Friday, May 12, 2017

MAY 11 2017
darn... i did not win publisher's clearing house-- whatta difference that would make !!  well some anyway... we could at least pave the driveway to the t tent--- not gonna happen..    we are paving to the electric gate... and we can bounce around  the potholes  after that... $20k.....and the next $5000 will be to straighten out the topsoil manufacturing  department  once called horse/donkey pastures...  those pointy feet , and   poo piles, watered regularly by runn off from the arena roof are  making black dirt/ onion growing topsoil  that is  150x 8 feet--18" deep... every 6 months...
so we will have to pay someone to straighten that out.... again...  ouR tractor will just not keep up-- another option is to have the big tractor carry all the goop up the hill and spread it at the top, seed it... and pray it doesn't all wash down hill againn before the vegitation keeps it there...

after all that , we should look good -- especially if all the grass grows that i hve so carefuly spread 6 seeds to the inch, like the old vermont farmenr taught me to do...  there is a way- of gtrabbing a handfull and flinging it from your right side to center front- distributing it over you index finger and takeing one step forward... you never adjust your manner of throwing due to the wind, you adjust where you walk when there is a breeze- done ringht it is better than any spreadder i have seen-- of course i have not seen many spreadders since i learned how to do this.
i suppose there is a mythbuster way of opening the bag of seed in front of a leaf blower-- which might work?????
(they did a stick of dynomite in a bucket of Paint in a closed room--- which did not paint the entire room....  but was good fun)
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bud-- read the directions to my  car jumper starter--- if he did actually get it charged back to full, it will continue to be wondeerful--  the size of a  "thick" cell phone, it jumped my car 3 times before dying..  it is a critical piece of equipment i have-- why does my relatively new car constantly drain the battery???? good question... good answer is "tall dogs"    they bang their heads on teh ceiliing light, which due to some fantastic "ON" switching device designed by someone who makes $120,000 a year i am sure,   the guy who  designs teh auto "off" switch  took a year off to study garlic farms in india..... much to the joy of the car battery/jumper cable manufacturing devisio.
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bud reads....i can read too... but not like he does... he reads and understands what he reads... i read mostly to get thru the words smoneone told me i had to read..-- like high school history class..--had nothing to do with remmembering what you read...  and it doesn't get any better as you age...  to th epoint now  where if i read the whole  long  sentance i have to go back and figure out what the frist part said...- boy tht slows up progress in reading directions in umbrella  installation  ( which we did yesterday at mail call...) we didn't even pull out the directions...just get a hammer-- and if that doesn't work, get a bigger hammer.
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Next jab at  manufacturing-- and this is really an invention which is already invented...just no one is thinking--- how many sheets of paper would be savec by reducing the margins on  every printer to 1/4 inch..

just think--- no more "this pagre intentionally left blank"--- every notice i get from  medicare ( which is far to many already) there is a "last page" of about 3 lines
every time you get a mass mailing  put a circle around what you really need to read.... and think.... if paper for mass mailing came in a roll... and cut off the page 1/4 inch after the printed line just think....
it might take more to build the printers, but the printer people wouldn't care-..  they can give away printers  and get wealthy on ht ink anyaay
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TODAY'S ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT----AKA-- PLAN OF THE DAY...
PUPPIES ARE EATIONG  AT THEIR OWN DISHES IN THE KITCHEN  LIKE BIG DOGS-- 3 X PER DAY   AND THEN OCASIONALLY SPOON FED BABY FOOD BY ME  -- ALL THOSE JARS OF CHICKEN AND SWEET POTATOE YOU GUYS ALREADY SENT...TO TRY AND GET THEM TO "FOLLOW THE TAPPING  NOISE"  SO EVENTUALLY WE CAN HAVE A MEGAN MARCH OUT IN THE YARD FOR THE CAMERAS...( AND THE GUY DOING A DOCUMENTARY ON OUR TRAINING...) 
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AND THEN....
A GROUP OF BUSINESS PEOPLE ARE COMING TO  DO COMMUNITY SERVICE-- AND I AM READY... TO CLEAN THE CLOSET---
 THE CLOSET BBEING THE G-TENT  ( THE WHITE ARCHED  "GIRAFFE" HOUSE" ) WHICH IS FULL OF STUFF SOMEONE THOUGHT SHOULD NOT BE SNOWED ON... HOPEFULLY WE ARE PAST THAT...

TAKE IT ALL OUT-- WHICH WILL INCLUDE TH HUGE CHAIR  WHICH WILL GO BETWEEN THT ICE HOUSE AND THE TEEPEE- ---PEOPLE DO LIKE TO TAKE THEIR PICTURES WITH A DOG IN THAT CHAIR... LILLY TOMLIN STYLE....
SET UP MY LOVELY AMISH TABLES --- I DUNNO WHAT WE WILL DO WITH THE REST...
BUT WE WILL TRY...
THE VERY BACK OF THE G-TENT  IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE 2 "TABLES" --- NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WORK TALBLES.... BUT AT LEAST PROJECT TABLES.... IT IS THIS AREA WHICH CAN GET OUT OF CONTROL...  THE "LATER" CRAFTS   LIKE  WE HAVE A HUGE COLLECTIO OF 4X4' CARDBOARD  WHICH COMES WITHTEH WONDERFUL PALLETS OF PURINA DOG FOOD... AND ALSO THEY HAE A VERY HIGH QUALITY PALLET ALSO.. SO THOSE HAVE BEEN STACKED...  LATER WE INTEND TO USE THEM FOR SOMETHING... FURNATURE YOU SAY?  GO AHEAD --- HAVE AT IT..  I AM GLAD I NEVER BOUGHT THE PLANNER TO SMOOTH OUT HT E  PALLET WOOD...

WE DON'T EVEN SEEM TO GET AROUND TO CHOPPING IT INTO FIREWOOD-- WHICH WE DO NEED...

I AM BEHIND SCHEDULE...

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