS TOO BIG TO EMAIL--- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SOLUTION TO THAT IS... ?ANYBODY?
Emmett and I went to Olive garden tonight and I am so glad I did. Part way through the meal one of the servers came over to me and asked if my name was Jack. She introduced herself and said
"my father has Ziggy, " I immediately new who it was, we have several near misses. I told her I would love to get together with her dad and the boys can get reacquainted, hopefully this will happen soon!
Today we went for treatment and Pixie yet again knew once again when we pulled into the parking garage where we were. Oh it was a cold day for sure with the wind blowing. My legs do not like the cold so yet again Pixie did her job at an A+.. I was working on my walking and hanging on tight to my girl to stay up cause my legs were freezing up on me. Pixie yet again as always knows just what to do. We work together as one. I love how she knows she just amazes me every day with the love she has for me. I could hear people in the background wowing with amazement on how how much Pixie helps me and completing on how much she was helping me and they were so impressed. I was so focused at this time I just wanted to keep walking and get my legs walking and warmed up. My fiancé told them "Pixie is the best thing that has ever happened to me and she always helps me with love and pride and that we are a team." He did it he took my words. He smiled with joy to watching and knowing he can stand back knowing I was safe cause Pixie will always keep me safe as we all say at home now. My Sweet girl is always watching out for me and my needs.
We got home and took a nice nap and watched some movies. It's to cold to play outside today and run errands with the cold wind so it's going to be a nice relaxing day at home.
✨🌟⭐️Pixie My SHINING STAR ⭐️🌟✨
Stacy & Pixie 🐾🐶